AN: stop f,aing ok cratman is a fatass 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no garryson iant kristian plus cratman isn't really in luv wif indigo dat was tokin ok!
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Kile had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS CORTman but it was Raven. He started to scream. "OMFD! NOOOOO! MY BUTTMARK HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
I stopped. "How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my buttmark turned back into the blotch!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a buttmark anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Diabooboo changed it into a Cheesy Poof for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my buttmark hurt and it turned back into the blotch! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Kyle….Dalien has him bondage!"
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Garryson and Makky and CARTMUN were there too. They were going to Tom's Renopalsty after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Sheila had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Cratman came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
"Idnigo I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Cratman had been mean to me before for being gottik.
"No Idnigo." Cratman says. "Those are not roses."
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Garryson and Makky." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! .
"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Screwus yousus guysus ius amus(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for kenny I love you man!)goingus homus!"
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep.
"OK I believe you now wtf is Klye?"
Crartmen rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, Idniggo," Sheela said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD BITCH!" Cratman yelled. sHEEla lookd shockd. I guess she didn't have a headache or else she would have said something back.
Crartmen stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, mrs blorovski!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Isaac Hayes on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Leeza from Teem America (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
"You look kawai, girl." Sp'ooky Wendy said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Garryson and Makky couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Raven was in the Art Room. He looked all depressed because Kyle had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Kyle. He was sucking some blood from a Chinpokomon.
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Stan had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Kyles. Then... we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Princible Vacturya who was watching us and so was everyone else.
"Raven you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Kyle!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFD! NOOOOO! MY BUTTMARK HURTS!" and then... his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a buttmark anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Diabooboo changed it into a Cheesy Poof for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my buttmark hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Kyle….Dalien has him bondage!"