Non-Parody AN: This chapter contains an original scene with the Goth Kids. Because you can't parody a horrible goffic fanfic without goths.

AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! kenny u suk u fuken basdart gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Kenny wtf u bosturd ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 henryutta 4 techin muh japnese!

We ran happily to Stork's Pond. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Kyle thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Kyle was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Dakiem and da Death Dealers!

"Wtf Kyle im not going to a concert wid u even tho i just did a few secs ago!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them"

"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what.

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again." Kyle promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."

"OMFZ wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?"

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.

"Idnigo! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.

I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went 2 my house.

Sp'ooky Wendy was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese). "BTW Kenny that fucking poser got expuld. he failed al his klasses and he skepped math." (an: KENNY U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Kenny will die too." I said.

"Kawai."; Sp'ooky Wandy shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after he got expuld I murdered him and den mr makky did it with him cause he's a necphilak."

"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with kule tonight in Stark's Pond with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."

SP'ooky Weendy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfd totally lets go shopping."

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

"No." My head snaped up.

"WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "Sp'ooky Wendy are u a PREP?"

"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near South Park that's all."

"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Kule or Diabooboo or Raven(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

"Mrs. Broglovski." She sed. "Let me just call our bakes."

"OMFFC MRS. BROGLOVSKI?" I asked quietly. (Non-Parody AN: It must not have been very quiet considering it was in ALL CAPS)

"Yah I saw the map for Stirk's Pond on her desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Stark's Pond. While we were walking there, we ran into... Da Goff Kids!11

"Oh hey, bich" Henryutta sed. "Hi back" I said. "R u going 2 da consert l8r?" she esked. "Im going wif Red here."

"Im goig wif Kaile." i replayed

"Kaile? Dat guys such a posr." the Tall Goff said.

"NO HES NOT HES DA AWSUMEST GUY EVA!" I respanded calmly.

"Ya leave her alone" said Henryutta. "Anyway, we better go."

"C u at da concert!" I called.

"U2 bitch!" Kindergoff called bak.

Anyway, we went to the store. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."

"Da real goffs?" Me and Sp'ooky Wendy asked.

"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday mr makky and mr garryson tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."

"OMFT NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of blue tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.

"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said Sp'ooky Wendy.

"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's indingo sh'adowy evilus LARA payne what's yours?"

"Big Gay Al." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair."maybe I'll see you there tonight."

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf kaile you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Cratman zoomed in on his black bike looking worried. "OMFV INDINGO U NEED OT GET BACK TO THE SCHOOL NOW!"