AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 kenny 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in imagynashunland 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.

All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Daxien had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Da next day someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Kyle so we could do it again.

"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Mr. Makky! "R u gonna cum rape me or what." I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Sheela had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Mr. Garryson since he was a pedo.

"No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns, mkay." he growld angrily.

"Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarkastikally.

"Fuker." He said, gong away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went to skool. Den I gasped...Gerson and Makky were in da middle of da hallway, doin it, and Ike was watching!1

"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Ike ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw gerson is movd 2 springfeld now)

"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat) (Non-Parody AN: Good for you!)

"Only you wouldn't give them to me, umky!" Mickey shouted angrily.

"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed. (Non-Parody AN: Yeah, that would have worked out SO well!)

"You dimwit!." Gerson began 2 shoot angrily. And then...I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.

"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"

"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Shoela. So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Raven, looking extremely fucking hot.

"WTF where'd Kyle?" I asked him.

"Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum." Raven said shaking his hed. "U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?"

Then... he showed me his car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his soosta Shelly had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said 'IDNIGO' on it.

...I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.

Raven and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing 'Helena' and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ...And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Kyle, cryin in a corner.