Sakura Haruno was currently walking down the road with a far off look in her eyes. "I was so useless during the mission, I couldn't do anything" She muttered as she began to speed up in her walk. "That's it I'm going to train harder and I won't need to stand back anymore!" She said with conviction before she heard a commotion happen not far from where she was.
Curious she made her way there and spotted the Hokage's grandson yelling at a boy roughly a year or two older than her wearing a Hitai-ate with the kanji for light. He had black spiky hair with blue tips. He wore a black long-sleeved shirt with a red vest that had white wind like motifs. He had black shinobi pants and open toed sandals. On his back was a huge butcher knife that Sakura honestly didn't know how he could carry it.
By his side was a girl whose beauty made Sakura blush. She was gorgeous. She had white spiky hair that dropped to the small of her back and a heart-shaped face. She had a slim figure with a very well endowed body. She was wearing a grey zipped up jacket with a mesh undershirt. She had two black fingerless gloves and was wearing a black skirt that dropped down to her thighs. She had knee length open toed sandals and had exotic green eyes.
"Hey you, why don't watch where you're going!" Konohamaru yelled out as he pointed an accusing finger at the boy. The Light genin just stared at Konohamaru blankly before he drawled out "Aren't you the one who knocked into me?" His tone of his voice wasn't necessarily condescending but highly annoying like her sensei Kakashi. Konohamaru grew a tick mark on his forehead. "Don't you know who I am! I'm the Hokage's grandson!"
The leaf boy smirked victoriously as he stared at the boy down, expecting him to gravel down on his feet and begging for an apology. "...So?" Konohamaru face-faulted and he stared at the guy with wide eyes. "SO?! Apologise to me right now!"
The girl by his side giggled into her hand and the sound was so melodious that Sakura felt herself soothed by it. "Kid just because you're the Hokage's grandson doesn't mean we have to show you respect, that's earned never given" She spoke. Her voice was soft and calming that whatever retort Konohamaru had was completely tossed out the window.
His nodded his head dumbly. "Oh great Setsuna...you got yourself another fanboy" The boy said in a lazy, aloof manner. Setsuna smiled and flicked Konohamaru's nose, "Oh stop it Nobu-kun plus I don't mind, he's cute" The said boy blushed before walking away with a glazed over expression.
Sakura, didn't really know what to make of it all but knew one thing "Wait, I don't who you are but you guys are obviously foreign ninja, so I can't just let you walk around the village without a proper reason" Sakura said with a frown as she hesitantly stiffened when the boy Nobu, gave her a pointed stare.
But before he could reply there was a shout on the other end of the area. When they turned they saw another boy run up to them. He was dressed differently from the other two. He had on him a blue form-fitting shirt with a black jacket. On the back of his jacket was a wolf's head and he had on blue pants that dropped down to sandal covered feet. The boy had spiky brown hair with crystal blue eyes.
"Ken-kun!" Setsuna chirped when she saw the boy. "Where the hell were you guys! I spent an hour lost all over the place because you guys decided to have a date!" Screamed Ken as he flailed his hands into the air, exasperated. Setsuna blush when she heard date and Nobu raised an eyebrow. "We are not on a date" He stated.
Ken didn't seem to buy it but nonetheless nodded, not really caring. "Who's flat chest?" Ken asked as he pointed to Sakura, not even caring if she heard or not. The said girl grew a tick mark and she felt like whipping out her kunai at him. "Some girl asking us why were here" Setsuna answered.
"Oh" Ken nodded his head and looked at the girl with a scrutinizing gaze. Sakura shied away from the gaze, feeling uncomfortable by it.
'Overly dressed up, there's hair conditioner all over her hair, her chakra stores are minimal, far more smaller than an average ninja. Doesn't train, too focused on looks, she could be an infiltration agent at best but with her looks she'd still suck at that' was ken's assessment of her abilities. "We're here for the chuunin exams" Was ken's clarification of what exactly their team were doing there.
"We're members of the Hidden Light village" Was what Ken said before he alongside his teammates walked off, not paying the girl a passing glance as they did what was asked of them.
Sakura stared at their backs for a moment before shrugging and walking off. Little did she know that Sasuke Uchiha had watched the entire thing with the eyes of a hawk and his gaze was immediately dead centered on the one called Ken. He may not be a sensory ninja but he could tell with just one glance that he was strong.
It was how he carried himself, back straight, face set forward and arms at the ready. It wasn't overconfidence that drifted off his aura, it was complete confidence in his abilities, the aura of a person who knows his limits, wherever they may be.
"Ken of the Hidden Light...I will fight you and I will beat you" Was what he muttered before vanishing.
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It wasn't long till the group made it to the ninja academy where the test was being held. The trip of Light genin stared up at the building with something close to apprehension. "You guys understand that we are not suppose to make a scene right? Relations with the villages aren't exactly at an all time high, especially with the Hidden Light" Nobu said, his aloof expression gone, replaced with a seriousness that was a far cry to the personality he used earlier.
Setsuna nodded while Ken snorted "Tsukikage-sama himself is our sensei, if anybody is gonna make a scene it would be us" That being said, Ken jumped forward with a cry and raced his way into the first phase of the chuunin exam.
"Why is he our teammate?" Cried Nobu exasperatedly. Setsuna giggled and gave Nobu a kiss on the cheek. "You say that now but I know he's your best friend Nobu" Setsuna said and giggled when she saw Nobu blush and the side of his cheek that was kissed was twitching.
When Setsuna walked off, she made sure to have an extra strut in her step just for Nobu who was staring at her hips. "What did Tsukikage-sama said about girls?" He muttered to himself softly "Oh yeah, don't knock it till you try it" Nobu blinked to himself a couple of times before darting forward and stepping into line by Setsuna's side, making sure to stay extra close.
As they walked, they failed to noticed the eyes of copy-cat Kakashi and Asuma staring at them. Not particularly boring holes in them but enough so that they could take in every detail. "They seem like normal kids, in fact that Setsuna chick could be your cousin or something" Asuma replied, he gave a glance at his friend to see him staring a minute longer at the direction the Light genin walked to before nodding his head.
"They don't seem that special, besides the mid-chuunin reserves and the obvious relationship between that Nobu and Setsuna, they seem like ordinary genin." Kakashi assessed before the two shinobi disappeared to report to their kage.
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"Oh so much paperwork" The blonde muttered as he stared at the large stacks of paperwork. Usually he wouldn't have that many things to sign considering all civilian matters were sent to the civilian council heads and all shinobi mattered go straight to the shinobi heads and all clan matters go to the clan heads. It was a really organise way to split the paperwork among each other but lately the young kage had placed several actions and contingencies into effect and everything was now push towards him.
The thirteen-year old pried his eyes away from the never ending stack towards his Jounin commander who was standing at the side, idle and at the ready. "I can tell you're enjoying this" Naruto muttered dryly and he saw a wobble of the man's shoulders for the briefest of moments before he returned to his stony facade.
"You're lucky you're the Jounin commander" With that said Naruto went to work singing all of them individually. He would have made several clones to do it but the problem was that most of the clones would be unable to copy his signature because unlike the regular clones, his own clones are made with different personalities from the original, ergo, they do things differently from Naruto. So his own personal workforce was currently rendered useless against the paperwork.
But before he even reached halfway through the page he immediately heard scuffling on the other side of the door to his office. When he looked up he was surprise to see a Gaara there. Already knowing what he wanted the blonde immediately spoke "You may leave to Suna if you so wish Gaara, I will not stop you" The redhead nodded but not before saying a quiet "Thank you Naruto" Before leaving the office.
The Tsukikage sighed before turning to Arashi "We may have an alliance with Suna but that's only if it works out with Gaara and him becoming the Kazekage" Arashi nodded at this "but there's still many more issues, if I were to visit Konoha there is a chance they may discover my identity and may or may not want me back or simply just immediately go to war."
Understanding the severity of the situation, Arashi discreetly moved closer to the desk. "I would decline however that would seem to suspicious so I'm going, I'll take extra precautions to make sure I would not be found out. If I were to stay here, the genin team we sent would be left to fend for themselves and I will not do that" The blonde stood up and walked from the desk to his door "With that being said, I'll be gone from the village so you'd need to finish up the paperwork for me" With a cheeky smile Naruto disappeared in a shunshin.
Arashi felt his eyebrow twitch and could feel the laughter from the ANBU in the room. "Damn it all" He muttered before he stared up at the stack of paperwork. "Get the ANBU captain! I have a special assignment for him!" Arashi commanded with a gleam in his eyes.
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"These guys are weak" Ken muttered as he stared at the sea of genin in the room. He turned his eyes slightly to see Setsuna playing with her hair and Nobu glaring at all the boys who were staring at her. Ken couldn't help but sweatdropped when Setsuna bended over to do her sandals, unknowingly giving the group of men behind her a perfect shot of her ass.
He could practically feel the rage boiling in Nobu as he stared them down, his hands hovering over his kunai pouch.
'Why are my teammates so weird!' Ken cried anime tears in his head but remained impassive on the outside. "SASUKE-KUN!" Ken was immediately snapped into attention when he heard a shrill shriek break from the front of the room. He darted his eyes forward to see a group of Leaf genin all conversing and chatting as if they were gonna win the exams no problem.
'Idiots' Was what the trio thought, Well Ken and Setsuna were thinking that, Nobu's statement was more directed to the rain ninjas who were staring at Setsuna's still bent over ass with reckless abandon.
Oh he was just itching to skewer somebody. Ken seeing red in his friends eyes immediately tried to mend things "Setsuna can you stop bending over?" The girl looked up at Ken funnily before nodding and straightening herself. Nobu's anger quilled only to spiked again when Setsuna crossed her arms under her assets, pushing them upwards where the rain ninjas could stare at them in all its glory.
This time Ken cried openly 'What the hell is this shit!'
"Alright you maggots that's enough!" From where he heard the gruff voice of what he thought was a bear, Ken saw their proctor for the first part of the exam, Ibiki Morino. The first thought that went through his head were 'Is he part bear?' and 'Does he even eat normal human food?' really the guy looked like he went through wrestlemania five times and walked away with the title 'Bearpocalypse'
"The first part of the exam is about to begin!" With no more waiting Ken pushed himself off the wall he was leaning against and went to take his seat number.
Thirty minutes of intense monologue later
'What. In. The. Name. Of. Tsunade-hime's Boobs is this?!' Ken cried as he stared at the paper on his desk.
'What would you do if your squad and your teammates find yourself in an enemy brothel house and in need of medical care. What's more is that all the women want to jump into your pants so how do you get the aid that you so desperately need while remaining a virgin'
"Why would we need to know this?!" Ken whispered and he sent an incredulous stare at Ibiki who smirked when he saw it. 'Anko had a crap ton of fun writing this years test papers.' was what Ibiki thought.
Shaking his head clear of the image that was not implanted into his brain and immediately set to work. He knew the real reason of the test so now he could immediately get to work. Making discreet hand seals underneath his desk he thought 'Koware-me (I have no idea if this is correct, just so you know) secret technique: Invisible Eye' Immediately an almost invisible eye formed by his side and began to hover above the room.
Seeing the answers in his new eye, Ken immediately went to work jotting everything down.
Setsuna however was blushing madly as she read all of the stories. They ranged from intimately private to full blown embarrassment to answer. Shaking herself out of her stupor, she gave nervous glances to the people around her before she discreetly placed a hand on the bench she was sitting on and a thin line of black ink formed. It climbed up a person's shoulder before attaching itself to his hand and fingers.
When that was done, the other end of the line climbed up Setsuna shoulder and connected to her hands and fingers before they began to mimic the person's movements, allowing her to copy down the answers.
Meanwhile...
Nobu blinked at the questions on the test papers. He blinked once, twice, thrice! Hell he could blink a thousand times and he would still have a hard time trying to believe it.
'If you were tied to a bed with an infiltration agent sitting on your lap wearing nothing but her bra and panties what do you do? Note she had also tied your fingers restricting you from forming hand seals however she left your mouth open. How do you manipulate her into cutting you free using only said mouth. P.S. you may use your tongue'
'wha-wha-what?!' Nobu's brain promptly shut down as he stared at the question, his eyes glazed over and his jaw dropped to his desk. Many of the sentinels by the side of the room were snickering to themselves at his reaction.
However Nobu couldn't stop himself from fantasizing him and Setsuna in that position. Him tied up, Setsuna sitting on top of him. Naked and licki- Holy shit!
Shaking his head clear of these thoughts Nobu made a long and exasperated sigh. 'It's like Yang-sama went and unloaded all her crazy dreams into this one piece of paper' he thought with a shiver.
Looking down the questions, he noticed they grew increasingly ridiculous 'What is the rank you would give yourself in bed 'F,D,C,B,A or S' and if you're really that confident SS'
Again, Nobu's brain shut down and he felt his hand shake uncontrollably as he was assaulted by images. While that was happening a thin trail of blood flowed from his nose. 'Dear mother of Tsunade-hime's boobs!'
Finally composing himself Nobu took a shaky breath and weaved through hand seals before he stopped on the rat. Cutting a thin line of blood, the red liquid flowed from his hands and latched itself onto a random person before dissolving into him.
The genin's eyes widened a fraction before it dimmed down. 'Blood possession Jutsu' Nobu thought before he began to memorise the answers to the test. But once again his brain shut down when he read the answers.
"GENIN NUMBER 77 IS OUT AND SOMEBODY CLEAN THAT BLOOD UP!"
You know I'm gonna say this to the whole world! Minato Namkaze's tailed beast chakra mode looks AWESOME! Not as great as naruto's tailed beast mode but still, AWESOME!