Non-Parody AN: Charlie Pierzynski, an original character by ThreadbareSP, appears in this chapter. She (yes, it's a girl) is used with permission. Also, go read her stories. They're really good.
AN: stfu! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz jimbo itz kenny's folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding kenny u fokieng rok prepz suk!1
All day everyone talked about the Souper Adventure Club. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.
Standing in front of me where…. Sp;ooky Wendy, Raven, Diabooboo, Kyle, Reaper and Kenny!
(Non-Parody AN: Oh God, no! I have edit all of this dialogue about clothing?)
I opened my crimson eyes. Kenny was wearing a tight black leather hoodie with pictures of bloody bats all over it. Under that he wart a black poofy shirt and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Raven was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Kyle was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Matt Stone, and almost as fucking sexy. Raven looked like Trey Parker. Sp'ooky Wendy was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white beret that said 'bich' and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen April Stewart wear once. Baybay (who is Wendy's bff) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic red dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Charcoal (who is Charlie Peerzensky) and Tweeg. It turns out that Baybay, Diabooboo, Charcoal and Tweeg's dads were all vampires. They committed suicide by slitting their wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism.
"OMFY" I yielded as I jumped up. "Why the fuck are u all here?"
"Idnigo something is really fucked up." Kyle said.
"OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." I shouted angrily.
"It's all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful." Kyle said in a sexy voice.
"Oh all right." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why your being all erective."
"I will I will." he said.
So I just put on some blue eyeliner, red lipstick and purple eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Cafeteris and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Samantha from Icelily's fics was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the hall we could see Shoela. Ifficer Bartbrady was there shouting at Sheila. Mayer McDannells was there too.
"THIS CANNOT BE!" she shouted angrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!"
"THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" yelled Ifficer Bartbrady.
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE HEAD OF THE PTA ANY LONGER!" yelled McDannells. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR DAMIEN WILL KILL THE STUDENTS!"
"Very well." Sheila said angrily. "Butt we cannot do this. We can't close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Damien and she is in the school. And her name is…..Iningo Sh'adowy Evilus Karen Payne."
Kyle, Charcoal, Tweeg, Baybay, Kenny, Raven and Sp'ooky Wendy looked at each other…I gasped.