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Non-Parody AN: Sadly, I did not get 10000 reviews. :(
The door opened and Mayo McDannells and Ifficer Bartbrady stomped out angrily. Then Sheihala and McDannells sawed us.
"MR. PAYNE WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" McDannells shouted angrily. Sheila blared at her.
"Oops she made a mistake!" she corrupted her. "She means hi everybody cum in!"
Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Baybay and Kyle and opposite Sp'ooky Wendy. Charcoal and Tweeg started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Jennifer Howell. I eight some Cheesy Poofs and drank som blood from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was…Raven! He and Kyle were shooting at eachother.
"Raven, Kyle WTF?" I asked.
"You fucking bustard!" yelled Kyle at Raven. "I want to shit next to her!1"
"No I do!" shouted.
"No she doesn't fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" yelled Kyle.
"No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!" shouted Raven. And then… he jumped on Kyle! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.
Shela yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden… a terrible man with red eyes and black hair flew in on his broomstick. He had black hair and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Samantha that fucking prep started to cry. Raven and Kyle stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent….Dazien!
"Indido…..Indigo…." Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Raven as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Kyle too!" (Non-Parody AN: If you're having trouble understanding Damien's plan, that makes two of us.)
"Plz don't make me kill him plz!" I begged.
"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.
I bust into tears. Kyle and Raven came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Daiemn coming to kill Kyle while Kyle slit his wrists in a depressed way.
"No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.
"Indigo Indigo aure you alright?" asked Kyle in a worried voice.
"Yeah yeah." I said sadly as I got up.
"Everyfing's all right Idnigo." said Raven all sensetive.
"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. "OMFB what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!"
"Its ok gurl." said Sp'ooky Wendy. "Maybe u should ask Shef about what the visions mean though."
"Ok bich." I said sadly and den we went.