Chapter three: I Doing Do's and Dont's
Kristoff's POV

I couldn't let this story go on without writing this chapter... I love Anna and Kristoff! Let the wedding bells ring!

I am so ready for this. It's been a whole year... I mean, that's not all that long. It's gone by so quickly with Anna. But still, I suppose a year was a long time for her to wait. She's been pretty anxious to get married.

Of course, I'm pretty excited, too. After all... I love Sven and my adopted family, but I don't think I want to spend the rest of my life with only a reindeer and trolls for company. No offense, Sven.

None taken, Kristoff!

Good. Ahem. Anyway... Now I have a reindeer, trolls, my beautiful and quirky princess bride Anna, and her scary popsicle of a sister Queen Elsa to keep me company.

I guess I should be so harsh on Elsa. I mean, she did save Anna's life. And she thawed the kingdom, and saved us all. She's still kind of scary and socially awkward, but hey! I owe her my life and the life of the love of my life... Does that make sense?

Of course it does, lover boy. Don't be scared of Anna's sister. Someone that much prettier than you can't possibly be that scary. Anyway, I guess it DOES make sense for you to owe her pretty much everything you have or ever will have. Doesn't it?

Yes, it does indeed, Sven. However, I wasn't asking you.

Oh, would you look at that! Here come the bridesmaids and groomsmen. Elsa is first, how about that? I don't recognize the man she's walking with... Maybe he's a duke or something. Ah. Here comes Rapunzel, Anna's cousin... She's walking with her husband, Eugene. They're both pretty nice. I like them.

And here comes the flower girl... She's a little girl from my side of the family. Her name is Buttercup. And yes... She is a troll. She may not be the cutest of flower girls, but she's practically my little sister. I'm happy to have her here.

They're all here, actually. My whole troll family is all here to watch me get married. They are all so happy, so excited. And they all look so pleased with themselves, like I'm getting married because of them... Whatever. It's not like it's their fault Anna and I fell in love! That happened all on it's own.

There is the ring-bearer! Rapunzel and Eugene's baby boy Raymond has the rings tied to a pillow that's strapped to his shirt. Rapunzel's mother is carrying him down the aisle... He's not even a year old yet, so of course he can't walk. I'm not used to that. Troll babies can walk almost as soon as they are born. I guess I have a lot to get used to... That kind of makes me nervous.

I mean, I was raised by trolls. And I'm marrying into the royal family! I have a whole lot to learn... This past year has been pretty intense. But I survived. So, marriage should be a piece of cake, right?

Don't answer that question, Sven. It was a rhetorical question.

Anyway. At any moment, Anna is going to walk through those doors and we are going to say our vows... I'm getting more and more nervous by the seconds. Excited? Of course. Nervous? Oh, yeah. Oh, heck yeah. But I'm so happy, it almost outweighs the nervousness.

Actually, I've never been happier than I am now, at this very moment...

Oh, wait... I totally lied. There she is. She's right there... And she's more beautiful than I've ever seen her before. Her beautiful strapless mermaid dress (Not that I even know what particular style of dress is called mermaid... Okay, so we looked at a lot of dresses and I maybe sort of paid attention... Anyway, her dress...) is long and sparkling white and lacy and fits just perfectly on her slim body. Her soft brown hair is cascading down her shoulders in rich curls. She is wearing a silver tiara studded with thousands of tiny diamonds, and attached to that tiara is a long, sparkling, lacy veil. And she's smiling at me.

She's so beautiful, and in just a few short minutes, I am going to marry her. This moment, this moment right now, is the happiest moment of my life. She's more beautiful than Elsa's ice palace. And coming from me, that means a whole lot.

She's walking down the aisle. I'm so tempted to start singing out the classic "here comes the bride" song, the funny version in which the bride is fat and wide, but there's no way I'd risk Anna getting mad at me today.

Uh, not that she ever gets mad at me. She doesn't. Not usually. Only sometimes... But hey! That's life. And knowing me, I totally deserve it.

Yeah, you do.

Shut up, Sven.

"Hey..." Anna's voice snaps me back into reality. I look up and she's right there. Her uncle is ready to pass her off to me. I walk down most of the steps, trip down the last two or three, and awkwardly take her hand and lead her back up those wicked stairs and to our place.

That couldn't have gone any more smoothly.

"You nervous?" She whispers to me, as the priest is talking. I don't even know what he's saying. It's hard to concentrate on anything but Anna when she's holding my hands and looking at me like this...

"Yeah. Are you?" I whisper back, ready to get this wedding over with. She simply nods, and after about a minute, she says out loud...

"I do."

I'm like, what? That doesn't make any sense... Of course I don't actually say that. That would be weird. So I just smile at her. And suddenly she's looking at me like I'm crazy.

"What?" I say, realizing everyone is staring at me.

"Well, do you?" Asks the priest, who seems as confused as I am. Then I finally get it. I know what I missed.

"OH! Ooooohhhhh! Yes. Yes! Of course I do. I mean, I DO," I say, totally embarrassed.

Yeah, you do. You reeeeaaaallllllyyyy do. Anna and Kristoff sitting in a tree-

Shut up, Sven. But you know, that's not a bad idea...

"By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. Prince Kristof, you may now kiss your bride."

So, what do I do next?

I kiss her, of course. And, wow... What a kiss!

"Congratulations, Prince Kristoff," says my beautiful wife. "You just kissed yourself a Princess Bride."

"And I'm about to do it again," I say.

And would I make a liar out of myself? Not a chance. So here we go again...

Yaaaaayyyyyyy! They are married! That was totally cheesy and fun to write! :D I hope you liked it. But you know, the exciting stuff is going to happen in the next few chapters... So don't stop reading here!

I mean, you'll have to if I haven't updated yet. So like... Yeah. Just be patient. Hahaha! I'll try to update ASAP.

Read and REVIEW, people! Thanks!