EB: karkat, i need help!
CG: HELP WITH WHAT, DOUCHE-NUGGET?
EB: i'm being attacked by flesh-eating hummingbirds on jade's planet! it's terrible!
CG: BY "ATTACKED", I THINK YOU MEAN YOU'RE GETTING SEXUALLY AROUSED BY THE BEATING OF THOSE FEATHERBEASTS' MOUTHS BITING AT YOUR PALE SKIN UNTIL IT TURNS A DISGUSTING FLUSHED SHADE OF CANDY RED.
EB: i