EB: beep beep!
CG: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?
EB: meow.
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP, EGBERT! I'M NOT A MEOWBEAST.
EB: yes, you are… you even have the tiny horns that resemble cat ears and everything!
CG: NO I DON'T! THAT'S NEPETA, YOU STUPID DUMBFUCK. GET YOUR TROLL HORNS RIGHT.
EB: but i don't want to.
CG: I DON'T CARE. YOU'LL DO IT OR SO GOD HELP ME I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET EVER CALLING ME SOME PATHETIC MEOWBEAST.
EB: make me.
CG: *Growls and pins John to the wall* OH, IT'S ON.
EB: *Crying internally*