EB: karkat. karkat katkart katkit krrraaket.
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT, ASSLAMP?
EB: nothing. just trying out different ways to say your name. it's pretty entertaining, actually. especially when you're bored and have absolutely zero to do on a day such as this.
CG: WELL, GO DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, THEN. I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID MUMBLINGS.
EB: karrrrkat. beep beep meow! :B
CG: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
EB: that you're a homosexual and you want to be my bitch.
CG: WHAT.
EB: beeeeep beeeeep! meow. beep beep beep.
CG: OKAY, FINE. PRETEND YOU NEVER SAID THAT WEIRD THING YOU JUST SAID, WHATEVER IT WAS. GO AHEAD. I DON'T CARE.
CG: ):B
EB: oh come on, karkat. i really have no idea what you're talking about. just what did i say?
CG: PFFF… I DON'T REALLY WANT TO REPEAT IT. IT'S A BIT STRANGE AND YOU PROBABLY ARE GOING TO START LAUGHING AFTER I SAY IT. THIS IS ALL PROBABLY A JOKE, OR A TRAP OF SOME KIND THAT YOU THINK YOU'VE SO CLEVERLY BUILT IN THAT TINY THINKPAN OF YOURS. WELL, GUESS WHAT? I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.
EB: hahahahaha… you're funny, katkar. kartkat. kitkat. kawkat. kitty kat. heheh.
CG: STOP MESSING UP MY NAME, YOU DOUCHE!
EB: kawwwwwkat the kitty kat. nyeh nyeh nyeh boo boo.
CG: WHAT THE HELL…
EB: *Kills everyone in existence and jetpacks into space, then bootypops a hole in the universe*
CG: *Just kind of stares in extreme confusion*