AN: stop flaming da story ok u dnot no wutz even gona happen ok!1111 so FUL U!111 if u flam u wil be a prep so al flamerz kan go fuk der uncles!111 soz 4 soz 4 sayin alzhimers is dongerous but datz da mayers opinin koz sosiety basically sux. fangz 2 kenny u rok bich!111
"No!11" we screamed sadly. Garryson stated loafing meanly. He took out a kamera anvilly. Then… he came tords Kahl!1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Kyle and nit a candle.
"What the fuck r u doing!" I shooted arngrily. Girson laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!
He waved his wand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me.
"U must stab Raben." he said to me. "If u don't then I'll rap Kyle!1"
"No you fucking bastrad!1" I yielded.
But den Kyle looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) between Brian Boitano and Matt. But then I looked at Raven and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Kyle and Sheela came and the tame where Kyle almost commited suicide and Raven wuz so sportive. (Non-Parody AN: ALMOST?! He actually did! Show some continuity!)
Garridon laughed angrily. He started to prey to Daxien. He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes whipping Kyle and Raven. Suddenly an idea I had. I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Klye and Raven so they would destruct Garrison.
"My mom will get u!" Kyle shooted.
"Yah just wait ubtil da Club find out!11" Raven yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand.
"You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Girson yielded. He took off all of Kyul's clothes. Just as he was about to rape him….
"Crosio!" I shited pointing my wound. Girson scremed and started running around da room screming. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Rundy. I stopped doing crucio.
"You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-" shooted Garrison but suddenly Rodney came.
Gerson put the whip behind his bak. "Oh hello Ran I wuz just teaching them sumthing." he lied. But suddenly Gurald and Shef came in2 da room and they and Rundy unlocked the chains and put dem around Garryson. Then Shef said 'Come on Indigo let's go."