Chapter 3. Carrots and Sharks.
Gumi idly glanced around the kitchen, making sure the coast was clear. Smiling with pleasure, the green haired Vocaloid opened the refrigerator, inspecting the elements within carefully. An orange carrot almost immediately caught her gaze. Without a second thought, Gumi mindlessly grasped the vegetable, heading up the stairs to her bedroom. As she shut the door silently behind herself, the carrot seemed to glow in her dainty hands, "Eat me, and lick me." it called out to her, or so she fantasized. Obeying what the carrot demanded, Gumi began to hastily lick the carrot, not quite sure how one would usually eat such a mystical carrot.
Some time passed before the synthesizer grew bored of just simply licking it. Hell no; she wanted it's flavourful juices. With that in mind, she shoved the entire vegetable into her mouth. Before she could enjoy the wonderful flavours presented to her tongue by the divine carrot gods, her bedroom door swung open, revealing to her horror…Gakupo…Standing in the doorway, wearing nothing but Lady GaGa's meat dress. Gumi spat the carrot out immediately and pointed to the male, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" she demanded, eye twitching.
Gakupo crossed his arms defiantly, "Oh, but I should be asking you the same. Giving a blow job to a carrot? And we all thought tree huggers were an issue." he retorted, causing Gumi to flip a table in her rage.
"I was not giving a carrot a blow job! I was enjoying it's flavour, thank you very much!" she argued, before adding, "and you're the male, wearing a dress, but that's not all. The dress is made out of meat, meat for Christ's sakes!" Gakupo narrowed his eyes, "Carrot blower." he mumbled, walking down the hallway. Gumi rolled her eyes, "Someone's had a bit too much meth." she grumbled, jumping out the window, somehow surviving as she hit a random road, and got run over by Len and Rin's road roller. But yeah. She somehow survived, without getting hurt at all.
Author's Note
Hey guys! Sorry for the crappy chapter! Honestly, it's one in the morning, and this is all I came up with! Ughhhh death to me! XD Just kidding, but really, sorry of this one seems a little choppy and perverted. The BJ idea was a request xD It got me writing though so whatever, I don't care if some people don't like it, cause I only care if the person who requested it likes it. That's that!~~~ Welp! Please review and favorite it 3 Have a splendid night my pretties! :D