Crack Addicts Chapter 4.
Rain was dripping off of Luka's umbrella as she stepped inside of the manor. It was surprisingly quiet inside for once, and she had to admit that she enjoyed it. Yet, she wondered why it was so quiet at that point in time, and was in the "finding shit out" mood. The vocalic glanced around suspiciously as she wandered about the main floor, suspecting a huge prank was about to be put into play. "Miku-chan? Rin-chan? Kaito-kun..?"she called, raising a brow, "I swear to Jesus Christ, if one of you pop out at me, I'm going to stab you in the chest with either my heroine, or my mother fucking epipen. So I don't suggest it." the adult warned, glaring around.
Mikuo looked up at Akaito, "Bro, you think she's being serious?!"he squeaked, eyes huge. Akaito scoffed, raising a hand, "Dude. She's female. They say those things, but they don't mean it..I mean damn. Are you stupid?" Mikuo shrugged, "At least I know what one plus one is."he muttered, earning a death glare from Akaito. "THAT'S A SECRET MAN!" he exclaimed, flailing his arms, "Shut up Mikuo! I think she's near!"
Luka stopped walking momentarily, reaching inside her bag and pulling out a rusty needle, and her epipen, "I swear to God…"she muttered, rounding the corner.
Akaito burst out from behind the couch, his arms in the air whilst screaming like a girl being exorcised. Screaming in shock, Luka thrust the rusty heroine needle into the redheads shoulder, and the epipen into his heart. After calming down, she realized it was just Akaito, now twitching on the ground. White foam was coming from his mouth, and his eyes were a little dull. He kind of looked like a whore sweating in church… Luka narrowed her eyes at him and kicked him where it hurts. "Bitch, I told you I'd do it. Now I'm not even going to call 911."she stated, walking away.
Mikuo sighed deeply, "Oh thank the holy heaven of almonds."he gasped, a little too early. He too, was now on the ground, twitching. "I-I can't…Make babies!"he whined, sobbing. Luka laughed, "Vocaloid's can't even make babies in the first place, idiot."
Author's Note
Once again, sorry for the shitty chapter. I'll admit, I half assed it real bad, but at least it's here, right? The next chapter (if there is one) should be better. Also, the reason I didn't post for a while is because my internet wasn't hooked up for a month due to a massive flood in High River. (I just moved over there .' Ugh, well, I'll try to post more often now. I can make a promise though, I can promise that if it's not uploaded within a week, it will be uploaded in like, a month or so. Please review, and maybe favourite it if you like it? ALSO!~ If you have any ideas, feel free to review or PM me, I'm always quite happy when I get a request!~ Have a great day/night my pretties!~