AN: I sed shut up itz nut my folt ok if u don't lik da story den ur a prep so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it!111111 U SUK!1111 fangz kenny 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1
"Oh my fuking rod!1" I shooted sadly. "Shud we get u 2 Tom's Ronoplasty, bitch?"
"Hel no!" he said. "Lizzen Igdigo, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Johnny Andorson 4 sum help?"
"Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Kyle was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.
"Hey Sexxy." I said.
"How'd it go Idnigo?" he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Matt Stone when hes talking.
"Fine." I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.
"How far did u go wif Cthulu?" Klye asked jealously.
"Not 2 far, lol." I borked.
"Will you hav to do it with him?" Kyle asked angstily.
"I hop not 2 far!111" I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.
"What happened 2 Garridon?" I growled.
"U will see." Kyle giggled mistressly. He opened a door…Garryson nd Mickey werz there!11 Rundy waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.
"NOOOO PLZ!1111" Mickey bagged as Rundy started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Garryson bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Garryson trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen buk of morman lolz). We took sum of Garridon's blod den Klye and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (if u haven't herd of it den FUK U!111) . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Kahl put on 'desolition liverz' by MCR. Den….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge. He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy.
"Oh Kyle!111111!1 Oh mi fuking dug Kyle!1111" I screemed passively as he got an eructation. (Non-Parody AN: According to TV Tropes, that means "I screamed inactively as he belched.")
"I luv u LaInrigo." he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol.