If you are reading this and you just clicked that very handy chapter skip button right next to the title of my fanfiction, go to the previous chapter. This is one of two chapters that I have submitted for your enjoyment today, and I would LOVE for you people to read both of them, please.

We continue with a series of pranks caused by one person. Hope you like them.

PS Let's assume that there are phones on the Mother of Invention, for the sake of the funnies.

Carolina picked up the phone in her room. "Hello?" she asked.

"Ma'am, this is the maintenance department. Is your personal refrigerator running?"

Carolina looked to the innocent black square appliance in the corner of her room. "Yes. Why?"

"Well then, you'd better go and catch it!" the man on the other end said excitedly, then slammed down on his receiver and ended the call.

Carolina stood there for a moment, confused. Then, her eyes narrowed dangerously.

"He. Will. Pay."

Maine picked up the phone in his room. He gave a hiss of greeting.

"Yes, hi. I'd like to order a number one combo with extra pickles and marshmallow cream, and an extra jumbo set of French Fries with soy sauce-"

Maine cut off the person on the other end with a growl.

"This IS the Mister Chang's Chinamerican Hamburger Pagoda, right?"

Maine gave a hiss of negativity.

"Well, I'd like to continue my order then. Now then, I'd also like to have eight orders of the soy dogs with wasabi and relish, hold the hold the mayonaise-"

Maine lost his patience and slammed the headset down on the receiver.

Texas picked up the phone in her room.

"This is the song that never ends-"

Texas slammed down the phone before the awful tune could continue.

North picked up the phone in his room.

"I'm pregnant with your child."

North gawked for a moment before his mind comprehended that the person on the other hand was male.

He set the headset down shakily.

Washington picked up the phone in his room. "Hello?" he asked pleasantly.

"WASH, GO STAND IN THE CORNER!" Four different voices shouted at the same time, then four phones consecutively hung up.

"How did they know?" Wash wondered aloud at his prank as he headed to the lounge room to serve his punishment.

It's not you, Wash, it's them... nah, it's you.

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anna1795