AN: SHOT DA FOK UP PREPZ!1111 hav u even red de story!11 u r proly al just prepz nd posrs so FUK U!111 fangz 2 kenny 4 da help!1

I wook up in da coffin de next day. Kyle waz gone. I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end. There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth. I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots. Suddenly…. Ranfy cocked on da door. I hopened it.

"Hi Endigo." he said. "Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Chuf's office."

"Ok." I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Kyle or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence. I came anyway.

"So what the fuck happened 2 Garridon and Makky?" I asked Ranfy flirtily.

"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They r in Cornada now, lol."

I laughed evilly.

"Where r Kyle and Ravem?" I muttered.

"Dey are xcused form skool 2day." Raunchy moaned sexily. "Rite now they are watching Terranz and Feelip: Azzes of Fyr."

We went into da office. Chef was there. He was wearing a goffik blak apron that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one Isaac Hayes wears in this pic

( http/ He wuz drinking some Waiht Gayn 4000.

He took out da Pensiv and the time-roy.

"Idnigo, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited." he said sadly. "Good luck. Fangz!"

And then….I jumped into the Prinsive again. Suddenly I looked around…I was in da Corfateria eating Chessy Poofs. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Cthulu. On a table was a tall gottik woman wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes wering a dress and blak Cronvrese shoes. She looked just like Charlyn Manson. I noticed…she was drinking a portent.

"Whose she!11" I asked.

"Oh, datz Miz Choksonduk." Cthulu said. "She's da Engrish teacher…..Indigo?"

"Yah?" I asked.

"Did u know dat Marylin Mason is playing in Stark's Pond tonight? And they r showing Terranz and Feelip Versuz da Fart Pepl at da movies b4 dat."

"Yah?"

"Well…...want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?"