Kaito sat in the corner of the garden, slightly hidden behind the massive rose bush. The blue-haired mans hands were tightly clasped together, a desperate prayer escaping his lips, "Don't let her find me, don't let her find me!" he repeated, over and over again. His Meiko senses were tingling wildly, she was near. Footsteps, he could hear footsteps. 'Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!' the vocaloid screamed in his mind, "Just...end me already..."he murmured softly, hoping to gain some fucked up sympathy. That's when the girl whom wasn't Meiko revealed herself.

Tears of joy immediately came to Kaito's eyes, "Oh the sweet lawd is just a peach, I thank you!" he bellowed, embracing the blonde girl tightly.

"If you don't want to die, I suggest shutting your fucking mouth!" the girl hissed, her eyes narrowed. Woah, this kid was like Jesus a second ago, but now she was like the spawn of Satan.

Kaito released the girl shortly after her bitch fit. "Yeah okay, miss Idon'tevenknowyourname, way to treat someone you just met." he muttered, grimacing.

The girl took out a hatchet, "It's. Mayu. Kaito." She growled, sounding as if she could kill a bitch.

Kaito's eyes went huge, "HOLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUDGE CAKE PATTYS?!" He squeaked, as if his balls hadn't dropped yet as he hauled ass out from behind the rose bush. That's when his face met something soft, something bouncy, squishy, if you may. He put his hands up, giving a faint squeeze. "Brea-...?" he trailed off, as a woman started to curse vigorously, knocking the wind out of him. No, he'd unfortunately found Meiko. He was going to die.

"Where are the drugs going?!" she demanded, kicking him in the side. It was weird, she sounded like Christian Bale's Batman.

"B-Batmannnn?" he stuttered, confused. Apparently, this enraged her even more.

"Where're the drugs going?" she asked, yet again.

Kaito shrieked, "I-I don't know! W-what drugs?!" he squealed, shaking. From the corner of his eyes, he saw Mayu emerge from behind the rose bush.

"He's not the one you should be asking all of these questions, Meiko." Mayu giggled, fleeing.

Meiko grimaced, "You have got to be fucking kidding me."

Authors Note

Hello, my friends! ^0^ I missed writing, so here we are with the final chapter of Crack Addicts. Now, I know it wasn't very funny, and it wasn't a wonderful way to end it, (at all) but a serious sequel to this story is in the works. In the serious sequel, I intend to have a good plotline. If you're interested, please read it when it's out! I'll put in the description it's a sequel. (Even though it really isn't.) I just have to say though, I am so grateful for everyone out there who showed support, and am very appreciative that people like it, and encouraged me. Really, thank you so much! And if I let you down, I truly feel bad. It's been a hell of a time writing this fanfiction, and I hope you all have a wonderful day/night. Thank you. C: