Non-Parody AN: An utterly pointless crossover occurs in this chapter. This was also the case for the original. Also, I've been finished with this for ages and I'm just pasting this stuff from my DeviantArt so the people of FFN can see it too.
Chapter 35. gost of u
AN: fangz 2 hidi 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 kenny 4 di help u rok mon!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 rendi!1 fangz.
I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Cthulu. Suddenly I gasped…..Kyle wuz there!111
I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.
"Kyle what da fuk r u dong!111111" I gosped.
"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn't Kyle. It was Gerold!1 He dint have a bread yet.
"Oh hi Gerald!1" I sed. "Im Indigo the new student lol we shook handz."
"Yah Cthulu told me abot you." Garald said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Rundy, Kenny's dad and…Garryson! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Silpknoot band shirts. "Lizzen I'm in a goth band wif those guys." he said. "Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up.
"ORLY." I ESKED.
"Yeah." he said. "Were calld XDarkXFartX. I play teh gutter. Renzetti plays da drums" he said ponting to him. "Garryson plays the boss. And Stoort plays the guitar to even fo we call him Darkheart, after Darkheart frum kare bares 2."
"Hey bastards." I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. "But don't u have a lead singer!" I asked. Gerald looked dawn sadly.
"We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists."
"Oh my fuking sod!11 Datz so fuking sad!1" I gasped.
"Its okay but we need a new led snigger." Darkheart said.
"Wel…..I said Im in a bnad myself."
"Rilly?" asked Garryson. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111
"Yeah were called Skary Gothik Poop 555. Do u wanna hr me sing?"
Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) Gurn Day.
"I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz." I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.
"Idnipgo? Will u join da band? Plz!1" begged Gerald, Dorkheart, Rundy and Garryson.
"Um….ok." I shrugged. "Are we gong to play tonight?"
"Yah." they said.
"Ok." I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Fyoocher Twylaite Sparkul!1 She was a purple unicron wering a blak bnad soot and a aypatch.
"What da hell r u dong here!11" I asked.
"I wil help u go frowad in tim Idnigo." she said siriusly Den….she took out a blak tim machine. I went in2 it and…..sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111