AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 kenny fangz 4 da help c ya mon afta vocation!11
KAHL'S PONT OF VIEW LOL
Raven and I chaind Crartman 2 da floor.
"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Idnigo said. She wuz so hot. "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia soda 2 make Cthulu foll in love wif me faster!1"
"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Lala," said Raven. "Why would u need it?"
"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Idnigo.
"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly.
"OMFD u guyz r so scary!11" said Samantha, a fucking prep.
"Shut the fuk up!1" said Kenny.
"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Shef's room."
Kyle, Ichigo and I went to Shaf's room. But Chef wasn't there. Instead Big Gay Al was.
Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.
(Non-Parody AN: It switches back to Indigo's view now. I think.)
I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik rad leather miniskirt that said '999' on da bak, black stilton bootz, cobalt blue fishnetz and a blak corset.
"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.
"OK Chef isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Kyle. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.
"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Chef is away. He is too gottik she is in Carnada now. Lunch shal be served by Shyla Bokobski who is bak but she shall not be in da pta 4 now. Sincerely Mayer McDannells.
"OMFB!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"
Suddenly Sheela came.
"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" she began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Twylaite Sparkle's blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Kyle and Raven. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was…Miz Choksonduk's efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia soda on her desk. It wuz red wif ebony-blak pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz…..Miz Chaksonduk!11
OMZ wut r u doing fuker she shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.
"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping she couldn't c da soda in ur pocket.
"Oh ok u can go now." said Miz Choksonduk.
You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Renty, Darkheart and Garryson were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.
"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Cthulu?"
"Oh he's cumming." said Rundy. "BTW u can kall me Poison now." Suddenly Cthulu came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a DVPA t-shirt and a blak tie.
"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Cthulu.