AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111

Cthulu and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Kyle's car. I went in it seduktivly. Catulu started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after wun of Satan's minyens), kuttting, musik and being goffik.

"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Daxien agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)

"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." I said in a flirty voice. "….Hey Cthulu do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Wait Gain 4000?"

"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod."

Suddenly Daxien parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Cthulu and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing Terrains and Feelip Versuz da Fort People. In it Terrance and Phullip were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Cthulu and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists.

While Cthulu was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Cthulu's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia soda in it. I put it bak in his blak Alfred the Cannibal bag. Cthulu turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.

"OMG!111" Cthulu said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Idnigo gess what?"

I new that the amnesia had worked.

"Amnesia soda has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."

"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Matt Stone!11 We frenched.

"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.

"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her suking all her blood.

"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Cthulu and I loked so cute 2gether. Cthulu and I started to walk outside.

"Zomg how did u do that?" Darmien asked in a turned-on voice.

"I'm a vampire." I said as we went into the car.

"Siriusly?" he gasped.

"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer. Cthulu started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.

"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?"

"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Cthulu parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Kyle and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.

"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Cthulu. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.

"I wood like to peasant…..XDarkXFartX!11" he said. I ran onstage. Gerald, Darkheart, Garryson and Poison were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.

"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen April Stewart and a gurl version of Matt Stane. Everyone clappd. Cthulu got an eructation. "I'M NUT OKAY!1" I sang finaly. Suddenly Gerald started playing da song wrong by mistak.

"OMFB!1" yielded Stuart. "Wut the fuck?"

"Woops im sory!" said Gerald.

"You fuking ashhole!1" Stuart shouted angrily.

"U guys are such prepz!11" Garryson said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1"

"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Rundy.

"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Darkheart.

"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Darkheart took out hiz nife.

"OMFZ no!11" shouted Gerld but it wuz 2 late Stuart tried 2 shoot off his arm.

And den…I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.