AN: 2 every1 hu kepz flaming diz GIT S LIF! I bet u proly odnt no hu gerod way is ur proly al prepz and pozers!11111 neway sum1 hakked in2 mi akkount in November and dey put up my last chaptah but now der is a new 1. im surry 4 nut updatin while but ive been rilly bizzy. im trying 2 finish da story b4 da new season kumz out. Im gong on vacation 4 a mons I wont be bak until abott 2 weeks. OMFB kile iz so hot in all da pix 4 da new season!111 I wunted dem 2 put a kameo by geord way lol he hsud take over souf park. if u flame ill slit muh risztz!11 kenny u rok man hav fun in ingland.
When I wook up I wuz in a strange room. I loked around I wuz wearing da same outfit I had when is performed wif XDarkXFartX!11 I looked arund confusedly. It wuz da Norse's office but it looked difrent! On da wall wuz a pik of Marlyin Munzon!1111 (just imagin dat he is an 80s goffik band 2 ok koz he is more old den panic? at da dizcko or mcr) der wuz also a goffik blak Cure calander with a picture of the kure werring iyeliner and blak cloves. On it said '1980.'
"OMFD! Im back in Tim again!111" I screamed loudly. Suddenly Cthulu(dis is actually damyen 4 photo refrenss!). Damyen wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!11
"OMFV Idnigo r u ok." He asked gothikally.
"Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation." I snapped sexily. "OMG am I dedd?" koz I remembered I had jumped in front off da bullet from Stuar's gun. I also rememberd cing Kile doing it wif Garryson!111
I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak in tim instead of dieing. I knoew I could go forward in time if I found a time-toner or da tim ray.
"No ur not dead." Cthulu reassured suicidally as he smokd a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. "Ur a vampire so u kant die frum a bullet. Cum on now lets go c how Kenna's dad is doing."
I noo dat da real reason I didn't die from da ballet was koz I was from da future. "WTF! Stuart almust shot Geraals!" I said indigoally. I knew that Stuart had really ben possezzed, but I didn't want him2 know I knew.
"Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress." Cthulu reasoned evilly.
"I guess that's ok." I said because Stuart hadn't really shot Gerald. Also I noo that Gerald wood now have no beard. I walked seduktivly outside with Cthulu. Suddeni I saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!11 He had bleched blond hair wiv blak streaks up 2 his ears and he wuz wearing goffik blak iliner, a blak Green Day shirt (it showed billy joel wiv bolnd hair since it was da eighties), blak congress shoes and black baggy pants. He walked in all sexly like Gerrd way in the vido for I Don't 3 u lyk I did yesterday and you cud see a blak tear on his face lyk da wmn in dat video. "Hey." He sed all qwietly and goffically.
"Who da fuck is that?" I asked angrly cos I did nut kno him.
"Dis is…Pip!11" Sed Daxyen. "He used to be in XDarkXFartX 2 but he had 2 dropp out koz he broke his arm.
"Hey Pip." I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b.
"Lol hi Idnigo." He answered but then he ran away bcos he had meth class. He was humming Welcum 2 da Blak Prade under his breth( I no dat is not 80s but pretend it is ok!)
"Bye." I sed all sexily.
"Dat was Pip. He used 2 b my boifreind but we broke up." Cthulu said sadly, luking at his blak nails.
"OMFP I can get u bak 2gether!" I said fingering something I didn't know wuz in my pocket- a blak Amurica Fuk Yah cideo ipod that I could take videos wif (duz ne1 elze no about dem? dey kik azz!).
"Ok u can 4get about ur class for now, Pip. Im going 2 show u something grate!1" I led them to da hall. "Cum on u guys."
Gerald, Stuart, Rundy and Gerson were all in da hall. Gerald woudnt talk wiv Stuart because he had tried 2 shoot him.
"Go fuk urself you fukking douche!" he shouted at him. "Kile is never gong 2 b frends with kenny now!1"
"Yah go fuck urself Darkheart!" Garrison agreed but I noo he wuz lying koz it had been his folt Stuart had almost shot Gerald.
"B quiet u guys." I said sexily. Mi plan waz working oot great. Now I kood make Damieb good wivout doing it with him! Now Mary Kay Bergman wood never die and "OK Cthulu and Pip, u guys can start making out." I said and I started 2 film dem wiv da ipod.
"Kool." said Rundy as Damien and Pip started 2 make out sexily. We watched as tdey started 2 take each odderz cloves off sexily. Darkheart, Rundy, Gerson and Gerald all watched koz dey wer prolly bi. I noo Garrison was bi.
"Oh my fukking log! Damyen! Damyen!" screamed Pip as his glock touched Damien's.
But suddenly everything stopped as da door opend and in kame…Sheela and Unkel Jitty!111111111111