Chapter 42. da blak parade
AN: omg da new episodz r kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!1111. I fink dat garryson will be really the same person as Daxiem koz dey are both losers so dat will explain y he kild shef and he hated stun!1111 nd den stun wil have 2 kommit suicide so damyen will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!111 omg I hope kyle nd stan get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it? If dey don't den Tray Parkur and Mat Ston r hamophobic!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, molly u rok!111
I sat depressedly in da princibles office wiv Pip, Cthulu, Stuart, Rundy, Garryson and Gerald. Sheila was sitting in front of us cruelly. She looked more young den she did in da future. She had taken da ipod away and wuz now lizzening 2 a shitty Justin Beeber song.
"What da hell is this anyway?" she cackled meanly. I hoped she didn't find out dat I was frum another time.
"Whatever u do don't blame Endigo, u jerk." Cthulu said.
"Yah, siriusly she was trying to get Cthulu and Pip back together." Rundy said deviantly.
"Be quiet you Satanists." Sheila cockled. "If ur lucky I'll probably send u all to Cadarna! That will teach u to copolate in da hall." She changed the song on da ipod 2 a n'Sync song. Suddenly I noticed sumfing strong about da Ipod. It was slowly chonging! Sheela didn't notece.
"You fucking poser." I muttoned.
"I bet you've never herd of GC." Stuart said. Know I knew waht da iPod was chonging in2- Twailyt Sparkul's tim machine!11
"Shut up Start!" Kile's dad shouted.
"Yeah shut up!" Gerson said preppily.
"No u shut up Sheela!1111" said Towelie who was there all of a zudden.
"I've had enough of u Satanists in da school!" shouted Sheila spuriously.
Suddenly I grabed da iPod from her. "Evry1! Jump in b4 itz 2 l8! I jumped in2 it. But only 1 odder person jumpd in. It was…..Cthulu.
"You dunderheads!1111111111" screamed Sheila wisely as we went.
I looked around. I wuz in da conmen room wiv Cthulu. I was wearing a blak plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnetz, a sexy blak DVDA corset and blak stiletto boots with pink pentagroms on dem. My earrings were blake Satanist sins and my ebony hair was all around me to my mid-black.
"Hey kool where iz dis?" he asked in an emo voice.
"Dis is da future. Sheila's iPod dat she tried to take away from me wuz really also a tim machine." I told him.
"Kool what's an ipatch?" he whimpered.
"It's somefing u use 2 lizzen 2 music." I yakked.
"OMFZ kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt?" he esked in his sexah voice.
"Um I guezz sand?" I laid confuesdly.
"Yah I wuz just triinyg to make sure u were stil da same perzon." He triumphently giggled.
Suddenly some of my friends walked in.
"OMS you're fucking alive!" said Baybay wearing a blak leather jocket, blak baggy pants and a goffik black Frum First to Last shirt. I explained 2 her why I was alive.
"Konichiwa, bitch." said Kenny. He was wearing a blak corset showing off his muscles with lace all around it and red stipes on it. With it he waz wearing blak leather pants, big blak boots, white foundation, blak eyeliner, and red eyeshadow.
"Hey, motherfucker." Said Diabooboo with his blonde hair. He waz wearing a black P?ATD t-shit and blak baggy pants.
"Hey whose that, Endigo?" Sp'ooky Wendy questioned as she walked in wearing a black t-shit with a red pentarom on it with lace at the bottom, red letther pants with blak lace, and black stolettoes.
"Oh its Cthulu." I told her and she nodded knowing da truth.
Suddenly Cthulu started to cry.
"Are you okay Cthulu?" we asked concernedly.
"OMFD ur from da future!1! What if u don't like m anymore koz were from difrent times?" he asked.
"No I still like you." I said sexily to him.
"Ok." He said ressuredly. I let him lizzen 2 Teenagers by MCR on my ipod while I was about to go outside to find out some fingz. I gave Diabooboo a signal to keep Cthulu occupied. Cthulu fell asleep. I took the iPod. I was about to walk outside. Shef ran in!1111 He was wearing a gothic blak arpon with depressing blak stripes, white and blak stripped tights, and red converse shoes. He was wearing LOTS of blak iliner.
"Oh my fucking glob, where's Kyle!111 How did Garryson get back here! I tohot he wuz in Comedia." I asked sadly.
"Indigo I was so worried abott u but I know you can't fucking die because you're a vrompire. Mr. Garrison came back because that girl Samantha freed him. I never liked her she was a bad student." Shef said reassuredly.
"That bitch!11 Did she also free Cratman and Mr. Makky?" I shouted angrily. I hated Samantha because she was a fucking prep.
"Yes they are on the loose at this school. Sheela is back Bartbrady is on his way to help evry1. Tell evry1 u see to lock themselves in their janiter's closset!" Shef said worriedly.
"OK. But where's Kyule? How cum he was doing it with Garryson?"
"I dunno why but I know he almost tried 2 commit suicide after he saw u almost kill urself." she said.
"OMG dat's terrible!" I gasped. Cthulu was still asleep, so he couldn't tell what was going on. Then I said "Lizzen evry1, I have sumthing imptent to do. in hr evry1 stay!" wiv dat I ran out.
"Good luck Lara!11" everyone cried.
I ran sexily down the staris in2 da hall while da portraits around looked at me scaredly. There was hardly ne1 else in the stairs nd tere was an atmosphere of horrer. On da way I saw Samantha laughing on da stairs. She was wearing a a slutty white shirt wiv flowers on it, a blu jean skirt Abercromie and pink stiletoos. She looked jest like a pentagram of those fucking preps Hilery Duff and Britney Spears.
"You fucking bitch!111" I shouted angrily.
"No, your totally a bitch. Now Damien will like totally kill u!" she laughed.
"Crucious!1" I shouted selectively pontificating my blak stick and she started screaming koz she was being tortured and I laughed sodistically.
"No!1 Help me!1 Please!1" Samantha screamed terrifiedly.
I put up my middle finger at her. In her hand I saw da video camera Garrison and Mikey had used to take da video of me. I put the tape of Damyen doing it with Pipp onto it. Then I continued to rown down the stairs with the camera. When I had reached da hall I saw Raven Marsh. "OMG Raveg!111" I yielded.
We hugged each udder happily. He locked at me wif his gothic red eyes and spiky blak hair. Around them were blak eyeliner and iShadow. His He wus wearing a blak leather Jackson, ledder pants, a Panik at da Disko concert shirt and his blak congress shoes. He looked mor like Joel from Good Charlote than ever. (did u hear der song da river it rox!1)"I wus so worried you died!" moaned Raven.
"I know but Im a vampire lol. When I woke up I wuz back in 1980, so neway I bought Damyen from when he was yung with me."
"Where's Kyle?" I asked spuriously.
"Kyle? You mean that fukking poser who betroyed you?" Rave snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.
"I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM." I SED SMARTY.
"I'll do it den." Stan said angstily.
"OK." I argreed. Suddenly….all da lights in da room went out. And den….da Dork Mark appeared.
"Oh my fucking satan!" Stan shouted.
"I fink Damyen has arrivd." I sed anxiously. "Fuck, I have to find Kyle!1 I guess we shood separate."
"Ok." Raven sed diapperating. Sadly I ran into the hall.