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Grammar is important. Don't split your infinitives. #lookingatyoustartrek #johnmademewatchit #ugh
John took the gun away and left. Apparently shooting the wall is no good. Mrs Hudson agrees. #butitsmiles! #bored
If anyone wants to come over, there's a head in the fridge, but bring your coat, the windows blew out. #notmyfault #stillbored
Case! #butseriouslydoeseveryonereadjohnswebsite
I can't be the only one who gets bored. #thecurtainrises
aMolly_H Your boyfriend's gay. I mean, hey. #seriouslythough #hestuckhisnumberunderadish #totsgay
Carl Powers. I've been told saying 'I told you so' is frowned upon, but I really did. All those years ago.
Ian Monkford, relocated to South America. Dull. #challengenexttime?
I thought John looked quite good with the cat. Apparently he didn't agree. #nopetsatbakerstreet #killjoy
Connie Prince. It wasn't the cat (nice try John) but the houseboy. #botulismagain #stilldull
aJHWatson Heroes don't exist. And even if they did, I certainly wouldn't be one of them. #dontbesoshocked
Body on the beach. What a glorious day.
aDILestrade And a happy new year? Really? That was the best you could come up with? #wecanttakeyouplacesanymore
So apparently astronomy is somewhat important. #whocaresabouttheearthandthesunthough #teddybearandgarden
Of course I was following John this whole time. Not giving up a case just to spite Mycroft. #notthistimeanyway
If I'm not mistaken, the countdown from five generally goes five four three two one. Waiting on one. #boredagain
John got me into crap telly. It's all his fault. #obviouslynotthefather #jeans #idiots #allofyou
I'm waiting. And I brought a present.
John? #iwasnotexpectingthis
Well this is suspenseful. #someonedosomethingalready