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Note: cabs won't pick you up when carrying a harpoon and covered with blood. Even if the blood isn't yours. #learnedthatthehardway

I will make it worth your while if you bring me cigarettes. You just have to get them to me without John finding out. #desperate

On the case of a missing luminous rabbit. What is the world coming to. #bluebell #thisorcluedo

YES! Client! Off to Dartmoor. Later losers. #sherlockout

Off to the moors tonight to hunt a demon dog. Or something. But for now... #topsecretmilitarybase #investigatingitup

Mycroft is getting slow. #dontworry #didntkillanyone #orstealsecrets #justfoundinfoaboutarabbit

Of course I'm fine. I'm always fine. Why does everyone ask me if I'm fine? Leave me alone. SHUT UP JOHN. #maybenotfine

aDILestrade What the hell are you doing here? Did my brother send you? #imnotachild

aJHWatson Do you forgive me John? #imadecoffee #youlikecoffeedontyou #forgiveme #wehavemysteriestosolve

Off to Baskerville again. This time with permission. I hope there's nothing loose in the labs. #thatwouldbeunfortunate

Going to my mind palace. Get out. #hound #in #theressomething...

This case has been brilliant! (John informed me my timing was off, but Henry seemed okay with it.)

Sigh. The culprit is dead. I hate when that happens.

I only got it a little wrong. #notmyfault #iwasdruggedtoo

Friends don't drug friend's coffee and then perform experiments on them. #futurereference #socialskills