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Living the thug life. #shezza
Stay tuned for news of my drug habits to make headlines. #sherlockisonthecase
aJHWatson I saw an opportunity. You're not here, so why should your chair be. #notmissingyou #nope #definitelynot #shutup
Yes, I have a girlfriend. Really. Apparently you lot need time to let that sink into your tiny brains.
And I thought Moriarty coming into my house, defacing an apple, and sitting in my chair was rude. #pissinginthefireplace #ruder #CAM
Just got engaged! :D #janine
So I may have been shot shortly after my engagement. And then died briefly. And got unengaged. #dontbelieveeverythingyoureadinthepapers
Bored. Send cases at once. #whydoeshealingtakesolong #hospitalsaredull
I may have left the hospital, but I know what I'm doing. #fixingthings
aTheWig I'm going to need you.
aMaryM Not quite so obvious. Nice shot though. #clevererthanyou #coatcollarsmakeanoutfit
aJHWatson aMaryM You are going to sit down and fix this so help me. #notabloodymarriagecounsellor #iminjuredyouhavetodowhatisay
Ugh, back in hospital. I was serious about those murder cases. #donttelljohnthough
Anyone want to pick me up from a restaurant? This gown is a bit breezy. #onthelam #mayhaveleftama
Gunshot wounds are dull.
aM_Holmes Stop your moaning already. Everyone knows you love Christmas because of the food. Now shut up and smoke.
... I may have miscalculated. #buggeryfuck
One less blackmailer in the world to worry about. On an unrelated note, I'll be taking a short holiday to Eastern Europe.
aMaryM Take care of John. #sherlockisagirlsname #ifyouwerelookingfornames
I think I broke a record for shortest ever exile. #fourminutes #imbackbaby #andsomeoneelse #whatever