Here I am with another tiny snippet! Don't sue for tiny length!
"Oh… Razzie, please go ta sleep." Squint sighed as his new baby sister continued her wailing, whimpering cries. They'd adopted her but a week ago, and it was his turn to watch her for the night. Now he knew why his brothers always looked so exhausted; did this kid ever sleep? She'd dozed quietly in her cradle for about half an hour, before waking up and had been wailing ever since. It had been three. Hours.
"What's yer problem, huh?" he demanded, standing on the edge of her little wooden bassinet, hung with vines to two rock pillars so it swayed. It hung only three inches from the ground, so they all had relatively easy access to it. "Why won't you just sleep?"
She looked at him for a minute, quieting, curious. Her eyes weren't even wet; she wasn't really crying. She was sobbing dryly, whimpering and making a fuss, but not a single tear was shed. "What's up with you, huh Razzie?" he asked. "Don't you babies ever get tired?"
She blinked once, twice… then curled her fists and clenched her eyes, shrieking again. Squint sighed. This was going to be a loooooooong night.
…
She went on like that the whole night. Just as the sun was rising, Squint finally got her to be quiet. Or, actually, she shoved a thumb in her mouth and promptly sank into sleep. Almost delirious with exhaustion, he laughed and collapsed on his small leaf bed, not bothering with a blanket. He was just so tired and glad to finally sleep-
"SQUINT!" a pounding on his door made his eyes shoot open, and, in turn, woke the sleeping baby, who decided to start wailing again. "TIME TA GET UP!"
He groaned. This was going to be a long day too.
The rabbit kit jumped up the cradle's edge where Raz, distracted by his presence, stopped her whimpers and babbled at him, cooing. His frown only deepened. "I hate kids."
There! A little snippet for you to laugh at! More shall come! Maybe shorter, maybe longer! Please review! I may start pitting more than one snippet, especially short ones, together on chapters! Make sure to review! Any requests for funny things these guys get into?