Hey guys, I did not plan on posting chapter 3 so soon, but it is done. I am not responsible for any injuries you might get from reading this, or any of my stories.
Later that evening when Penny got off work she went over to Sheldon and Leonard's.
When Sheldon opened the door he said, "Penny what a present surprise to see you after your shift.
"Yeah yeah, may I speak to Leonard?"
"Oh Leonard there is a young female who wants something from you! Judging by the time of night I think it is sex."
Leonard walked into the front room and said, "Yes Penny?"
"Can you come with to my place?"
"Apparently we are back on. Don't wait up for me," Leonard said to Sheldon.
"When do I ever?" Sheldon asked.
"Is that a rhetorical question?" Leonard asked.
"Oh go do what it is you so," Sheldon said.
"Trust me he won't be over that long," Penny said.
For a physicist, he sure does let his biology urges override his bran. Sheldon thought.
When they walked over to her place Leonard asked, "What's up?
"What the heck?" Penny asked.
After she slapped him Leonard asked, "What now?"
"Why in the world you want to try to turn me into a real genie?"
"What makes you think I would want to do that?"
"The new guy at the university, Billy, told me!"
"I said that out loud? Besides I thought you said you wanted to be one."
"No I said I was thinking of dressing up as one for Halloween!"
"Oh, ops."
"Good night!" Penny said pointing to the door.
When Leonard got home Sheldon said, "Wow that was the shortest one yet, and your hair and clothes are just like they were when you left."
"We did not have sex Sheldon. Penny met Billy tonight and apparently at lunch I said I thought about turning Penny into a genie.
"Hum yes you did say that. After you said you thought about creating your own team of Power Rangers."
"I did not realize I said that out loud. I thought she told me she wanted to be one. Turns out what she said was she thought about being one for Halloween."
"Is that when she B**** slapped you in the face?"
"That happened before she told me she met Billy. How bad is it?"
"It is a little red where her hand hit your face. I think you will be fine in the morning."
"Anyways, I am going to bed good night," Leonard said.
"Did you really think that is humanly possible?" Sheldon asked.
"I'm an experimental physicist, and I thought that is what she wanted!"
"What about the team of Power Rangers?"
"If I can talk to the guy at Lightspeed Rescue in Mariner Bay, then yes that is still a possibility."
"I be careful what you say, or think bub, you just might be Major Nelson for Halloween. That or Ali Baba."
"Good night Sheldon," Leonard said walking to his room.
For a physicist oh wait, I already thought that. Sheldon thought.
The next morning, Leonard went to Howard s office.
"Do you know where Billy's office is?"
"Yea it is next door."
"Thanks."
Leonard knocked on Billy's door.
"Salutations, Leonard right?" Billy asked.
"Yes, I heard you and your family met my girlfriend last night."
"Yes we did, she could be better at her job but she did good enough."
"Just be glad she did not cook the meal. Anyways, yesterday I said something that I did not realize I said and Penny got mad last night."
"If it makes it any better, sometimes my wife gets made at me."
"For some reason I felt like coming here to talk to you."
Raj started to walk by when he saw Billy he walked in."
"I was wondering Billy, how did you get a woman like your wife?"
"First of all, I am sure Billy has no trouble speaking to women," Leonard said.
"Leonard is right, although I did not have a real girlfriend in high school. Kat moved to Angel Grove when we were starting our senior year. It wasn't until years later when an unfortunate event brought both of us back to Angel Grove. We tried a long distance relationship for a few months while she was in London and I was in Miami. A few months later, she moved to Miami and a few years later I asked her to marry me."
"I hope to find someone to marry someday," Raj said.
"First you have to be able to talk to them without being drunk, and Penny is not interested," Leonard said.
"I want to think you guys for not causing a scene at the restaurant. Although my wife did notice Raj looking at her kind of weird when she came out of the restroom," Billy said.
"I lose all sense of normal behavior when I come close to a beautiful woman," Raj said.
"Believe it or not, Sheldon almost did cause a scene, but the three of us, plus Penny, stopped him. By the way, on Tuesday nights, the four of us go there for dinner," Leonard said.
"I'll try not to go there on Tuesday nights then," Billy said.
"It's your call," Leonard said.
"I told my wife about your costume tradition and she laughed."
"Their was one New Years Eve the four of us almost went to a costume party, at our favorite comic bookstore, dressed as Muppet Babies," Leonard said.
"I remember that time. I would have like that costume better," Raj sad.
"Why did you go as them?" Billy asked.
"My girlfriends boyfriend, then, was going to go as Superman. He backed out that is when Sheldon said plan B was the Muppet Babies, but the guy went with us. So we went as the Justice League and won first place."
"There were two other groups dressed up as the Justice League. Those costumes were awful," Raj said.
"There Aquaman was probably better looking then you. Besides, those guys were cheap bas..." Leonard said before Billy stopped him.
"If any of you are around my kids in the future, I would appreciate if you kept the conversations clean."
"I'll try to remember that. I better get to my office, maybe I'll see you at lunch Billy," Leonard said.
"If we do have lunch together, hopefully Sheldon will be a little more personal," Billy said.
"Yeah I doubt that will happen," Leonard said before he left.
"It's true. A lot of the time, when Sheldon mentions his girlfriend, he will say her full name," Raj said.
"Sheldon has a girlfriend?" Billy asked.
"Yes, Howard and I set up an online dating profile using his information, and the website matched them up. We told Sheldon and we got him to meet her. Oddly enough they are still together. That reminds me, Howard owes me some money from a bet I won. I'll see you later Billy," Raj said walking over to Howard s office.
I really hope none of the guys meet them. Billy thought.