The next morning, Sheldon walked out of his room. Leonard was in the kitchen.
"Good morning Leonard," Sheldon said.
"Good morning to you too Sheldon," Leonard said.
"I had the strangest dream last night, I dreamed that you and Penny created a human life that will be here in six months," Sheldon said.
"Oh that was no dream," Leonard said with a big smile.
"What are you going to do?" Sheldon asked.
"What do you mean? I'll probably move in with her, we'll probably get married, and I'm going to be the best father I can be," Leonard said.
"I'll never find a roommate who can fill your shoes," Sheldon said.
"What about Amy?" Leonard asked.
"No, besides my mom would have a cow if Amy moved in with me," Sheldon said.
Later that morning, Howard went to Billy's office.
"Howard, what brings you here?" Billy said.
"I must let you know, the others, and myself, started to pull a prank on Sheldon last night. So if he seem off today, it's because he believes Penny is pregnant with Leonard's kid," Howard said.
"Why would you do such a thing?" Billy asked.
For starters, Sheldon likes to pull Halloween pranks on us. Second, the other day he had a dream that Leonard and Penny were expecting, and when he woke up he told Leonard. Then Leonard sent Penny a text, and word got around. It was Amy's idea to try to fool him," Howard said.
"Good luck on the prank," Billy said.
"Thanks," Howard said.
Meanwhile, Leonard found Alex in Sheldon's office.
"Leonard, what brings you here?" She asked.
"Where's Sheldon?" Leonard asked.
"He went to President Siebert's office. President Siebert called him in," Alex said.
"What did he do wrong now?" Leonard asked.
"I don't know, but he's not his usual self," Alex said.
"Yea, that is why I came here. The other day he had a dream that my girlfriend and I were expecting. He almost scared me to death when he woke up. After he told me about it, I sent a text to my girlfriend, and word got around to our friends. So last night we started to pull a prank getting him to believe she is pregnant," Leonard said.
"That's funny," Alex said.
"Isn't it," Leonard said.
After work, Sheldon went to Penny's. As soon as he did his first knock, Penny quickly put on the fake belly. This time she covered it with a Nebraska Corn huskers Football jersey.
"What up moon pie?" Penny said when she opened the door.
"You know only my me maw calls me that. By the way, that was the slowest dead time after I knocked and when you opened the door," Sheldon said.
"Well you know, I can't move as fast as I use to," Penny said.
"Which brings me to my point. You have to get an abortion," Sheldon said.
"No," Penny said.
"As she was going to close the door he stopped her and said, "You have to hear me out."
"Ok fine, why do you want me to get an abortion?" she asked.
"You having a baby will not only disrupt yours and Leonard's life, but mine also," Sheldon said.
"I know what you are going to say, but I'll ask anyways. How will it interrupt your life?" Penny asked.
"Who's going to take me to work, and everywhere else?" Sheldon asked.
"Leonard will still be able to take you to work. We won't move, besides maybe Raj will take you to the comic book store," Penny said.
"What about going to the store or anywhere else I want or need to go?" Sheldon asked.
"You could go with me to the store. Just don't scare the baby after he or she is born," Penny said.
"Me ride in a car with a baby? They smell and make all kinds of noises," Sheldon said.
Penny slammed the door.
The hormones are already kicking in. He thought.
Meanwhile, Raj was in his Apartment when he got a Skype call.
"Priya, what a nice surprise," Raj said.
"Hello Rajesh, how are you?" Priya asked.
"Good, how are you doing?" Raj asked.
"Fine, mother and father are worried about you, after Lucy broke up with you," she said.
"Still, that was months ago!" He said.
"I know, but you know how they are," she said.
"Get this, over the weekend, Sheldon had a dream about Penny having Leonard's baby. Sheldon told Leonard about the dream, and Leonard told Penny. Penny told Bernadette and Amy. Amy decided to try to pull a huge prank on Sheldon. "Last night, Penny went over to Sheldon and Leonard's with a fake baby bump, and started the prank by announcing she's pregnant. The announcement was before Sheldon asked her if she gained weight," Raj said.
"Priya laughed before she said, "Sheldon hasn't changed has he?"
"No, and I don't think he ever will," Raj said.
"Do you mind if I Skype Leonard and let him know that I know about the prank?" Priya asked.
"Go ahead, if Sheldon is around when you do call, try not to blow it," Raj said.
Priya chuckled before she said, "Alright big brother, Bye now."
"Sheldon said to Leonard, "If Penny has a boy, I have the perfect name for it."
"What is it?" Leonard said.
"Sheldon," Sheldon said.
"We are not going to name our baby after you!" Leonard said.
"If that is the case, then don't name a girl Shelly," Sheldon said.
"Who would Skype me now?" Leonard asked.
"Hello Leonard, how are you?" Priya asked.
"Pryia, so nice to see you," Leonard said.
"I just got off of Skype with Rajesh. He told me about you and Penny," Priya said.
"He did?" Leonard asked.
"Yes he did, how is Sheldon dealing with the news?" She asked.
"I don't like it, I even begged Penny to get an abortion," Sheldon said.
"Hello Sheldon, "Priya said.
"Hello to you to, now if you would excuse me, I have to make an emergency trip to the bathroom," Sheldon said.
As soon as Sheldon walked out of the room Priya whispered, "He told me what you are doing to Sheldon."
"You should have been here last night when he saw Penny," Leonard said.
"Anything else going on?" Priya asked.
"Nope," Leonard said.
"That's better," Sheldon said when he left the bathroom.
"Before I go, tell Penny I said congratulations," Priya said.
"Will do night," Leonard said, before the chat ended.
"That was a bit awkward," Sheldon said.
"You mean my ex finding out about my current girlfriend and I?" Leonard asked.
"Yes," Sheldon said.
"What gives you the right to ask my girlfriend to get an abortion? Leonard asked.
"I just thought," Sheldon said before Leonard interrupted him.
"YOU JUST THOUGHT? YOU JUST THOUGHT ABOUT YOURSELF! ITS ALL ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT SHELDON?" Leonard asked.
"Of course it is, when you say universe, the first thing you say is you. So there for, when you say the universe to me, you are talking about my verse," Sheldon said.
"you know that's not right! You just made that crap up!" Leonard said.
"True, but it sounds good," Sheldon said.
"I'm going to Penny's," Leonard said.
The next day, Penny was checking her mail when Alicia came down.
"Hi Penny," Alicia said.
"Oh hi," Penny said.
"I want you to know that we won't be neighbors anymore," Alicia said.
"Oh?" Penny said.
"Yeah, a casting director asked me to move in with him," Alicia said.
"Oh well, I'll miss you," Penny said.
"Cut the fake emotional crap, we all know that you won't," Alicia said.
"You're right, so I heard about your move to NCIS," Penny said.
"Yeah, that's just a stepping stone. I want to get into movies," Alicia said.
Maybe porn is her thing. Penny thought.
"Well good luck in your career," Penny said.
"I don't need luck, I have everything I need," Alicia said.
"So, when are you moving?" Penny asked.
"Tomorrow morning. Good bye Penny," Alicia said before she walked up to her apartment.
Sheldon won't like this. Penny thought.
She decided to text Leonard. He was at the comic book store with Sheldon and Raj when he got her text.
"Hey Sheldon we are going to be getting new neighbors soon," Leonard said.
"Oh no, you know how I am with new people," Sheldon said.
"Yeah, we know, anyway guess who is moving out," Leonard said.
"Well since you said we, I take it that it's not Penny," Sheldon said.
"You are right, it's not Penny, but she is very happy this person is moving out," Leonard said.
"We do not need anymore actress in the building," Sheldon said.
"It is not for you to say who we need to live or not live in the building, and I'll just tell you Alicia is moving out," Leonard said.
"Which one is she in?" Sheldon asked.
"5A," Leonard said.
"Oh yeah her," Raj said.
"Good, maybe the next person won't be so loud," Sheldon said.
"Oh, you know who would be the perfect neighbor?" Raj asked.
"Stewart?" Sheldon asked.
"No me," Raj said.
"Sorry, I can't afford it," Stewart said.
At least Sheldon did not say something stupid like Muhammad Lee. Leonard thought.
When Leonard and Sheldon got back to the apartment building, Alicia was in the process of moving most of her stuff out.
"Wow, she moves fast," Sheldon said.
"You just now figured that out?" Leonard asked.
"Hello guys, I would ask you to help move boxes, but I don't think you two are strong enough to handle it," Alicia said.
"You're right," Sheldon said.
"Hey now, what we lack in muscle, we make up in brains," Leonard said.
"Whatever, I got boxes to get moved," Alicia said.
"I hope the next person, or persons, are nicer," Leonard said.
"Not to mention, won't challenge Penny to a fight in her condition," Sheldon said.
Two days later, Penny walked down to the lobby when a man asked her, "Excuse me miss, do you have any idea when the elevator will be working?"
"Not anytime soon, I have lived here for years and it has been broke every since," Penny said.
"The guys won't like that," the man said to the woman next to him.
"Getting all of our future up five flights of stairs won't be easy," the woman said.
"So you are moving in?" Penny asked.
"Yes, we are moving into 5A. My name is Jason, and this is my wife Trini, and these are our kids David, and John," the man said.
"Nice to meet you two, my name is Penny, I like to stay but I have to get to work," she said.
"Nice to meet you Penny," Jason and Trini both said.
As soon as Penny walked out the door Jason said, "I hope everybody else here is just as nice."
"me too," Trini said.
"Let's go see our new home," John said.
"I'll race you up the stairs," David said.
In
An hour later, Jason, Trini, and the boys were in the lobby when Sheldon and Leonard walked in.
"Hello," Trini said.
"Hello," Leonard said.
"Hello," Sheldon said.
"Are you visiting family here?" Leonard asked.
"No we are moving into 5A, we were just checking it out. My name is Jason. This is my wife Trini, and our boys David and John."
"I'm Leonard and this is Sheldon. We live in 4A, but we are not gay."
"Even though we are not gay, that does not mean you had to say it," Sheldon said.
"Yes it does," Leonard said.
"On a scale of 1-10, how fleet of foot are you? One being not cat like at all and ten being cat like?" Sheldon asked.
Here we go again. Leonard thought.
"I'd say the boys are a ten maybe, Jason somewhere between five and seven, and I'm probably not cat like," Trini said.
"Are you, or have you ever been a Salsa Dancer, Irish Folk, or a Break Dancer?" Sheldon asked.
"None of the above for either one of us, but we do have a friend that is a Break Dancer," Trini said.
"If he is not moving in with you, I don't care. You seem to be doing very well," Sheldon said.
"Listen bud, I don't know what you are doing, but you are annoying me," Jason said.
"Come on Leonard, let's go," Sheldon said.
Before Leonard went upstairs he said, "I'm sorry he put you through that. He doesn't like new people."
When Leonard and Sheldon were out of ear shot Jason said, "Yep they are not gay."
between the 2nd and 3rd floors David said, "It feels like we are going around the elevator instead of up."