A few lines from mae-E although not word for word. We talk about the story and she suggest something and if I like it I word it how I see fit.
That evening, Trini told Jason what Sheldon did.
"Sounds like social interaction is not one of his strengths," he said.
A couple of minutes later, Jason was heading for the door.
"Where are you going?" Trini asked.
"To scare our un sociable neighbor," Jason said.
"Don't hurt him," Trini said.
"I won't," Jason said.
A few seconds later, Leonard and Sheldon were about to leave for the Cheesecake Factory. As soon as Leonard opened the door, he saw Jason on the other side.
"Jason, so nice to see you," Leonard said.
"Is that nut job of a roommate of yours here?" Jason asked.
Leonard turned around and said, "Oh Sheldon it's for you."
"Ah Jason, what a pleasant surprise," Sheldon said.
"How dare you!" Jason said.
Sheldon ran into his bedroom and close the door.
"So I take it Trini told you?" Leonard asked.
"Yep," Jason said.
"Are you mad?" Leonard asked.
"Nope, I just wanted to scare him," Jason said.
"Apparently it doesn't take much for you to scare him," Leonard said.
"So Trini told me about the joke you and your friends are playing on Sheldon," Jason said.
"It started out as a dream he had. After he told me, I told Penny then, all of our friends found out. It was Sheldon's girlfriend's idea for the prank," Leonard said.
"How the heck does a guy like him get a girlfriend?" Jason asked.
"Two of our friends made an online dating profile for him. Surprisingly, the website found a match and they have been together ever since," Leonard said.
"Do they do it?" Jason asked.
"No, are you kidding? Sheldon can't stand touching other people. So what do you do?" Leonard asked.
"I'm getting ready to open up a karate school," Jason said.
"Oh, that's nice," Leonard said.
"Well I better let you go," Jason said.
"Yea I need to get Sheldon so we can go to dinner," Leonard said.
Leonard knocked on Sheldon's bedroom door.
"Sheldon, Jason is gone," Leonard said.
He opened his door and asked, "Is he, or is he in the hall waiting to pound me?"
"He went back to his place. Come on let's go," Leonard said.
"Alright, but if you are lying, bring me back my usual," Sheldon said.
On the way out, Sheldon kept on looking for Jason.
Good thing Brad Garrett doesn't live here. Leonard thought.
Meanwhile, Jason, Trini, and the boys were having dinner.
"How did it go?" Trini asked.
"When I got there they were about to go somewhere. I asked Leonard if Sheldon was there. When he walked into the front room, I raised my voice and said how dare you. He ran into his bedroom than Leonard and I got to know each other. Turns out Sheldon has a girlfriend," Jason said.
"That's funny," Trini said.
"Why is it funny?" David asked.
"Sheldon is a unique person," Trini said.
"I'll say," Jason said.
"Daddy scared another grown up?" John asked.
"It was so he won't bother your mom like he has. Don't ever do that," Jason said.
Later that night, Sheldon and Leonard were in their apartment.
"You know, as much as you and Penny have had coitus, I'm surprised that you have not impregnated Penny sooner," Sheldon said.
"I guess we just got lucky just before I left," Leonard said.
"I would say so," Sheldon said.
Leonard received at text.
"Who would send you a text at this time of night?" Sheldon asked.
"I don't know. You didn't hack my Facebook or Twitter account again did you?" Leonard asked.
"Not since you changed your relationship status on Facebook. By the way, I didn't like that you made a comment that I hacked your page," Sheldon said.
"It's true, besides somebody might think that was a short engagement," Leonard said.
"So who sent the text?" Sheldon asked.
"Penny did, she's home now and wants me to come over," Leonard said.
"If I don't see before I go to bed, I'll see you in the morning," Sheldon said.
"Oh come on Sheldon. Do you think she wants to have sex?" Leonard asked.
"We won't know until you go over there,"Sheldon said.
A few seconds later, Leonard was in Penny's apartment.
"Were you expecting Sheldon to come over here?" Leonard asked.
"You never know with him. He's not in the hallway is he?" Penny asked.
Leonard looked out of the peephole and said, "No."
"So Bernadette sent me a text earlier. Howard put a small microphone and a small camera in a baby doll and says we should put it in Sheldon's room and mess with his mind," Penny said.
"I don't know," Leonard said.
"Yea me neither, but Howard did go through the trouble. I can do the doll's voice if you want me to," Penny said.
"If we did do it and Sheldon found out Howard made it, he may give Howard some props," Leonard said.
"Sheldon giving somebody credit, that would be a first," Penny said.
"I know. Anyways, tell me again, why we are doing this," Leonard said.
"To screw with Sheldon. Oh, I think we should call up his mom and let her know," Leonard said.
"I'll pass on that one," Leonard said.
"We can tell her that he begged me to get an abortion," Penny said.
"She's likely to call him up and get on him for doing that," Leonard said.
"She might also make him apologize to me," Penny said.
"How long are we going to do this?" Leonard asked.
"Oh I say until it's not funny anymore or until it is close enough for a real babies birth," Penny said.
"Why did we start the prank with you being first 12 weeks and now 23 or so weeks?" Leonard asked.
"As far as 12 weeks, Amy thought it would seem normal if I showed a bump and said I was 12 weeks. She didn't think Sheldon would believe me if I said I was pregnant without an ultrasound or a bump. Bernadette pointed out that 13 weeks did not work, so I added enough weeks," Penny said.
"You know, Sheldon seems like our kid sometimes," Leonard said.
"Well he does act like a kid. So are we going to call his mom?" Penny asked.
"Not tonight, I'll do it tomorrow, Leonard said.
The next day, Leonard had a few moments that he used to call Sheldon's mom.
"Hello?" She answered.
"Mrs. Copper, it's Leonard," he said.
"Leonard, what has Sheldon done now?" She asked.
"Nothing bad enough for me to call you. The reason why I called you is all of us are playing a prank on Sheldon. He thinks Penny and I are expecting a baby. One day he even begged Penny to get an abortion," Leonard said.
"While I don't approve of the idea, it is about time somebody decided to pull a fast one on ol' Shelly," she said.
"We figure we let you in on it," Leonard said.
"Why would he want Penny to get an abortion?" She asked.
"Probably because he thought a baby would interfere with his life," Leonard said.
"Well, I'll talk to you later. I'm about to head to Missy's for a couple of days. If you and Penny do slip up, I hope you make things right," she said.
"Ok bye," Leonard said before they hung up.
That evening before Sheldon went to the comic book store, he was on his laptop.
"I'm getting a video call. I wonder who it could be?" He said.
"Hello Sheldon," his mom said.
"Mother, did you get broadband?" He asked.
"No I'm at Missy's. Leonard called me earlier today," she said.
"Did he tell you his news?" Sheldon asked.
"Yes he did. While I am not pleased with the outcome, he told me something worse," she said.
"What is it?" Sheldon asked.
"You begged Penny to get an abortion," she said.
"Oh you heard about that?" Sheldon asked.
"Yes Shelly, an abortion is murder. You can't just ask someone to change something because it doesn't fit your life. The world does not revolve around you," she said.
"But mom," Sheldon said.
"Hi Mrs. Copper," Leonard said.
"Hello dear. Even though you are not my son, I trust you will do what's right," she said.
"Yes ma'am," Leonard said.
"As for you Sheldon Lee Copper, I expect you to apologize and repent for what you did," she said.
"Yes mom," he said.
He turned to Leonard and said, "Leonard, I'm sorry I begged Penny to abort you un born child."
"Now apologize to Penny," his mom said.
"Uh she's at work now," Leonard said.
"Then you'll have to do it later. Good night Sheldon," his mom said.
"Good night mom," Sheldon said before the chat ended.
Sheldon looked at Leonard and said, "You."
"I'm sure she would have found out eventually," Leonard said.
"True, but I didn't think it was bad enough that you would call my mother," Sheldon said.
"I had a few free minutes and the next thing I knew I was on the phone with her," Leonard said.
"Did you tell her about my run ins with Jason and Trini?" Sheldon asked.
"If I did, don't you think she would have gotten on to you about it?" Leonard asked.
"Good point," Sheldon said.
"Anyways, Penny invited me to Nebraska for Thanksgiving," Leonard said.
"I do not suggest flying," Sheldon said.
"You wouldn't suggest flying anyways," Leonard said.
"True, you seem to be on a roll tonight," Sheldon said.
"I'm sure pregnant women fly all the time, but if it makes you happy, I'll try to talk her into driving or taking a train," Leonard said.
"If you drive, have you rode with her lately? Otherwise take the train," Sheldon asked.
"She's not that bad although that long of a trip, and her driving, I better do most of it," Leonard said.
"I'm going to bed night," Sheldon said.
When Leonard was asleep, he had a dream. A few years later, Penny and Leonard got married and had kids. They lived in an apartment just like his. Penny and their two kids were in the living room while Leonard walked out of the bedroom. He gain weight and lost most of his hair. Then he woke up.
I hope I never look like Jason Alexander. He thought.
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