I know at the end of the last chapter I said this would be the last one, it probably won't.
That night Billy did not have the nightmare.
I guess telling the truth was the right thing. Even though nobody believe me. Billy thought when he woke up.
The next morning Sheldon went into his mad at Leonard phase.
"Good morning Sheldon," Leonard said.
"Back stabber," Sheldon said.
"Not this mood again," Leonard said.
"You and Penny each have one strike, which means Penny is bashed from this apartment," Sheldon said.
"Fine with me, besides tomorrow Penny and I are leaving for Nebraska for Thanksgiving," Leonard said.
"I hope you two will think about the harm you caused," Sheldon said.
Leonard shook his head and went to take his shower. The ride to work was a frosty one and at lunch Sheldon ignored Leonard.
"This is awkward," Howard said.
"Really I thought you would be use to Sheldon not speaking to Leonard by now," Raj said.
"Don't forget Howard, you're my ride tomorrow since a back stabber is starting his Thanksgiving break a day early," Sheldon said.
"I know Sheldon," Howard said.
"You better not be late," Sheldon said.
"If you crash and injure or kill him, I'll post bail," Leonard said.
"Does anyone else hear something?" Sheldon asked.
When Leonard and Sheldon got home, Leonard went to see if Penny was home. Sheldon was attempting to video chat with someone.
"Hello Sheldon," Leonard's mom said.
"Good afternoon Dr. Hofstadter," Sheldon said.
"What do I owe this call?" Dr. Hofstadter asked.
"A month ago, I had a nightmare about Leonard and Penny creating a human life that was growing inside of Penny," Sheldon said.
"Let me guess, you keep on having the same nightmare repeatedly?" Dr. Hofstadter asked.
"No, in fact I had this nightmare in the middle of the day and when I woke up, I scared Leonard. He told Penny and a few days later, the two of them launched a prank trying to get me to believe that just before Leonard left for his sea adventure, him and Penny had coitus which resulted in a human life growing inside of Penny," Sheldon said.
"Dear lord am I going to be a grand I can't say it," Dr. Hofstadter said.
"Of course not, last night Penny pretend that her liquids were about to burst out, only to reveal to me that is was a ruse that was not the least bit funny," Sheldon said.
"I'll talk to him where is he?" Dr. Hofstadter asked.
"He is over at Penny's," Sheldon said.
Leonard walked in.
"Leonard, have you come home to apologize?" Sheldon asked.
"Apologize for what? Pulling a prank on you to get you back for all of your pranks?" Leonard asked.
"Leonard, I understand if you are looking for a new line of work, but a professorial prankster is not the way to go," Dr. Hofstadter said.
Sheldon turned his laptop around so Leonard can see his mom.
"You called my mother?" Leonard asked.
"Yes, frankly I am tired of getting these video calls from your friends telling me about your bad behavior," Dr. Hofstadter said.
"I guess I had it coming to me," Leonard said.
"Now, I want you to apologize to Sheldon," Dr. Hofstadter said.
"What, oh alright fine. I'm sorry Sheldon," Leonard said.
"Good, now good day," Dr. Hofstadter said before she logged off.
"Un believable Sheldon," Leonard said.
"Excuse me, but when I banned Penny from the apartment, you called my mother," Sheldon said.
"What you did then, and what Penny and I did are on two different levels," Leonard said.
"I don't see how you can say that when one calls the others mom," Sheldon said.
"Are you going to tell Penny's mom?" Leonard asked.
"Oh no, I don't even know Penny's mom. Besides if she's anything like Penny she won't understand anything that I say," Sheldon said.
"I agree with you there," Leonard said.
"Was that sarcasm?" Sheldon asked.
"No," Leonard said.
"Leonard," Sheldon said.
"Yeah?" Leonard asked.
"Well played," Sheldon said.
"Thanks," Leonard said.
"You're welcome," Sheldon said.
The next morning, Sheldon was getting ready for work while Leonard was getting ready to go to the airport.
"Are you sure, you'll be fine without me for a few days?" Leonard asked.
"Of course I will. The only problem will be Friday night. Well then again maybe tomorrow night," Sheldon said.
"Have a good day at work," Leonard said.
"You have a good time with that hillbilly family of Penny's," Sheldon said.
"They're not hillbilly's," Leonard said.
"You have your option I have mine," Sheldon said.
At lunch Billy notice Leonard was not with Sheldon, Howard, and Raj.
"Where's Leonard?" Billy asked.
"On his way to Nebraska, if not already there," Sheldon said.
"Are you speaking to him again?" Billy asked Sheldon.
"Oh yes, I got my revenge and he apologized," Sheldon said.
"What did you do?" Howard asked.
"I video chat with his mom and told her," Sheldon said.
"You stopped so low that you told Leonard's mom on him?" Billy asked.
"That's tame for Sheldon," Howard said.
"There this one time Barry Kripke filled Sheldon's office with helium while Sheldon was doing a phone interview for a radio show. He sounded like one of the Chipmunk's," Raj said.
"That lead to Sheldon almost getting himself, Raj, and Leonard fired," Howard said.
"There's also the time Penny did things that Sheldon didn't like," Raj said.
"Oh yea, the time Penny filled up every washing machine in the building when Sheldon usually does his laundry," Howard said.
"She crossed the line," Sheldon said.
"No you crossed the line when you made it personal," Raj said before he started laughing.
"Don't give him any ideas," Billy said.
To late. Raj and Howard both thought.
Sheldon did his evil laugh.
As long as Jason, Trini, or myself are not involve. Billy thought.
The next few days were calm. Sunday Leonard and Penny were coming home, and Sheldon decided to surprise Penny, revenge style. Sunday morning, he broke into Penny's apartment and cleaned it. The he rearranged the furniture. Then he used the same foam forming chemical that he made for revenge on Barry Kempke. Which used, contaminated hydrogen peroxide and dish soap mixed with saturated sodium iodine solution. He put a bit in her bathtub. Finally, he went to her circuit breaker and turned off all the electricity in her apartment.
All of this revenge is making me hungry. He thought.
After that he went back to his place and had lunch. That evening, Leonard arrived.
"We didn't see Penny's clothes outside, so I guess you behaved while we were gone," Leonard said.
Me miss behave?" Sheldon asked.
You had almost four days to yourself," Leonard said.
Penny walked in with her legs covered in the foam.
"SHELDON LEE COPPER!" She yelled.
"What did you do?" Leonard asked.
He rearranged my apartment took my light bulb out, and put a disgusting foam in my bathtub," Penny said.
"I did not take the light bulb out, I shut off the electricity in your apartment," Sheldon said.
"Really Sheldon, you went to far," Leonard said.
"Oh I forgot the helium," Sheldon said.
Leonard went to Penny's to help her clean up and fix things.
After they put the couch back Penny asked, "How did Sheldon not kill himself?"
"Good question, I think him passed out on your floor would have been enough to scare you," Leonard said.
"Shall we tell his mom?" Penny asked.
"I think we'll have to," Leonard said.
"Maybe we should wait a day or two and see what he does next," Penny said.
"Does Batman wait for his villains to make the next move?" Leonard asked.
"Are you calling yourself Batman and Sheldon The Joker?" Penny asked.
"Him or The Riddler from the old TV show might work," Leonard said.
"So is Sheldon Lex Luther?" Penny asked.
"After today he might be," Leonard asked.
"Shall we call her now?" Penny asked.
"Not now it's to soon," Leonard said.
"What was that whole Batman vs the bad guys crap?"Penny asked.
"Sheldon probably expects us to call his mom. When we call her, she'll call him. It's probably better if we do it tomorrow. Besides she probably is doing something religious right now," Leonard said.