Two is Bliss, Three is Complicated

by cjulina

Ianto is taking Jack along for his quarterly long weekend in London but the rest of the team thinks there's more to it than a few days away. A series of comedy skits involving Jack, Ianto, and "the other woman."

2. Formal Attire

A/N - Originally this was going to be a one-off but two things happened. First, I received quite a few PMs requesting I continue it. Second, the darn Writing Fairy keeps feeding me ideas for Two is Bliss so this insanity will continue for a little while. Most of them will be short drabbles.

OOO

"No! Absolutely not!"

"But Ianto, this is the height of fashion for formal functions on Altair."

"Well, we're not on Altair, now are we? You will not be attending Her Majesty's birthday party in your birthday suit. Now go get dressed."

Jack hadn't even turned back towards the dressing room of their hotel suite when Ianto spoke again. "And Jack, the invitation says black tie. Not black tie only. Put on the entire tuxedo."