Hey! Here's where the REAL game starts! Yes, it took me a LONG time. :D Here are some reasons.

1. I got bombarded by homework.

2. We've had yet another week of tests.

3. THEN we had tryout for US (Ujian Sekolah). [As I have said before, I'm terrible at Indonesian, but, luckily I passed with a narrow 6. PHEW! Then we had Matematika (It's Math, but in indonesian), and I got an 8. :D YAY FOR ME! for IPA (Ilmu Pengetahuan Alam, or, just Science but it is in Indonesian and is MUCH deeper), I got 6.75. Considering that the highest was 7.5 (My friend), that wasn't such a bad score after all! And THAT, my friends, is proof that I absolutely SUCK at my own Mother Tougue. :p]

4. This website was threatened to be wiped out.

5. I'm checking this chapter way too often For small mistakes.

OK, now that I've explained that. DISCLAIMER! Oh wait! That can wait. I forgot something . . . REVIEW RESPONSES!

MCGoldYoshi: You screamed at the last chapter update? Wow. You must really like this story don't you? O_o Yup! You got what you wanted. Yoshi is the main character. I enjoy writing this with Yoshi as the Main Character. Toad is the second main character, since I portray him and Yoshi as close friends. Thanks for the comment about you liking the fact that Mario screamed like a little girl. ^_^

spatterson: Once again, I shall split this response into 3 paragraphs.

First review: Aww, thank you! I really appreciate that comment! No, I have never broken a bone before, but I would like to, just to know how it feels. :p (Yes, I am a weird person. All my friends are. That's what makes me like them so much!) Ouch. repeating a grade must be harsh. Good luck with 11th grade!

Second Review: I only know about the Black Widow Spider. Since I live in Indonesia, I haven't met that spider before. Nor have I heard of the Brown Recluse. That recount was hilarious. Did she really do that?

Third Review: Glad to know that. :D Trust me, I know about boasting.

Matt1251: Thank you for being very considerate about FFN! I like that! Now, this website is saved thanks to you and the other 100,000 signers. I signed that petition twice for some reason. :D

Wait! One more thing! I'd like to explain the word 'peanuted' in Chapter 3. Y'see, in Indonesian, 'kacangin' (No judging our language!) is slang for 'being ignored'. Now, my closest friend has a sister who translated 'kacangin' into 'peanuted'. The meaning is still the same. Using that made-up slang word is a trend in the class and I'd like to introduce you to that word! It's a very funny one.

My friends are so hilarious.

Anyway! Sorry if this chapter rants a bit or is boring! Enjoy!

~Happy Yoshi

The four participants found themselves in a huge garden with hexagon-shaped spaces all around it. On top of a TALL planter was the piranha plant that had wrecked havoc in Wiggler's Garden.

"Now it's time to party! First, we'll have to decide the turn order. Give those dice blocks a tap to see who goes first!" said a voice.

"WHO SAID THAT?!" Wario demanded loudly, making the piranha plant growl.

Suddenly, cream-colored dice blocks with blue borders appeared on top of their heads. The numbers, which were turquoise, were inside brown-orange hexagons. Then they began to change numbers rapidly from 1 - 10.

Toad, Wario and Waluigi bashed the dice blocks at the same time. Toad got an 8, Wario got a 6 and Waluigi got a 2. Then Yoshi bashed his dice block and got a 1.

"WHAT THE-?!"

"YES! I got an 8!" Toad said happily.

"Meh," said Wario blandly as he 'innocently' nibbled on a piece of garlic.

"Waa?! NO, NO, NO!" Waluigi pounded his fist against the ground. "At least I did better than Rexy." Yoshi shot him a glare, inwardly vowing to do his best to show Waluigi who was boss.

"Here's the turn order!" the same voice announced. "First up is Toad!"

"WAIT!" Wario exclaimed. "Who IS saying all this?!"

"The narrator!" Toad answered. A wall with a big number '4' painted in black (no racism intended) suddenly appeared. A loud boom was heard, and the wall had a HUGE crack in it.

Wario gasped. "GAH! WHERE? I wanna meet the narrator so I can tell him to stop being creepy!" Everyone, including Piranha Plant, sweat-dropped in a face-palm moment. The same wall cracked again.

"I'm saying it, OK!" Wiggler exclaimed, who was watching them like a hawk from the sidelines. "I'm the host, so I get to announce stuff."

"But in the game-" Waluigi was interrupted mid-ramble.

"Shut up and let me continue! The author made me host since in the real game, there is no visible host!" The same wall suddenly broke apart. "Second is Wario!"

"WOOT!" Wario danced about.

"Right. Third is Waluigi!"

"In yo' face, Yoshi!" Waluigi shrieked.

"Last but not least is Yoshi!"

"Why did I have to get a 1?" Yoshi lamented to himself.

"Moving on. Here are ten coins to get you started!" Ten coins dropped into their hands.

"Sweet!" exclaimed Wario, beginning to lick a coin as everyone stared at him.

"What? I-"

"What? I love money so much, my only dream is to marry the biggest amount of money in the world and hug it until I die!" Wiggler mocked. Everyone chortled at his mockery. Wario scoffed.

"Now let's party! You should know the rules because you've had your adventures before. There's the first star!" Wiggler pointed at a corner in the garden. "You can get it for 20 coins!"

"WHAT?! But you gave us 10!" Wario complained.

"Shut up! I dare not go against the sacred rules of a Mario Party," proclaimed Wiggler, sounding slightly annoyed for some odd reason.

"If this was a Mario Party, why am I not in it?" Mario exclaimed put of nowhere.

"Because no one voted you to be in it," replied Wiggler frankly. he suddenly realised something. "HEY! How did YOU get THERE from my cottage, which is a METRE AWAY?!"

"We climbed a kind, elegant vivillon," replied Mario. "Its friends helped us, too, since it could only hold one at a time. Se all came, for we want to watch the entire thing."

"Oh. I think that's a wild vivillon - I don't have any elegant vivillon. ANYWAY! Toad, it's your turn!"

A dice block appeared above Toad. He punched it and got a 10. "Sweet!" he exclaimed, running across the course, getting a purple hexagon with a -10 on it at the second step he took.

"What's this?" Toad asked, showing it to Wiggler.

"Oh that? That's a hex. Basically just a trap you can set, to give yourself an advantage," explained Wiggler. "They function similarly to orbs during your trip to the Dream Depot, when you were collecting stars to fill up the Star Bank and when you were on a cruise. You got a 10- coin hex!"

"Oh, OK." Toad continued running until he reached a fork.

"Now you have to choose where you want to go," said Wiggler. "Go on!"

Toad looked left and right, trying to see which path would be more useful. After a moment, he chose to take the left route and hopped onto Wiggler's watering can, onto the planters and found a pipe leading to a shop. "Would you like to go in the shop?" asked Wiggler.

"Sure!" Toad hopped into the pipe, where a giant monty mole was.

"Hello! What would you like to buy?" he greeted, startling Toad with its large size.

"AHH! GIANT MONTY MOLE!"

"Actually, I'm normal sized. YOU'RE the one who's tiny!" Monty Mole corrected.

Ignoring the earlier comment, he stared at the monty mole. "Uhh . . ." Toad soon stared at the ten coins in his hands, then at the items. "I'll take the double dice set, please!"

"That'll be three coins," said Monty, and Toad laid three coins on the counter. "Want anything else?" Toad shook his head.

"Thank you!" Monty said as Toad went up the pipe.

Then he hopped onto the next planter and landed on a green space. A butterfly with beautiful blue wings landed on the blue flower. "Pick a flower and hope that you get a lot of coins!" it said.

"How can you tell that there are coins in here? I'll go ask Wiggler," Toad muttered, but the butterfly stopped him.

"He doesn't know," it told him, "and I like to keep it that way. Pick a flower and get coins! You need coins right? Don't worry they'll fill with coins again."

Reluctantly, Toad chose the blue flower. He tugged on its leaf, and out popped 10 coins.

"Great! There were 10 coins in that flower!" the butterfly cheered happily. "See you around!" It lazily fluttered off. Toad grinned to himself. He stared at the seventeen coins in his hands. "Now if I had three more coins . . ." he said to himself.

"Wario! You're up!"

"Let's-a go!" Wario shouted, mocking Mario.

"Hey! Only I say that!" Mario shouted, yet again, from the sidelines, looking just about ready to punch someone.

"Too bad, so sad!" Wario stuck his tongue out at him. "What are you gonna do? Jump on me? Perform Earth Tremor and wreck Wiggler's Garden?"

"NO ONE WRECKS MY GARDEN BUT ME! . . . But I'd never wreck my own garden," said Wiggler, earning a face-palm from all the characters.

"Since when did you like flowers?" Luigi asked.

"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! Let me have my turn!" Wario screamed as a dice block appeared over his head. He gave it a good bash with his head and got an 8. "Shoot. I think I got a concussion . . ."

"GOOD!" Mario exclaimed.

"Shut up, Duck!"

"Slug!"

"Stupid Plumber!"

"Beach Ball!"

Yoshi slapped Wario. Daisy slapped Mario at the same time Yoshi slapped Wario.

"OW!" They both said at the same time.

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Daisy yelled.

"YOU shut up!" Mario and Wario yelled at the same time. "Jinx!" Wario shouted.

"Moving on." Wario slowly ran until he reached the 'hex space', getting a 10- coin hex, just like Toad. Then he went again until he reached a fork.

"You have-"

"Shut up! I know what to do already!" Wario shouted, and chose to go straight. Then he hopped up twice, and ended up in a flytrap. The green, ferocious-looking plant grinned, baring its sharp 'teeth' before chewing Wario up. "NOOOOOOO!" Wario shouted as he got 'eaten up' by the plant. Sadly, he didn't die. However, the plant did managed to snatch 5 coins from him before returning to its original state.

"D'aww!" Wario moaned, now staring at his remaining coins. "I wish I chose left. . ."

"See? You're that stupid!" said Mario cheerfully, completely forgetting that he was still jinxed.

"You're jinxed! No talking until someone says your name! TWICE!" Wario yelled back at him.

"But-"

"THRICE!"

"I-"

"NO TALKING!"

"Fine," Mario muttered, folding his arms sulkily, praying that Wario wouldn't be the superstar.

"Waluigi! You're up!"

"YEAH! Waluigi time!" Waluigi cheered as a dice block appeared over his head. He bonked it with his fist, and got a 1.

"WHAT?!" Waluigi shouted, disbelieving. Everyone, including Wiggler, laughed. Out loud.

Waluigi's face turned puce with pure rage and embarrassment. "SHUT UP!" he screamed. He moved forward as three coins fell into his hands. He grinned. "It wasn't so bad after all," he said softly. Yoshi, who heard this, snickered.

"Yoshi, you're turn!"

"Yes!" Yoshi chirped as a dice block appeared over his head. He bashed it with his head, not at all affected, and got a 7.

"Woohoo! Not bad at all!" he said as he ran across the board, getting a 10- hex, just like Wario and Toad, running again until he reached the same fork Toad and Wario had encountered.

"Now you must choose which path you want!" said Wiggler.

"Uhh, is it possible for me to see which space I'll land on before I choose?" Yoshi asked.

"Sure!" Wiggler replied. "Just choose carefully. You might regret your choice."

After two minutes of thinking Yoshi chose to go to the left route because he would lose 3 coins if he went straight. Hopping onto Wiggler's watering can, he made it up another planter and landed on a friend space.

"You and a friend will receive 5 coins!" Wiggler announced. "Choose who you want to give 5 coins to!"

"GIVE THEM TO ME!" Wario exclaimed, somehow snatching the five coins, despite the fact that they were far away from each other, before Yoshi could even say anything.

"HEY!" Yoshi shouted. "GIVE THAT BACK! I WAS GOING TO GIVE THEM TO TOAD! I'D RATHER GIVE THEM TO A CHAIN CHOMP THAN TO THE LIKES OF YOU!"

"Is that meant to be a compliment or an insult?" Wario stupidly asked.

"No, it's supposed to be a compliment . . . OF COURSE IT'S AN INSULT YOU TWIT! WHAT ARE YOU, A ROCK?!" Yoshi cried.

"Actually, yes! I was raised by a group of rocks," admitted Wario. They all facepalmed.

Yoshi sighed. He turned to Wiggler.

"Wiggler! Can't you make him give it back?" he pleaded.

Wiggler merely shrugged. "Sorry. I'd love to help, but you can't take back what you just gave."

"But. . . But. . . He stole them!"

"True, but it still counts as giving them to him. Maybe next time you can give Toad those coins, hmm?"

Toad waved at him. "It's alright!" he called. "I'm alright!"

"At least I get five coins," said Yoshi to himself as five coins dropped into his hands. He smiled a bit.

"Now it's time for a minigame! Since Wario landed on an event space, I'll just change your colour to match everyone else's. So it's a 4-player minigame! I'll just give this roulette a real good spin . . ."

Wiggler tapped his feet, and a roulette appeared. Four blank spaces were shown. It began to spin rapidly, until it landed on the third space. The blank space curled back, paper-style, and let itself drop. The minigame was then shown.

"And there you go! You're playing Cherry-Go-Round!" exclaimed Wiggler. "Good luck!"

"OH NO!" Daisy shouted.

"OH NO!" Luigi shouted.

"OH NO!" Peach screamed.

"OH NO!" Toad shrieked.

"OH NO!" Yoshi yelped.

"OH NO!" Waluigi followed.

"OH NO!" Topa joined in, just for the heck of it.

"GARLIC!" Wario bit a clove of garlic, earning himself a couple of stares.

"OH YEAH!" The Kool-Aid Man suddenly shouted out of nowhere, swinging on a rope like Tarzan as he crashed through Wiggler's Garden walls.

"DUUUUUUUUUUUDE! YOU'RE SO RUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEE! I JUST FIXED THAT WALL!" Wiggler angrily shrieked, turning red and charging at the Kool-Aid Man, only for him to dodge and make Wiggler crash into a wall, instantly breaking it.

"YOWCH! I'm going!" The Kool-Aid Man shouted before escaping through the gate . . . only to bump into the gate. Then he realised that the gate wasn't open, opened the gate and charged again . . .

. . . Only the crash into a brick wall and faint.

Luigi was the first to speak after a ten-second silence. "It's not like Wiggler crashed into the Kool-Aid Man-"

"LET'S GO ON WITHOUT ANY INTERRUPTIONS NOW!" Wiggler glared at Daisy before tapping his feet, making the four players vanish.

Cherry-Go-Round

Rules: Build up a great distance throw with your pair of cherries. You'll throw it further the more you swirl your stylus before the throw.

Controls: Stylus - Swirl Cherry

Tips: The arrows show a clockwise swirl, but players can swirl in any direction they please.

They found themselves on top of a cream-covered cake, with cherries in their hands.

"Are we supposed to swing this cherry around?" asked Yoshi.

"I don't know, figure it out," said Toad with a slight shrug.

START!

They swirled their cherries around and around, faster and faster until the five seconds were up, and they suddenly let go. The cherries zoomed across the cake, and landed after a while. Wario got 51.7, Waluigi got 50.0, Toad got 54.7 and Yoshi got 54.8.

FINISH!

"Yes! I'm the Superstar!" Yoshi cheered, doing his victory pose. Toad merely grinned as Wario and Waluigi began to sulk over their apparent defeat.

"Congratulations, Yoshi! You get ten coins!" Wiggler congratulated as ten coins appeared in Yoshi's hands.

"Grr . . ." Wario and Waluigi growled to themselves. Toad, being the good sport he is, patted Yoshi on the back and congratulated him happily.

"Don't let those Wario Bros. get the better of you!" he whispered. Yoshi had to laugh.

"Oh I won't," he reassured before Toad ran off.

"Everyone take your places!" Wiggler shouted. Soon, everyone was back to their original place, except for one . . .

"AAIIEE! SOMEONE HELP ME! IT GOT MY FOOT!"

"Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?" asked Yoshi humorously after a moment of silence.

Toad, Waluigi and Wiggler stared at Wario, then laughed, followed by the rest of the crew, followed by the rest of the kingdom, followed by the world.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" They laughed.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Wario shouted, somehow pulling his foot out of its sharp mouth and doing a butt smash on the flytrap multiple times. (You can imagine how he does it) "THIS!" He did a butt smash. "IS!" And another one. "WHAT!" And another. "YOU!" And another. "GET!" And another. "FOR!" And another. "EATING!" And another one. "MY!" And another. "LEG!" He did this biggest butt smash ever.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Wiggler shrieked. "NOT MY PRIZED CARNIVOROUS PLANT! I WAS GOING TO GIVE THAT TO KOOPA KRAG, YOU DIMWIT!" He turned red with pure rage and crashed into a brick wall. It broke upon impact and caused a mini earthquake.

"WHOA!" everyone said. The earthquake subsided.

"Vivillon!" said a delicate, gentle voice. A butterfly came fluttering down. It had wings like a marine vivillon.

"Thanks, Topa," said Wiggler gratefully. "One more second and I would have REALLY lost my head!"

"Hey!" Toad exclaimed. "That's the butterfly who-" The butterfly suddenly shot sticky webs at him, making him shut up.

"Topa! That's not polite!" Wiggler scolded the butterfly named Topa.

"Vivillon!" Topa argued back. Wiggler sighed.

Yoshi gave a gasp. "That's a marine vivillon!" He suddenly realised. "How did you get that?! I've been looking for that pattern for months!"

Wiggler shrugged. "It came fluttering into my garden and didn't want to leave," he replied. "I named it Topa for some odd reason I can't explain. . . No, my grandma, who is colour blind, named it Topa, since, to her, it looked like a continental vivillon."

"When I s-saw it, t-that t-thing t-t-talked!" Toad stammered.

"What? Topa? TALKING?! WHAT a joke. What did it tell you? That there are coins in my flowers?" He laughed. Toad nervously gulped. Topa shot a sticky web at him, and Toad knew what it meant.

"O-Oh! Right! That was my dream I was talking about!" He suddenly blurted out. "I must have been dreaming again . . . Yeah, that's what happened . . ."

Wiggler gave him a weird look. "Right. Whatever. Now let's get back to what we were doing. Toad, you're up!"

A dice block was over Toad's head.

"W-Wait!" Toad shrieked instead of hitting it. "I'd like to use my double dice set, please!"

Wiggler looked slightly hesitant." Are you sure? You won't be able to use it again, though. You'll have to buy another one at Monty's shop."

"USE IT!" Wario screamed as the plant got a hold of his other foot. "PAPA PIA! NOT MY RIGHT FOOT! I USE THAT FOOT TO PLAY SOCCER!"

"Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?" Daisy asked as he began to laugh her head off.

"Nope!" Luigi replied cheerfully as he began laughing with Daisy. Everyone joined in.

After literally 10 minutes of laughter, they suddenly stopped.

"Something is passing by . . ." Luigi whispered as a boo passed by.

"Wait! Why do our items go away once they are used?" Toad asked.

"Sacred Mario Party rules, Toad. I dare not go against them."

"WHY AM I NOT IN IT IF THIS IS A MARIO PARTY?!" Mario interrupted.

"Be quiet! You're jinxed!" Wiggler snapped, grinning.

"GRRR!"

. . .

"Moving on! So, Toad? What are you going to do?" Wiggler asked, changing the subject.

"I'll . . ." Toad hesitated. "I'll . . . Use the double dice set, please?"

Wiggler, fully understanding, nodded, and the dice block was replaced by a special red one. Toad bashed it, unaffected in any way, and got an 8. The dice block was then replaced by another, and Toad got a 9 out of it.

"Not bad . . . 17 spaces." He said to himself approvingly.

He jumped up the planters and carefully climbed the tallest planter, where an angry Piranha Plant was waiting. It was 160 times his size! It was grinning from ear to ear, as if it had a little surprise for our little Toad . . .

"Umm . . . Hi?" Toad tried, hoping that it would let him pass.

"Graw! Charble! Graw! (You're Shroom Steak, Mushroom!)"

"I can pass?"

The Piranha Plant facepalmed with its leaf. "Graw! Charble! Graw! Graw! (NO, you get COOKED! I'm gonna fry you and eat you for dinner!)" It burned a small patch of grass in the corner of the garden.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY PRECIOUS GRASS!" Wiggler screamed hysterically.

"Uh oh. Time for me to start screaming, then. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He shrieked as the piranha tried in vain to burn him to a crisp.

"CHARBLE, NARGLE! (STAY STILL, SHRIMP!)"

"I DON'T WANNA BE STEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAK!" Toad went on screaming, tripping over a plant and sliding down a long vine. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" He landed on a soft flower. "Phew!" He turned to Wiggler. "How many more spaces do I have to move?" He called.

"Let's see, 10!" Wiggler answered. Toad got up and began to hop across a series of planters before settling on a blue space. Three coins fell into his hands.

"Yay!" Toad yelled his signature line.

"Wario! You're next! Remember to hit it good and hard or you'll get a zero!" Wiggler joked.

"WHAAAAAAAT?! I HAVE TO GET A CONCUSSION SO I WON'T GET ZERO?! THAT'S ABSURD!" Wario protested.

"I'm surprised that you even know what the word 'absurd' means,' Luigi muttered. Wario heard it anyway.

"YES I DO! ABSURD IS . . . uhh . . . Garlic?" Wario tried. Everyone, once again, sweat-dropped in another face-palm moment.

"Absurd: Adjective. When an idea is wildly unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate, it is absurd," Toad explained in the blandest voice you could ever imagine. Everyone gave him blank stares.

"What? I'm just trying to be helpful!" The little guy justified.

"Helpfully boring." Waluigi snickered.

"JUST HIT THE BLOCK AS HARD AS YOU CAN!" yelled Wiggler.

"OK, here goes . . ." A dice block three times the usual size appeared above his head.

"WHAT?! I HAVE TO HIT THAT?!"

"Either that, or you're not moving and my plants get another tasty lunch of coins!" Wiggler threatened.

"Grr! Fine." He hit it as hard as he could, and passed out because of the 'concussion' he had received. The 10- Hex he had slipped out of his pocket and landed on a red space nearby, making it his trap.

Due to the size of the block, everyone could see that he got a 3.

"Wow. It did work," said Luigi.

"Nah, I was just messing with him. I didn't think he'd take it SERIOUSLY! I don't even know what happened to the normal block. That big one appeared out of nowhere." Wiggler shrugged.

"Maybe the author wants to make it more enjoyable and put that big block so we'll see Wario hit it good and hard," Daisy guessed. Another '4th wall' broke immediately. "Let's just wait for him to wake up."

Wario's face lifted up from the ground. "I'M OK!"

"NO ONE CARES!" The whole world shouted at him.

"People are so mean!" Wario wailed, pouting.

"I'M MEAN, YOU'RE MEAN! WE'RE ALL MEAN!" The whole world yelled back.

"YOU'RE SO WEIRD!" Wario shouted. Everyone around him stared at him as if he was some sort of freak. Apparently, they couldn't hear the world shouting at Wario.

"THAT MEANS YOU'RE WEIRD AS WELL!" The world shouted back at him.

"FORGET YOU GUYS!"

"WE DON'T CARE!"

"YOU'RE ALL MEANIES!"

"Says the guy who stole Koopa's kart JUST to get into the standings in Mario Kart 64! Grambi, even BOWSER got his own kart!" Yoshi retorted with a scowl on his face as he replayed what Koopa had told him in his mind. Another wall nearby suddenly broke down, as if it had been blown up by a bob-omb.

"Who blew that thing up with a bob-omb?!" Toad exclaimed.

"DID SOMEONE SAY BOB-OMB?!" Bombette, who was passing by, screamed, randomly exploded, making several of the players scream in fear.

"WILL YOU ALL JUST STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL?!" Wiggler screamed

"But you CLEARLY just did!" Mario shouted. A can was thrown from who-knows-where and who-knows-why. It hit his face. "HEY!"

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL YOU DIMWIT!" Waluigi shouted. Two more walls broke, at the same time.

"I LIKE WAFFLES!" Peach yelled randomly. Everyone stared at her. "What? I do! What's a fourth wall? Are you talking about the walls of your garden? Don't worry, they're not broken." Everyone stared at her.

Daisy sighed. "Don't you know ANYTHING?!" She took her glove off and smacked Peach's face.

"HEY! ONLY I GET TO DO THAT!" Peach screeched, slipping her silk glove off and smacking Daisy with it, only for Daisy to smack back, and for Peach to smack her, and so on. Before you can say 'Pepperoni Pizza with extra cheddar' they were having the world's most aggressive cat fight. Punches were heard, as well as screeches of a cat (literally).

"GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! ENOUGH OF THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS! MOVE, WARIO, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE! MOVE BEFORE I GO INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Wiggler shrieked. He turned red again and crashed into a wall, making a giant hole in it.

" . . . . . . Wow," everyone mumbled as Wiggler passed on through, hitting several more walls before fainting. Topa, who was nearby, buried her face into her hands.

"Who'd-a thunk that Wiggler would lose it one day?" Wario asked.

"MOVE ALREADY!" everyone shouted at him.

"OK, OK! SHEESH!" Wario moved up the planters and decided to go left. He eagerly hopped down and was about to walk more when he realised that he wasn't supposed to be walking anymore.

"Oooooooohhh . . . crud," he cursed under his breath as he lost his balance and landed on top of another flytrap.

"Whoopsie," he said. The flytrap 'grinned' and swallowed Wario whole, chewing him thoroughly. Once again, he didn't die, sadly, but lost another five coins.

"WHY DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!" Wario moaned. "WHY CAN'T IT HAPPEN TO REXY OVER THEEEEEEEEERE?!"

"Shut up, Wario," said Yoshi.

"Should we wait for Wiggler to come back?" asked Luigi.

"Sure," everyone replied. They sat and waited. After a few minutes, Wario began screaming, for the flytrap, once again, got a good hold of his right foot.

"NOT MY RIGHT FOOT! I USE THAT TO PLAY SOCCER!" Wario pleaded, trying to pull his leg out. Everyone began laughing at his current letdown.

"THIS IS NOT FUNNY!" Wario shouted.

"Sure it is!" the others replied.

"Alright! Since Wiggler is in a bit of a state, I'll have to take charge," said Topa, much to everyone's surprise.

"Wait. Vivillon can talk?" Toad asked.

"Why, yes, yes they can. But it is very rare to find them. My friends can talk as well. We just choose not to when Wiggler's around. I talk when things are dire. Now, go, Waluigi!"

"WALUIGI TIME!" Waluigi cheered as a dice block appeared over his head. He bashed it without getting a headache and got a 7.

"Meh. Better than last time," he said to himself, not content or upset. He began walking and got a 10- coin hex like the others did. Then he began walking again and reached the fork.

"Go on," said Topa. "Take your time. No pressure."

Waluigi, without thinking, went on straight and hopped up the planter. Unfortunately, he ended up on top of the flytrap. It grinned and, like how it did to Wario, bean to 'chew' him up slowly. After a moment, the flytrap spat him out, since he tasted like a stick, making him lose 5 coins in the process.

"Eww, yuck!" it said bluntly.

"Haha! You taste so plain that even the plants say so!" said Wario. Waluigi gritted his teeth.

"WAIT! Those things can talk?!" Peach exclaimed.

"I don't know! Ask Happy Yoshi!" Yoshi exclaimed out of nowhere.

"Who's Happy Yoshi?" Topa asked politely.

"Birdo's friend who lives on Yoshi Island. She knows everything that is going on about us, which, to me, is REALLY weird," Yoshi explained.

"WHY DON'T YOU KNOW! YOU SHOULD! YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS STORY!" Peach screeched. Another wall suddenly broke.

"I'M NOT THE AUTHOR! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!"

"FORGET THIS! Let's just peanut this, 'K? And forget that it ever happened!" Topa suddenly blurted out.

"Sheesh! What is WITH people and the word 'peanut' nowadays?!" Wario asked loudly.

"I don't know! It just . . . It just happened OK?!" Topa sputtered at him. "It's a new trend! If you got nothing good to say, then put a sock in it, cause ain't no one got time for that! LET'S MOVE ON! Go ahead, Yoshi!"

"Yoshi!" Yoshi squealed as a dice block appeared over his head.

"Wait! I want to put my hex on that space!" said Yoshi, pointing at a nearby space.

Topa shrugged. "Go ahead. I shan't stop you."

He took it out and looked around. 'Where should I put it?' he asked himself. Then his eyes settled on a blue space only a few spaces away. He threw it out. "Go poke ball!" he jokingly said.

"Dude, we're not in a Pokémon game!" Wario exclaimed. "Even my mamoswine knows that!"

"Say what?!" Wiggler shrieked, waking up. "WE ARE IN A STORY YOU . . . AH, FORGET IT! THE THING IS, WE ARE NOT IN A SILLY GAME!" Another wall broke down. Then he fainted again.

"STOP BREAKING WALLS!" Toad exclaimed, breaking yet another fourth wall.

"WHY THE HEY CAN'T I BASH THE DICE BLOCK?!" Yoshi yelped. A dice block magically appeared above his head and he bashed it, getting himself a 1.

"WHAT?!" Yoshi shrieked.

Everyone began laughing.

"Serves you right!" Wario exclaimed. Even piranha plant started guffawing.

Yoshi moved regardless, and bought himself a double dice set. Then he landed in the space he placed his 10- hex. Since no one knew, Topa came over and said, "Wow! You landed in your own trap! 5 coins for you!" She gave him five coins generously.

"Really? Aww, thanks!" Yoshi gratefully chirped. Then he got 3 coins from the blue space.

Topa nodded and got the situation under control. "Enough! now it's time for a minigame! I'll give this roulette a little spin . . ."

A roulette suddenly appeared and began spinning. It landed on a blank space. The space curled back dramatically and showed itself.

"Annnddd . . . You're playing Tidal Fools!" Topa announced.

"Uhh . . . DUH, we can see that!" Wario rolled his eyes. "It's not like we're blind!" Annoyed, Topa shot a sticky web at him, causing him to shut up. She whistled and the four players vanished.

Tidal Fools

Rules: Grab as many coins as you can, but don't get hit by the waves. Red coins are worth five times as much as normal coins.

Controls: D-pad - move

Tips: You'll be stunned for a while if you're hit by a wave. Time your runs carefully to avoid the waves.

The four players found themselves at a beach, near the shore. The waves closed in, and they narrowly avoided them. Well, that is, except for Wario, who tried to drink it. He got stunned instead.

"I don't get it! How can waves make you get stunned?!" Wario exclaimed through his paralyzed state.

"Use Nintendo Logic!" Toad exclaimed cheerfully. Another wall nearby broke. (Poor wall!)

Wario got up and stumbled over to the little group, about to give Toad a good kick when-

START!

"HEY!" Wario shouted. The first set of waves. Everyone moved away, but Wario, who was WAY too late to do anything, got stunned. Then coins appeared.

"I CALL DIBS ON THOSE RED ONES!" Wario cried, trying to move, but since the water made him paralyzed, he couldn't. The other three grabbed as many coins as possible. Yoshi got all of them, since the other two weren't fast enough.

"HEY! I WASN'T READY!" Wario complained. THe effects of the sea water wore off, and he could move again.

After several awkward moments of listening to tropical music, the next set of waves came. Yoshi and Waluigi dodged them, but this time, Toad got caught as well.

"ACK!" Toad tried to move, but he couldn't.

Four coins appeared. Waluigi, despite his lanky legs, was too slow for Yoshi, who quickly scooped them all up.

"Hey!" Waluigi shouted. "WHY DOES THE AUTHOR HATE US SO MUCH?!" The wall broke once more. (GRRR!)

The two unfortunate players got over their paralyzed state. Quite laughingly, the waves came as soon as they got up, so they were paralyzed once again. Waluigi was also unfortunate, and got hit by the waves. Yoshi, who was able to dodge the waves with ease, grabbed the coins with a wide smirk.

Then they got up once again as the waves came. This time, everyone got caught in it, so no one got any coins. In the end, Yoshi got all the coins while no one got any.

FINISH!

"I'm the Superstar!" Yoshi cheered as the others sulked. Suddenly, they got back onto the board.

So that's the end of it! I've decided to do 2 turns per chapter since 5 turns is WAY too long.

How did you like me adding Pokémon in the story? I love Pokémon SO much, I decided to add them to my story! Topa is (so far) my only Pokémon OC. She just fits so well in Wiggler's Garden. I couldn't think of any other Pokémon (aside from Butterfree, which is rather lame if you ask me. I seriously prefer Vivillon) which could fit into the theme of the board. Topa being able to talk is a reference to Meowth from Team Rocket.

The Kool-Aid idea was a reference to Mario Party Deluxe: Underdogs Edition, Chapter 6 & 7. In Chapter 6, The Kool-Aid Man crashed through the hotel walls, and in Chapter 7, several contestants shouted, "OH NO!" Before Fly Guy shouted, "OH YEAH!". Everyone gave him blank stares. This was replaced by Wario shouting "GARLIC!", THEN got himself stares from everyone. I still included the Kool-Aid Man scene from Chapter 6 of the said story.

Also, the Bombette joke was also from Mario Party Deluxe: Underdogs Edition, Chapter 3. When Mario announced the minigame (Bombs Away), Bombette (from the audience) shouted, "Wait a minute ... DID SOMEONE SAY BOMBS?!" And randomly exploded. The "we're not blind" comment made by Wario was also inspired by this chapter, when Mario announced the minigame, Wendy said that they could see the screen, resulting into Mario swearing.

Did you think this was funny? Who is your favourite character in the story so far? Oh, and I added a reference to a story here SOMEWHERE! MCGoldYoshi, if you do not know the reference, I'd say I'm going to shoot myself. *face-palm* It's going to be EASY for you! Both of them are from the same story. :)

I will explain what being jinxed here is all about. I didn't steal the idea from Mario Total Drama Island. This idea was actually one of my friend's ideas. When you say the same thing at the same time, and someone calls 'jinx', you cannot speak until someone says your name. If you talk, someone has to say your name twice. If you talk again, thrice. And so on. I'm not an original person.

I'd also like to explain the 'something is passing by' comment made by Luigi. In my class, sometimes it gets REALLY quiet all of a sudden, and my Social Studies teacher once said that if a group suddenly becomes really quiet when they were really noisy before, a ghost is passing by. I put that joke right there, but I used a boo passing by. ^_^

DISCLAIMER! I do NOT own Mario and co., Wiggler, Piranha Plant OR Pokemon. All of it belongs to Nintendo. I don't Kool-Aid Man either. He belongs to Kool-Aid or whatever dimension he came from. I don't own Tarzan. He belongs to Disney. But I DO own Topa and this novelisation. And my brain, myself and this computer I am typing in. Right . . .

Hope you've enjoyed this so far! Also, do you think I should add a butterfree into this board? I'd like to hear your opinion about this!

Till the next chapter or so!

~Happy Yoshi