Tony Stark could not figure out what a wolf and a transparent-looking kid were doing in his house. Sure, he'd been dealing with some weird shit lately- -like the giant-ass puppy wolf that tried to use Rogers as a chew toy and the army of trolls that a man had given birth to, not to mention the smirking, green-eyed chaos-bearer- -but he'd been expecting Loki himself to be the one to materialize out of thin air.
Then Tony would just act casual, banter a bit, and beat up the fucker with his brand new Iron Man suit.
But these two didn't know how to banter, and that put him off a bit. They also scared him a little with their wide, unblinking stares and the weird I-just-appeared-out-of-fucking-nowhere part, and Oh-gods-was-that-the-kid's-intestines?
Just when he was about to crack and ask the see through kid why his insides were, you know, outside, the green clad thing that was the cause of all his troubles strolled in.
"Good morning, Mr. Stark," he said pleasantly. "I see you've met my children. Vali, Narfi, say hello."
"How many kids do you have, exactly?" Tony said, trying not to stare at the disemboweled kid's liver when it slid from the gaping hole in his stomach as he bowed.
"I am not sure myself." Loki mused. "Enough to fill up an entire army. Which I already have."
"Yeah, well, we have a Hulk." Tony said distractedly. The wolf was looking at him now, green eyes boring into his. There were bits of flesh stuck to its fangs, and the billionaire had the sickening feeling he knew where it came from. He glanced at the disemboweled kid, then back to the wolf. It licked its bloody chops, as if deciding that he was to be its next meal... "Not a chance, Fido."
"His name is Narfi," the sorcerer corrected.
"So, what?" Tony said, tearing his eyes away from the two disturbing...children. "You let your kids tear each other apart? Great parenting, mom. And I thought my dad was fucked up."
The next thing Tony knew, he was being bodily picked up and flung through a window.
With the wolf jumping after him, teeth bared.
I will update when it reaches 60 reviews... it doesn't have to be for this chapter only. I know it's a lot, guys, but as you can see by the long time since its update, I tend to forget about a story unless I set a certain deadline to update it.
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