Hey guys! I decided to stop being lazy and write something! /shot/ This is for TotalHetaliaWarrior. I'm not sure if it's what she had in mind, but I tried my best. ^^'

Song: He Is Not One Of Us

"Troublemaker."

"Just look at him sitting there!"

"Quiet! He'll hear you!"

Yeah, I can hear you. I may be awesome, but that doesn't mean I'm stupid. Well, not completely stupid. Uh oh, bruder's had enough of your unawesome talking. You tell 'em West! Yes! For once he's not yelling at me! Do you know how often that happens? Not very often, West is kind of unawesome like that. It's America's turn to speak now, I wonder what he's managed to come up with this time. England will probably end up yelling at him then get in a fight with France. I swear, that man has so much pent up sexual tension it's not even funny. No, I lied, it's hilarious.

"Remember when he-"

"Yeah! And that time with Austria?"

Oh please, that's ancient history. Back when I was younger (but still awesome). I can't believe sissy boy is still holding a grudge over that. If you can't defend your country you don't deserve to...never mind. Ah, I wish I could go back to the good old days, back when I was a knight! A conqueror! A country...

"Why is he even here?"

"I know, it's not like he has any say in what we do anymore."

I used to though. You remember. I was the one everyone was afraid of, me, Spain and France. And afterward during the World Wars with West. I definitely had a say then, didn't I? I can still see it you know, you're still afraid of me. Maybe you don't respect me anymore, but you fear me. You still acknowledge me, which is more than I can say for that weird kid in the sailor suit who bugs England all the time.

You still fear me, even if I'm not one of you anymore. That's good to know.

It's all I have at this point.

Poor Prussia! DX I'm actually glad I got to do this one because I need to practice writing in 1st person for Prussia because of...reasons...*shifty eyed*

Also, I need your help. Someone requested I use my OC Mexico and someone I ship her with. The problem is...I don't ship her with anyone. It's not that I don't want to ship her with anyone, I've just never thought about it. ^^' So I need suggestions, it doesn't have to be based on history, it can be because they look cute together or because they have similar personalities. If it is based on history though, please give me a summary or something I can use. Let's just put it this way, the more interesting/humorous your review is, the more likely I am to use your suggestion. XD (And please don't say America or Canada, my OC Mexico is their big sister so...yeah...) (And another thing, try to keep the trolling to a minimum. *looks at Jywy and Epic. F. Awesomesauce*)

Please review!