Hey guys, guess who was lazy this week? /shot/ This one shot is for Juniper Night who wanted some Mulan-based Ameripan.

Song: True To Your Heart

Hey dudes and dudettes! Amelia F. Jones here! But you guys probably know me better as the U.S. of Freaking A! You're probably also wondering why I'm tape recording all this stuff right now. Well, Iggy thought that this story I'm about to tell was so important or something that I should do something like this to make sure I don't forget it. Which is kind of stupid of him because I could never forget the way I–

First of all, my name is Arthur, not Iggy. And second of all, you are perfectly capable of forgetting this. You forgotten much more important things in the past.

Artie, you can't be interrupting me like this. I'll never be able to get through the whole story if you do. And there's no way I could forget this! It's the most important thing that's ever happened to me. EVER. I mean, it's about how me and–

ARTHUR! Not Iggy, not Artie, ARTHUR. And let me just say right now that you had better call me so in your storytelling. Do you hear me?! Arthur or England, that's it!

…Fine… old man.

Excuse me?!

On with the story!

Okay, so it all started in a World Conference meeting that I was hosting; which is kind of ironic because that's the most unromantic place ever. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Anyway, I'd just finished giving my speech and was arguing with Igg-, England because he totally shot down all my cool ideas. Seriously, it's so hard to please that guy! He didn't like my superhero idea and he said he'd never let Tony experiment with the weather to stop global warming. Tony is a freaking genius dudes, he could totally fix our weather! France was saying perverted stuff I didn't get and Russia was scaring everyone else while avoiding his crazy sister Belarus. I'm pretty sure Germany would have stepped up to stop all of it like he usually does if the door hadn't slammed open and Japan hadn't run in.

It was weird, I totally didn't notice he'd been missing and that was strange since Japan was a good friend of mine. Sure we had our ups and downs (the less said about Pearl Harbor and Hiroshima the better) but we could always count on one another. He would watch scary movies with me and I would take care of him whenever he was sick with the power of burgers! (Don't roll your eyes Arthur, it works!) We'd even gotten to the point where Japan called me Amelia-chan instead of America-san like he did fifty years. Believe me, that's a BIG improvement for him. But I'm getting off track, Japan comes running in, bows, and starts apologizing for being late and all that. Being the hero (don't give me that heroine crap, you're can be a hero not matter what your gender), I step up and say, "Don't worry about it dude!" Japan blushed a bit (he tends to do that a lot) and sat down in his seat.

England and France were still fighting about stupid stuff and Belarus had finally gotten Russia cornered when Germany finally stood up and started yelling at everyone to be quiet. I think that dude has some serious anger issues, but I don't really know. Japan might but we don't talk about WWII for obvious reasons. Germany got the meeting back into order and I had to spend two hours listening to speeches not nearly as awesome as mine. And I had to SIT STILL or Germany would glare at me!

Oh the horror.

Dude! You said you wouldn't interrupt, that is so no cool! But you're right, it was pretty terrible.

Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

Sarcasm? Is that some weird British word? Anyway, the meeting finally ended and I found Denmark and Prussia. Those guys are some pretty cool dudes, together we're called the Awesome Trio. Not even the BTT can match our awesomeness, we're just that awesome.

We're making plans to hang out for the rest of the day when Japan comes up to me. He looks kind of nervous and I also noticed that he looked under the weather. "Hey dude, is something wrong?" I ask.

Japan flinched a bit and shook his head quickly, "N-not rearry Ameria-chan. I was just wondering if you could help me with something."

"Of course I can Kiku! I'm the hero!" I shout.

Japan gets even more flustered and I notice that he looks really cute like that. Whoa! I think. Calm down there broseph, he's just a friend! I wasn't in denial, I just knew that's all Japan saw me as. As for what I thought of him…well…I wasn't sure.

"Werr then…perhaps you could terr me where I could find a good restaurant," Japan says. At first I was really confused because the World Conference center offers rooms and meals for visiting countries. Japan must've sensed the mood or something because he blushed even more. "You see…I'm going on…a date!" I think my jaw dropped all the way to the floor, I know Denny and Gil's did. I mean, this was Japan we were talking about! The guys who senses the mood and refrains from speaking! Or touching for that matter, the dude has a thing against hugs.

So me and my buds are standing there doing our best fish impressions while Japan's getting redder by the second. Did I mention he looks really cute when he blushes?

Yes, you have.

Well it's worth mentioning twice. Where was I?

Fish impressions.

"WHO IS IT?!"

Gah! America, you screamed right in my ear! Who was what?

That's the next part of the story dude! We all shouted "WHO IS IT?!" at the same time. Try to keep up old man. Japan jumped about a foot into the air and looked like some caught deer or something.

Finally, he whispered, "Berarus."

Aaaaaand our jaws hit the floor again. I mean, of all the countries in the world he could go on a date with, why would it be BELARUS?! I mean come on! We all know she's psycho, even Russia! Especially Russia, the poor guy. After I get over this I think, No way! There's no way I'm letting her near my Kiku! Then I realize what I just thought, Whoa, he's not mine gurl, if he wants to date…her…he can…I guess…

Ya know the saying, "speak of the devil"? Well, it's like Belarus has Superman ears or something because as soon as Japan says her name she walks up and clings to his arm like a leech. She glares at me and I think everyone close by could feel the tension in the air. Finally she pulls my Japan away from us and says, "Come, I don't care where we go, let's just find somewhere." And then she drags him out of the room, but not before casting a looooooong glance at Russia. I guess I was staring at the door for a few minutes cuz Denny and Gil finally drag me out of the room.

Since we haven't got a plan, we decide to just walk around for a bit. Denny and Gil were having a good time, but I was feeling down for some reason, which was pretty unheroic of me. I just couldn't get Japan out of my head. I mean, Japan and Belarus together just didn't compute! There was no way they were suited for each other. Japan was a quiet, kinda shy guy and Belarus was…Belarus!

How descriptive.

Fine, she's a loud, creepy, psychotic, incestuous stalker. Happy?

So you do know what sarcasm is.

I looked it up on my phone.

Of course you did.

Whatever Eyebrows. Belarus was NOT the right girl for Kiku! He deserved someone who enjoyed his culture, like me. Someone who somewhat respected his personal space, like me. Someone he could depend on, like me. Someone who actually LIKED HIM…like me? It hit me then, as we were walking through some mall, that I…I LIKED KIKU. No, more than like, I was totally head over heels in LOVE with him! I've always known I'd fall in love sometime, the hero always does, I guess I just didn't think it would be Japan. I stopped in my tracks as I realized this and Denny and Gil looked at me.

"What's wrong America?" Denny asked.

I sat down in a nearby bench. "Dudes…I think I'm in love…with Japan!" They looked at me for a minute then at each other. Then they did something unexpected.

They laughed.

A lot.

How rude is that?!

"Ksesesese! Ve vere vondering vhen you'd finally realize it!" Gil cackled.

"Yeah, it was so obvious!" Denny hooted.

I pouted and folded my arms. "Dudes, this isn't funny! I'm in love with him and he's on a date with the worst person for him!" My heart ached as a new thought entered my mind. "What if…Japan actually likes her though," I whispered. "What if…he loves her?" Denny and Gil looked at each other again and sat next to me, one on either side.

"Do you really think that Amelia?" Denny asked. "I mean, it's pretty obvious that he loves you too."

My head shot up, "WHAAA?!"

Gil cut in, "Ja, not as obvious as you of course, but he loves you. We can tell."

That statement made my heart feel like it was going to take off like one of my eagles. I was so happy I wanted to run around and tell the whole world! Is there anything better than being in love with someone and knowing that they love you back? I don't think so. I jumped up and started running towards the main doors to the mall. "Come on guys! Help me find them!" Now that I knew what my heart had been trying to tell me all along, there was no way I was going to let Kiku spend more time with Belarus without telling how I felt. Even if Denny and Gil were wrong (which I didn't think about since I didn't think I could bear it) I needed to tell him and set things straight.

"Amelia, wait!" Denny called. I whirled around and looked at them. At this point I wasn't really thinking- okay, I wasn't thinking at all-

How shocking! …What? Don't glare at me like that…Fine, I won't interrupt anymore.

Thank you. So I start shouting; and I didn't really care about who's listening to me at this point. I didn't care that people are stopping and staring at me because at this point my mind is so confused I can barely tell up from down. Love does that ya know?

"No! I will NOT wait! I love him you guys, I love Kiku! And I don't know for sure if he feels the same way, I wish he does, I hope he does. But even if he ends up not liking me and starts avoiding me, I gotta tell him. I gotta tell him what's in my heart, or I'll always regret it! Now if you guys don't want to help that's fine, but I'm gonna find him either way!"

Gil and Denny don't seem too impressed with this, in fact, they just point to something off to my right. Irritated, I turn to look and I almost pass out when I realize that Japan and Belarus are RIGHT. THERE. In the mall. And from the look on Japan' face, I know they've heard every word I've said.

Crap.

Belarus doesn't seem to impressed either, she actually looks bored. But Japan looks…really cute actually. He's blushing like crazy and his mouth is hanging open (I also noticed how kissable his lips were at that moment). I really, really wish I could be somewhere else though, like, under a rock. For fifty years. To be fair, I didn't really have a plan on how I was going to confess my love, but it certainly wasn't supposed to be like this. I think we stared at each other for more than a minute, our faces getting redder and redder, when Belarus must have lost her patience and said, "Oh go ahead, I only wanted to make big brother jealous anyway." She turned and walked towards the doors, muttering something about using China as bait or something like that.

"And then there were two," Denny chuckled.

I looked at the love of my life, unable to turn away but so afraid of how he would react. He made the first move, walking over until we were face to face. "Do you rearry feer that way, Ameria-chan?" he whispered, his breath tickling my throat. I nodded breathlessly, taking in every inch of his face with my eyes. I saw him frown slightly and I think my heart broke, I spun on my heels and ran as fast as I could away from there. I heard him and my buds call out to me but I didn't stop. I ran to the back exit and slammed the doors open and it wasn't until I tasted fresh air that I stopped and leaned against the wall.

I felt tears drip down my face but no one was in sight so I didn't try to wipe then away. I was making those gasping, throaty noises you make right before you burst out sobbing when something flashed in front of my eyes and I squealed in shock when I realized that Japan had done one of those weird ninja moves and was inches away from me. I pulled back and tried to run again but Japan grabbed my shoulders and pulled me in for a kiss.

Can I just say he's a fantastic kisser? Seriously, he-

Ahem!

I could hear Gil and Denny whistling in the background but I was totally focused on my love. When we finally separated, I pulled him in closer and whispered in his ear, "So, you do feel the same? About me, I mean?"

Japan rolled his eyes, "Of course, I'm sorry if you misunderstood. I was just so surprised that you loved me back." My heart fluttered with joy as we kissed again, a lighter, sweeter kiss followed by more passionate, heavier ones-

AHEM!

You really need to see a doctor about that cough Iggy.

I told you not to call me Iggy!

But the story's basically over. Me and Japan are a couple now!

Ameria-chan, Engrand-san, what are you doing?

Ah, hello Japan.

KIKUUUUUUU!

A-Ameria! Prease, we're in pubric!

Oh come on, it's just the old man!

I am not old!

Peace out dudes and dudettes! Stay awesome, AND AMERICAN!

And then they commenced to making out in front of England (who eventually left the room to call China and complain about youngsters these days). XD

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