I do not own Harry Potter or Rosario + Vampire, nor any references/characters that I may happen to use.

I had another crossover like this one, but I decided that this version I had in mind would be much less confusing for me to write. The first one I tried was one where Harry was the same age as Yukari, which really limited my ability, since Harry would not know much magic, and I just like harems. This version is where Harry has already defeated Voldieshorts, and is now the Man-Who-Conquered. There are several changes, but I will be going over that in this chapter.

Reviews Reviewed:

Opinr: Thanks, I felt that it needed that! Hahahaha

Arawn D. Draven: You are right, since the Racism is going to be a major factor in the development of the characters in this story. As for Antithesis, I am not really sure yet. Maybe once I think about it more, but thanks for the idea.

BlackFire-Forx: Thanks for the compliments.

Kaioo: Dude, can you not see it? Sirius is marrying the opposite of his family. A super-sexual, downright sexy, girl who could not possibly come from a 'noble' family. I love it!

Uzumaki-Son Naruto: Do you mean POV or Harry personally? POV wise, no, though I may have Harry go back to England for some reason or another.

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Starting Chapter

As Harry moved between students, shifting left and right to avoid the oncoming mob of green jackets, he thought of what must be happening back home, what his friends must be thinking right about now.

Harry had left letters with Winky, his house elf, in order to rest the obvious worries his friends would be having. He had instructed her to give the letters to everyone a week from when he had left, and to not allow anyone to know where he had gone.

Winky had become his house elf after the summer of fourth year. He had found her after she had been abandoned by her former employer and master, Crouch, and had given her the chance to become his own servant.

He had acquired her mostly because of his fear of the other house elves, especially that crazy one, Dobby. He did believe that Dobby must be a pretty good guy, and he would be forever grateful that he had warned him of what must be happening his fourth year, his methods did leave a lot to be desired.

Therefore, Winky's job was to help him when he needed it, but more importantly, to make sure that Dobby was not attempting to save his life.

Hermione was quick to try and demonize him because of the act, but he had mostly ignored her, especially since he in fact knew why the little beings did the things they did.

Looking up, Harry noticed that the hall was mostly empty, and that the bell for lunch had already rung. It was a rather slow day, being the first, but Harry now had a new conundrum to worry about.

He had no idea where he could find the teachers' lounge, or even the cafeteria.

"Harry-kun, what are you doing?" Kagome said, coming up alongside him. She fell in to step beside him and grabbed his arm, dragging him into a rather inconspicuous room.

"Wow, Kagome-Chan, if I knew how daring you were I would have prepared better." Harry said, before looking around to see all the teachers now staring at him. Harry groaned before turning to the bright red snake woman, cringing slightly at the obvious anger and embarrassment at the situation.

"Ummm… Well, my name is Potter Harry. It is very nice to meet you all." Harry said bowing and completely ignoring his earlier remarks.

The group reaction's sweatdrop freaked Harry the fuck out.

Lightly twisting his hand inward, so that he may draw his wand, Harry walked up to one of the teachers, looking straight at the drop of liquid.

"Meow!" The female teacher said, looking at the inquisitive linguist. Harry backed once he saw the stare of the cat girl, or Neko as they were called.

"Whatcha lookin' at?" The Neko teacher asked.

"Umm, did you notice the drop of water that appeared on your head just now?" Harry said, twitching at the bad grammar. It was one of his pet peeves, especially when a teacher uses bad grammar.

After asking the question, Harry noticed that every teacher was looking at him strangely, turning their head to the side. A question mark shaped bubble popped up above their heads.

Harry almost sweatdropped himself, before excusing himself and moving back over to the math teacher.

"Ara Ara, do I have to worry about a playboy teacher like you?" The math obsessed Lamia asked, amusement now etched onto her features.

Harry laughed slightly, rubbing the back of his head. He really did need to control his Ravenclaw attributes sometimes, as they could be extremely dangerous combined with his Gryff absentminded bravery.

"Sorry, it's just that Japan and even here is very new to me. At least compared to home, where it is kind of boring after you get over the initial surprises." Harry said, smiling lightly at the dark-haired teacher.

"I can see what you mean." Kagome said, lifting a bag of food, "Why don't we head down to the cafeteria, since you don't seem to have brought anything."

Harry smirked lightly, before gesturing with his arm, to which she took ahold of it.

"Lead the way, my mathematical guide." Harry said, laughing as the two went on their way.

"Mou, get out of here you big rat!" a voice called out behind them. Harry turned to see his Hedwig harassing the female teacher he had just investigated.

"Oi! Hedwig, leave the nice woman alone. I have some bacon for you if you come with me." Harry called out, gaining the attention of the two ladies. The Snowy Owl soared over to the wizard, landing lightly on his shoulder. The group of three now left towards the cafeteria, chatting as they went.

"Hey! Wait up!" a call from behind them came. Ririko and Harry turned, watching as the Neko teacher came up behind the two.

"Meow, why is your bird so mean?" The teacher said, glaring at the imperious Hedwig. The bird did not even turn towards her, its attention focused solely on the front of the hall, and the future bacon.

"I'm sorry about Hedwig, but sometimes she just does things and I don't even know why. It's hard for me to take that since she is supposed to be my familiar." Harry said, looking at the white feathered breast of his oldest friend.

"Hedwig is a woman, of course you will never understand her. You should have learned that so long ago." Kagome said, petting the back of his feathered companion, cooing softly at the intelligent bird.

Harry laughed, before shaking his head, and nudging it in the direction of the cafeteria as he looked at Tsukune's homeroom teacher. She seemed to get the message, as she came up beside the wizard.

In the cafeteria, the noise level made it impossible to differentiate who was talking if they were more than a few feet from you. The amount of monster students surprised Harry, who did not expect so many kids to be Yokai. Considering that they were all from the small general area around the academy, it was very surprising.

Making his way to the lunch line, Harry got a simple plate of noodle soup. Ms. Nekonome, the Neko teacher, got a plate of raw fish, excusing her diet as she was a cat person. Harry also remembered to grab a small plate of bacon for his familiar, who had taken to glaring at him for taking so long to fulfill his promise.

Harry looked over the area, seeing the two girls, Gabi and Yukari and briefly waving to them. Seeing a table in the back corner that was empty, the three teachers and one familiar sat down at the table, coincidently close to Tsukune, the human boy Harry had met on the bus.

Harry, Shizuka, and Kagome talked about their classes, as well as the students in them. Harry explained his relationship with the little Veela, as well as the witch's interest in him. Shizuka went on to talk about the appearance of the beautiful vampire, Ms. Akashiya as well as the weak looking student Mr. Aono.

Kagome did not have any really important or cool students, which made her pout adorably, at least in the wizard's eyes.

The three teachers watched as another student of Ms. Nekonome walked up to the vampire and her tasty companion, his swagger and attitude reminding Harry of his tenant Draco Malfoy. The scene that played out in front of the faculty would have been funny if the actions of the larger boy did not scream rapist.

After the vampire had taken her companion away from the area, Harry discreetly hit her with a tracking charm, tied into his subconscious. He had seen incidents like this one before, and while he trusted that strength of the vampire race, he did not want any possibility of rape happening.

Fighting was okay though.

"So, Shizuka-Chan, what do you teach here?" Harry asked, as the three finished their individual meals.

"Meow, I usually teach as a substitute as well as Homeroom. I also am the advisor of the Newspaper club, though that might not be for long…" the Neko said, her tail drooping at the end of her sentence.

"Why would that be?" Harry said, looking at the sad cat-teacher. He looked over to the Lamia, who had a rather bored face on, though the glimmer of interest was pretty clear to Harry.

"Mou, last year all my students quit, or they didn't even show up. Now I only have one student left." Shizuka lamented, tears cascading down her face, quite literally.

Harry ignored the breaks in reality, as he sat back, thinking about the new fact.

Newspapers were not his favorite thing in the world, especially from magicals. He had known since his second year that the publishers only put their own agenda in the paper, and that the truth was incredibly hard to find. Granted he only had the knowledge of two papers, the Prophet and the Quibbler, both of which had rather fanciful ideas, even if he was willing to believe Luna's paper over the other any day of the week. However, this was his new friend, and a cute cat girl to boot.

Should he try to help the failing club succeed or should he continue searching for a club?

"Hey, Shizuka-Chan, why don't I help out your club? I could join as your assistant." Harry said, surprising both the female teachers. The Neko teacher jumped out, latching onto the wizard, muttering 'thank yous' and 'hell yeahs' as she squeezed the linguist teacher

Kagome watched the proceedings with a light smile on her face, though there was a bare hint of a fang hanging down from her mouth. A small dark aura joined the teacher, forming a cobra waiting to strike.

After the three teachers cleaned their plates and gave them back to the lunch ladies, Harry started to whisper into his familiar's ear.

"Hedwig, I want you to watch over Akashiya-san and Aono-san. I don't trust that bastard student not to try anything. If they look to be in serious danger, send me the image." Harry said, before his Snowy Owl lifted off and flew out a nearby window.

"Hey, Harry-Sensei/Harry!" Two voices came out from behind him yelled. The teacher trio turned to see Harry's two students, Yukari and Gabi running up to them. They also watched as the rest of the school commented on them, or at least the male population.

"Woah, look at that beauty!"

"She looks like an angel!"

"I wonder if she would go out with me?"

"Look at that tight ass!"

Well, monster were perverts it seems, and at least it didn't seem like any comments were pointed toward the young witch, since that was territory Harry did not want to go to.

"Yes, girls? How has your day been going?" Harry asked, though he was ignored. The four females that surrounded him now seemed to be sizing one another up. The two female teachers won, when Kagome bounced on her feet slightly, making her bust do the same.

"Harry, why didn't you join us for lunch? Why are you here with these old ladies?" Gabi asked in her native tongue, while Yukari patted her chest, a small darkness hanging over her.

"And who might you be calling old, miss?" Kagome answered, scaring the Veela with her understanding of French. A now truly terrible dark aura seemed to surround her.

The little bird-angel cross 'eeped', before muttering an apology as she wheeled herself around so that Harry was between the two of them.

"Now Kagome-Chan, I don't think you need to be so scary to the students. And Gabi, don't be so mean to your teacher, we both know your better than that." Harry admonished the two, bopping the Veela on the head lightly.

Harry had to hold his head as the images of the burly student from earlier grabbing Aono-San appeared in his head, though the student did leave the human alone after a small amount of time.

Harry calmed the worried group of females who had surrounded him, explaining that a small migraine from all the excitement was the cause. None except perhaps Yukari believed him, but they let it go, watching him a little more carefully as they got to know one another.

Harry smiled softly as he listened to the small argument that was going on between his feminine companions, which was surprisingly not about anything overtly sexual. With all that Harry had seen so far, he thought that all Japanese women would follow manga scripts and start comparing the size and softness of their breasts.

Harry didn't know whether to be thankful that they were not doing that, or sad that the fanservice was not happening.

"So, Harry-Kun, when do you want to go on our Date?" Kagome asked, the word date stretched lightly in order to aggravate the other females around him.

Harry sighed, watching as Gabi started a rapid fire speech in French, crying out to her older crush. Yukari seemed to be twirling her magic wand, glaring at the older monster. Shizuka looked between the members of the group, trying to figure out what was wrong. Strong males always got many females in the cat world, like lions for example.

Shizuka considered herself a strong lioness, and therefore only a strong lion could be with her.

"Ummm, Kagome-Chan? I don't think that now is an exactly good time to discuss this, maybe we could talk about it later?" Harry asked, as his middle was being attacked by the small Veela lady. Her punches didn't hurt, but he didn't want to think about why it was happening.

Harry liked being oblivious, it made his life so much easier.

"Ara Ara, why would you need to cater to such young children? They couldn't possibly know about adult things lik-" Kagome was stopped by the sudden appearance of a yellow tub, which smashed down on her head.

A giggle by the little witch earned her a soft glare from Harry, before he was once again assaulted by images not from his own eyes.

Moka was now being attacked by the large student, who had transformed into a grey, ugly creature.

"Ummm, guys, I have to go do something rather suddenly. Why don't you four get to know each other better? I think you can become great friends." Harry finished with a comically bad wink and thumbs up, looking quite like a certain blond loudmouth for a second or two.

Harry then turned and ran down the hall, leaving the group of women wondering what he was up to, at least until Kagome made another comment on his butt, but Harry was too far gone to hear the rest of it.

Harry felt the tracking charm on the beautiful vampire, apparating a few feet from where she was. He appeared in a slight wooded area in time to watch as the aura of a true vampire appeared. As it died down, harry saw the change in the soft spoken student. Not only in appearance, but how she moved as well as talked.

Draco should be getting lessons from her, as she seemed every bit as noble as he wanted to be, as well as being colder than Daphne Greengrass, who got the nickname 'ice princess' in Hogwarts.

The now silver haired Vampire egged the monstrous student on, flipping her hair as she insulted the beast-creature. The student didn't seem to take kindly to that, as it charged the formers position.

Harry and Tsukune watched as the Orc was sent hurtling into the air, its monstrous size nothing to a Vampire's strength. Harry wouldn't be surprised if she could shatter steel with her kick.

A small bat moved over head, calling out the time it took the Vampire woman to defeat the monster.

The red-eyed Vampire then looked down to the human student, and Harry pulled out his wand in preparation to stop the murder of a student. He may not care for the rapist, but Tsukune was easy to tease. He reminded Harry of a younger version of himself when he interacted Sirius.

"You! In the trees! Why don't you come out right now, or I won't hurt you!" The Vampire called, looking in his direction.

"Oi! Oi! No need to be so cranky, Ms. Vampire. I'm coming." Harry jumped out of the trees, surprising the two students with his appearance.

"Ah! Potter-Sensei. What are you doing here?" Aono-san asked, jumping up and dusting himself off. His female companion watched Harry warily.

"I was just making sure that my two precious students did not get to seriously hurt. That would look bad on my report." Harry called out, though his kept his wand in his hand.

"So you watched the fight? Why did you not join in?" The empowered Moka asked, moving her legs slightly into a battle ready position.

"I got here when you got your hair dyed and found some eye contacts, so I decided that you didn't really need my help. If it's all the same to you two, I believe I must go make sure that my friends have not yet killed one another.

With a soft reply of goodbye from the human boy, and silence from the Vampire, Harry turned and walked slightly.

"Capu-Chuuuu!"

Harry apparated out of the area.

Ending Chapter.

Sorry for taking so long, but I have had college to worry about, and my grandfather's not doing too well. Here is chapter three of WoY, hopefully to be accompanied sometime this week by a few more chapters from my other stories.

I am thinking of having Harry and Gabi replace Tsukune and Moka to Yukari, becoming her fantasy threesome, so why don't you guys give me your opinions. In terms of beauty in the school, at least for the students, it would go:

Moka

Gabi

Kurumu

Mizore

Yukari is cute but only perverts would actively call her a beauty of the school. There are probably a few others but I am not sure. Next up would be the succubus and the club fair.

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