I do not own Harry Potter or Rosario + Vampire, nor any references/characters that I may happen to use.

I had another crossover like this one, but I decided that this version I had in mind would be much less confusing for me to write. The first one I tried was one where Harry was the same age as Yukari, which really limited my ability, since Harry would not know much magic, and I just like harems. This version is where Harry has already defeated Voldieshorts, and is now the Man-Who-Conquered.

"Hubba Baloo" Normal Speaking

"Hubba Baloo" Thought Speaking

"Hubba Baloo" Demonic/Emotional Speaking

"'Hubba Baloo"' Parseltongue Speaking

Starting Chapter

"Well, Mr. Potter, how about that date?" Ririko asked, leaning up against the linguist wizard's desk.

"Umm, how about I take you out during the Club Fair? I'm going to be a little busy helping Shizuka prepare for it before then." Harry said, looking to the buxom S&M teacher. Not that he knew that tidbit.

Yet.

When Harry thought that the Newspaper Club was something he could do until he had enough years behind the desk to start his own club, Harry didn't realize how truthful the cat-girl's statement was.

The club itself had a good base, and Ms. Nekonome was definitely a very active teacher, helping out whenever she could, but the club almost never kept any members. Last year, all but one student dropped the club or mysteriously disappeared.

According to Mikogami, the illustrious headmaster, this was nothing to worry about, but that didn't mean that Harry would let it happen again. Other teachers may not be for interference, but having learned how painful it could be in school to not have allies in the faculty had made the linguist wary of following the old dark lord's advice.

Classes were also going quite well, especially for his two favorite students. Of course, Harry attempted to keep from showing any favoritism, but he always had a minute for Yukari's magical devices or a small conversation in French with Gabi.

Of course, his other students were also doing well. Menma, a young kappa boy had ended up becoming the class president. He was a pretty good guy, though quite perverted. One of his first rules he tried to implement was a Panty-less Friday. It didn't pass, mostly because of the more powerful, female minority. The only reason he was still in power was because overall he was fair and just, and all of the boys in the class liked him.

Harry ran a hand through his hair as he slid the next paper in front of himself, looking for incorrect answers on the pop quiz. Looking over to the window, which showed a lovely day, with a bright sun and more purplish skies than the usual red, Harry felt the need to get outside. He may have been a Ravenclaw, but looking over a class' tests, most of which made Harry a little ill was not how he wanted to spend the evening. Besides, with a little help from a Correction-Quill, these tests could be done by the next morning. He just needed to sneak the papers home so that no one would notice the little cheat he was going to use.

Quietly placing his papers away, sliding the uncorrected quizzes into the leather suitcase, Harry nodded his goodbyes to his friends and coworkers before exiting the lounge.

Harry was quite surprised by the mob of students only a few feet from the lounge. Recognizing it from his own school as a standoff, Harry pushed his way to the front, to see that his two young friends, Moka and Tsukune, had once again gotten into a fight, though Tsukune actually looked quite confused and dazed. Even Gabi and Yukari were there, standing slightly behind the two almost lovers.

This time however, they had been confronted by a blue-haired young lady. She was quite the beauty as well, probably right up there with Gabi and Moka herself. Following that line of thought, and the way she glared at the pink Vampire, it was pretty obvious that she was jealous of the bloodsucker. Probably Gabi as well.

As the male groupies started to come out of their Veela/Succubus/Vampire daze, they immediately noticed the teacher. While most would have never feared him, his slight build and overall less than impressive stature creating no fear, Harry brought out the latent power of his three most secret and dangerous weapons, the Hallows. Using an aura created by their natural combination, the air chilled and the feeling of death crept up on the students.

That, with the bright emerald eyes caused most students to take their chances, jumping out of the way and over one another in an effort to escape the man's frightening power.

"Now that that is settled, may I ask what is going on here?" Harry asked, ending the aura.

After shaking herself of the after-effects of his death aura, Kurumu decided it would be smart to try to seduce the teacher. Tracing a hand along the collar of the older man, the only response she got was a rather large growl from the main two students of said man.

Harry himself, felt almost no excitement from the young woman. It was not a matter of sexuality, but a matter of the Hallows. Using them left him 'without life' for about seven times the amount of time he used them. 'Without life' meaning that he was basically an asexual sociopath, unable to connect with people physically or mentally. Thankfully he was still able to control himself around people when under the influence of the Damned items, but that did not lessen their effects.

"I would thank you if you would not attempt that again." Harry said, his emeralds eyes, formerly like crystals, melting as the influence of the Hallows faded. Anymore, and he would be susceptible to the beautiful girl.

While most of the time Harry would not have minded a bit of flirting, Harry couldn't help but feel that this young lady would be the death of him someday. It was indescribable, but it was there. Like her very existence would be both speed up his heart with happiness, while at the same time causing him so much unneeded stress his heart would explode.

Shocked by his immunity, she could only watch as Harry asked about what had happened.

"Well, this girl walked right up to us and started to rant. She wanted to turn the school into her own personal harem. She even revealed her true nature." Gabi said, though 'girl' was replaced by a rather offensive word from the French language.

"Succubus salope!" The Veela spat out.

"What did you call me!? Veela!" The blue haired girl screamed.

Oh yeah, the Veela and Succubus races were not on the best of terms. And that was when they were on their best behaviors. Something about the other caused them to freak out and go into a frenzy, no matter how composed they were usually.

Quickly jumping in between the two races, Harry was just quick enough to place a hand on each of them, on their heads thankfully, and was strong enough to keep them apart.

Unfortunately, explaining the burnt left side and cut up right side of his chest to the nurse would be rather uncomfortable. Perhaps he could attempt an episkey, despite his low skill in healing spells. It wasn't his fault exactly, but the Hallows, once again stood in the way of healing and life giving spells. Except with spells, it left him with a permanent change to his core.

"Now stop it you two. I will not have such violence now. If you want to tear each other apart do it later." Harry stated, looking between the two sexual creatures. That is before Yukari and Gabi grabbed his arms and began a rather obvious attempt to leave by asking about some easy English questions.

As Harry and his two students walked away, he could have sworn he had seen the rosary around Moka's neck flash at him appreciatively. How that was possible, Harry didn't even want to think about it.

"So how are the two of you doing in class?" Harry asked, patting Yukari's head softly.

"Well, Potter-Sensei, I am having a little bit of trouble with pronouns. English is so strange." Yukari said, looking up to the male teacher, eyes wide and overly sad.

"Well, yeah I can understand that. Compared to most languages, English is like it's on acid." Harry said, chuckling slightly, before wincing at the pain in his sides.

"Excuse me, I think I'm going to pop into the nurse's office for a few moments." He said.

Turning around swiftly, Harry only barely missed the apologetic and despaired look on Gabi's face.

Reaching the nurse was actually quite a struggle, and not just because of the pain. It seems that his own aura had been talked about quite a bit since he had used it on the male groupies. Now, everyone and their mother knew about the 'Death-Sensei'.

While it did open up the hallways as he walked past, the stares of the students reminded him of his own schooling. It was actually quite uncomfortable, no matter how used to it he might have been.

Walking up to the door of the infirmary, Harry was surprised to not only find the nurse out and the door open, but that there was a large hole in the wall, and Moka's released energy was leaking into the air.

Ignoring his injuries for a moment, Harry took out his Firebolt, and unshrunk it. Leaping onto it and out into the open air, Harry was able to come upon Moka and Tsukune, who was currently preventing the angry Vampire from killing the foolish Succubus.

"Have you taken to following us around now, Potter-Sensei?" The silver-haired Moka asked, huffing slightly at the sheepish look on the linguist's face. Swinging one leg over the broom, Harry sat on his ride like it was a bench, looking between the three of them.

"Well, can any of you tell me what happened here?" He asked.

Tsukune was the one to answer him, putting both Moka and Kurumu in the best light possible for the situation. Moka had none of that, and gave the bluntest and truthful series of events Harry had ever heard from a student.

Sighing, Harry wondered if he should just walk away, since this now seemed to be in hand. Looking at the three of them, Harry simply stated to be more conscious of their actions next time.

"I would advise you not to think I am your student, Potter. Do not think to treat me as such." The Vampire stated.

Looking to the silver-haired goddess of a female, and her blood red aura, Harry erupted in his own black aura, death itself leaking from his very pores.

Immediately, both Kurumu and Tsukune went down, being knocked out like a light. Moka only lasted a small amount of time more than them, giving him a strangely aroused look before her own eyes rolled into the back of her own head.

Floating the three of them up, Harry carried them back to the nurse's office, using reparo on the wall and door and setting the three of them down onto beds. Taking out a roll of bandages, Harry wrapped himself up and was about to leave. At least until he saw the glint of silver in Tsukune's hand.

Taking out the rosary, Harry took out his wand, the one he had received from Ollivander after the destruction of his original wand. Not the elder one.

The rosary was a thing of genius, but at the same time, Harry became extremely worried as he looked over the suppression device.

It was a horucrux.

Except, it wasn't. If it could be described as anything, it would be a light horucrux. Someone had turned their own soul into a way to keep Moka safe, and judging from the similar appearance of the two figures, Harry would guess that it was the second dark lord, Akasha.

This horucrux was created as a way to protect someone with their life, and worked around that effect. Akasha's soul would give itself for the real Moka. It was actually quite poetic, in a sense.

Anyway, separating the two would be pretty easy for Harry if he truly wanted to. While giving life to something, or even just healing it would normally be impossible for him, this would not be. Precisely because Moka and her mother were Vampires and therefore, they were unlife creatures, commonly known as undead creatures. Whether they had born as such was unimportant, their immortality was from the fact that were never truly alive in the first place.

However, for whatever reason, Akasha gave her life for her daughter, and until it became much more appropriate for him to ask about it, Harry would continue life like one of his students wasn't older than him by a few centuries.

Though he definitely wasn't above asking Mikogami 'Koji kurac'.

The next morning was the beginning of the day of the club fair, and Harry's first date with the beautiful Lamia, Ririko Kagome.

"Good morning Hedwig." Harry said, rubbing his eyes as he watched the familiar look over to the window sill, annoyance so blatantly on her face Ron could have read it.

Picking up his glasses, Harry too looked over to the window, and saw that there was another bird, a common mail owl. Specifically, the one owned by Hermione.

Groaning, Harry got up and moved, stumbling more like, to the window sill. Dropping a few owl treats in front his present to his female friend, Harry snatched the letter.

It was quite dirty, since the bird had probably traveled more than half the world in search of him, and was probably almost dead on its wings.

The linguist read…

Harry!

Where have you gone! The Weasleys and I have been so worried about you. Especially Ginny, do you know she hasn't been able to sleep since you disappeared. This is getting out of hand, I know you have to mourn. We all do, but why must you just up and leave on us. It was not the responsible thing to do, leaving your family behind, blind to your actions.

Now that that is out of the way, I must tell you that I have begun petitioning for the rights of Werewolves, and I need you. Having Remus and you working alongside of each other, teaching together at DADA class in Hogwarts would really put my agenda forward. McGonagall even said that you could help with teaching the practicals. We should probably leave the theory to Professor Remus, but that can be worked out between the Headmistress and him.

So march yourself back to us and we can get on with our lives.

Hermione Granger (soon to be Weasley)

Well, that went about as well as expected. Harry was actually surprised by the restrained way she had demanded he drop his life to suit the group who had, even before the war, mooched off him.

Again, Harry really didn't have anything against helping Hermione, but she did cross one of his personal lines. She tried to bring in Lupin, acted like he should be happy to interact with the coward.

Harry really had to wonder where Lupin would have gone if not for Dumbledore's goodwill. It was obvious he didn't try to keep a job, in both the muggle world and the magical one. He also was almost never invited to any meetings among Werewolves, his cowardice a symbol of weakness to the pack creatures. No female Were would touch the Omega.

The fact that he almost tried to seduce the way-to-young Nymphadora Tonks was also a point against the man. Tonks, as she preferred to be called, had risen to Senior Auror since the war, and was currently the only senior officer who didn't have a scar. That was most likely because of her powers though.

Crumpling the letter, Harry gave a mental command to scare the poor owl off, though to keep from harming it.

His mind was on other things, essentially his date with the sexy snake.

Ending Chapter

Whoo-hoo! Done!

That was pretty fun. I really enjoyed this chapter and can't wait to get the next up. How does everyone like this chapter? Love it, hate it? Send me your thoughts. Preferably in the form of reviews.

I have decided, by overwhelming feedback, to make Yukari a Harry-girl. I have also decided to open up a small unofficial poll. Harry will be able to separate the two Mokas, and give them both separate unlifes. One of which may become part of Harry's harem, but only one. So which should it be, sexy silver, or pretty pink? Send me your votes via reviews and let's see who gets the awesome wizard, and who gets the other guy, *Cough* Tsukune *Cough*.

So, here is the official Harem so far:

Kagome

Gabi

Shizuka

Ageha

Yukari (in name only)

Ruby

Possible others include, one of the Mokas, Luna, and one other, by your choice.

Salope means slut in French

Koji kurac is what the fuck Bosnian

If that's all…

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