Since you all seemed to like the idea, here's the second part I suggested!


Gilbert looked up at the moon high above him then glowered at the jungle of reeds surrounding a nearby pond. Roderich stood nearby eating placidly and ignoring the dragon's uneasiness. Gilbert continued pacing up and down the bank edge while complaining, "Zhis isn't a good idea Lilli, vhat if somebody sees you?"

Lilli, who was undressing and hanging her clothes on a nearby tree, replied calmly, "Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one, right?"

"So a couple of guys don't rinse out zheir socks! Picky, picky, picky," Gilbert mocked. He shrank a bit as Lilli glared at him, "V-vhat?"

The girl sighed, "This is the only time I'm going to get a good bath, Gilbert! I can't bathe in front of the others and it's late enough that no one would come here to swim." With that said she jumped into the pond, resurfacing a second later and sighing as the dirt and grime was rinsed away.

Gilbert tsked as she started washing her hair, "Alright, get on out of zhere before you get all pruny und gross!"

Lilli turned her back on him, "If you're so worried, go stand watch."

Gilbert snorted and walked over to a rock where Matthew was resting. In a high pitched voice he mocked, "Yeah, yeah. 'Go stand vatch, Gilbert, vhile I blow our secret vith my stupid girly habits'." He rolled his eyes and muttered, "You don't need hygiene if you're awesome." A loud yell from the direction of the camp made Matthew spin around and he squeaked in alarm. Gilbert looked up just in time to see three men run by him, stripping along the way and heading for the water. Some underwear even landed in his horns. "Gah! Ve're doomed! Zhere are a couple of zhings I know zhey're bound to notice!" he whispered as they jumped in the pond towards Lilli. Thinking quickly he ran into the lake and began swimming towards the three men...

Lilli gasped when she heard them jump in the lake. What were they doing?! It was the middle of the night. She scrambled behind a rock jutting out of the pond and hoped they wouldn't notice her. Splashing noises and laughter were all she could hear for a while until a familiar voice called, "Oi, Lieven!" She held back a groan as she saw Arthur wave to her.

"O-oh! Hi guys, I didn't know you were here!" Arthur looked back at his companions in confusion. Now that they were closer Lilli could see that the others were Alfred and that Russian man. "I was just washing, I'm clean now so I'm gonna go. Bye bye!" she dipped down until only her head was visible and waded towards the reeds but Arthur swam over and held out his hand.

"Wait, stay a moment. I want you to meet some of my friends and since one of them might have made an unfavorable first impression-" He glanced back at Alfred. "-perhaps we could start over?" He turned to his friends, "This is Lieven Zwingli, from Switzerland." Actually I was born in Liechtenstein, Lilli thought.

The Russian giant smiled and held out his hand, "I'm Ivan Braginski." Lilli shook his hand and shivered at how powerful his grip was,

"Hi Ivan, it's nice to- ah!" she covered her innocent virgin eyes because Alfred had climbed up the rock and was standing there in all his glory!

The young American stood there with his hands on his hips while Lilli looked away, Arthur scoffed in contempt and Ivan looked on as if it was a normal occurrence (it was but Lilli didn't know that since Alfred's tent was far away from hers). "And I'm Alfred F. Jones, president of the rock! And there's nothing you pussies can do about it," The challenge in his tone made Arthur grin wickedly.

"Is that so? I bet Lieven and I can take you!"

Aaaand it's time to go. Lilli backed away, "If it's all the same to you, I really don't want to take him anywhere."

Arthur looked at her incredulously and Alfred smirked. "But Lieven, we have to fight!" Arthur half yelled.

Lilli held up a hand, "No, we don't." Arthur smiled knowingly, obviously Lieven was afraid. It was only natural of course, he was very young after all. He crept towards him as Lieven kept talking, "We could all just close our eyes and... and swim around!" Lilli squeaked as Arthur grabbed her arm and tried to pull her out of the water.

"Come on! Don't be such a- OUCH!" Everyone heard a chomping sound and saw Arthur grab at his backside. "Something bit me!" he shouted.

Gilbert popped up between Arthur and Lilli, spitting and gagging. "Yeech! Vhat a nasty flavor!" he complained.

"SNAKE!" Arthur screamed, scrambling away from the dragon. He and Ivan quickly climbed up on the rock with Alfred with them all shouting and yelling in panic.

Lilli took advantage of the situation and whistled. Roderich looked up, saw her predicament and quickly ran into the pond. Lilli used him as a shield while she left the water and hurried to put her clothes back on. Gilbert - he'd snagged a ride back to land on Roderich's tail - was still spitting when he heard Arthur say to Alfred, "Some president of the rock." Alfred's only reply was to push him back into the water.

"Boy that was close!" Lilli whispered, slipping on her shoes.

Gilbert somehow managed to produce a toothbrush and some toothpaste out of thin air and was scrubbing out his mouth. "No, zhat vas vile! You owe me big time! Zhat unawesome Brit tasted like scones!"

A sigh was the only reply he got for a while. Lilli grabbed a towel and dried her short hair for a bit before vowing, "I am NEVER going to see a naked man again." As soon as she finished saying this twenty or so other men ran past her towards the pond and yes, they were all naked. Roderich shook his head and snorted in what sounded like disgust while Lilli stood frozen in shock.

Gilbert let out a harsh laugh, "Don't look at me, I'm not biting anymore butts."


XD I feel so sorry for Lilli. Eesh, this scene is so awkwardly hilarious in the movie. I hardly did it justice with this stupid drabble. So go watch the movie! It's fantabulous!