Has anyone heard of the Merlin movie? You know, the one they're planning to make after the show? Eeep right? And there MAY be a sixth season...if you want the proof chikas, I've got it! You all knew though didn't you? Okay whatever...

Guys, I'm loosing hope for a reveal this season :( Damn it all! I'd still love the show! I'd still watch it! They don't have to wait till the end of everything!

To my two anonymous reviewers:

Nats: Um, thank you SO much for that site! As mentioned above, I'm totally taken with the idea of a movie. Holy crap, two hours of Merlin? Amaaaazing!

Magical Moo: Yes I do believe Merlin should have an angry moment. Especially this season...all those moments...ah well, maybe we'll see one eventually.

Thank you both for your reviews!

Okay...This is a short one that I wrote a while ago when I was in a mood.

WARNINGS: none, none at all ;)

Merlin's Big Mouth

Merlin burst through the King's chambers, out of breath because he knew he was at least ten minutes late. Arthur was sitting at his desk, going through papers. He looked up at his errant manservant who was actually, fourty minutes late. Merlin grimaced as Arthur's eyes swept over Merlin's face, before they inevitably stopped on his head and lingered there for a few minutes.

Arthur lips pursed slightly, but other than that he kept a rather strait face.

Merlin had a rather abashed expression, his eyes downcast in embarrassment.

Ordinarily, the King would have laughed because really, it was too funny. Today however Arthur was really busy and rather moody, because it was that time of the month for him…his council meeting was today. Arthur had expected his breakfast, and his clothes laid out for him, but of course, Merlin was otherwise occupied.

So Arthur took a minute, debating how he was going to…

"Merlin. Why is your hair blue?" He finally asked.

Merlin fumbled a little, lifting his hand to twist one of the radiant blue locks around his finger, feigning a position of innocence.

"Uh, um…you see, it was Gaius who-"

But Arthur stopped him, getting up from the table and walking towards his screen to change.

"No you know what, I don't want to know. Just see that it's fixed. You look ridiculous."

Merlin should've left it at that but, well…

"Ha, not nearly as bad as donkey ears though right?"

Silence.

Arthur stopped and turned around slowly, his eyes dangerous.

"Oh come on, your not still sore about that are you? The goblin messed with everyone, not…just…you-"

"Merlin." Arthur spoke through gritted teeth.

"Uh, shut up?"

"No. Run."

Upon seeing absolutely no hint that Arthur was joking, Merlin squeaked and leaped for the door. He turned his head to see that Arthur had started to relax, obviously not intending to go through with his threat, and Merlin couldn't resist.

"I guess even the goblin knew you were an ass."

After a while when Merlin was mucking out the stables with a sore arm, he resolved that Gaius was right, he really did talk too much.

Haaaaannnnd you guys thought when I said I was in a mood I meant in a bad one. Psych! I was totally trying to be all funny. Let me know if it made you laugh too. Reviews make me very happy.