"Damn it! You can't do this!"

"I don't see any reason why I shouldn't" Came the snooty English accent

"It's indecent!"

"MSF is an army with a nation, people not separated by race, nationality, age, I don't see why gender and image is an issue"

"Because it's indecent! I just told you!"Snake yelled

"Such dribble"

Snake rubbed his bandana covered forehead as he futilely tried to get through to her Dr. Strangelove, the most recent member of MSF

Who he had found that morning

On the Deck

Sunbathing

Nude

"Just cover yourself up before anyone see's you" Snake grumbled

"I don't see why I should" She droned, dipping her sunglasses, the closest thing she had to clothing at the moment "I have no qualms about my body, and besides, you've already seen me, haven't you?"

"Just...shut up" Snake grumbled as he tried his best to avert his eyes "What if Chico or Paz see's you?"

"They're growing children, maybe it'll teach them not to be ashamed of their bodies"

"For gods sake!"

"Oh relax! I'm not going to let them join me or anything...well...not Chico anyway"

"Leave Paz alone! She's a teenager for god sake!" Snake shouted at her, unknowingly gandering at her figure

"What a hypocrite" She sighed as she noticed his one good eye taking in every detail "Do you like what you see?"

"No!" He said as he moved his gaze

"It's fine if you want to watch" She smirked, putting her sunglasses back into place and lying back in her lounge chair "Just no touching"

"I don't want to watch you! I'm not some voyeur...or Kaz" He growled, unwillingly getting entranced by the woman's body yet again

"Suit yourself" she sighed as she put her arms behind her head

"Just go put some clothes on" He grumbled once again "A bikini...your underwear...just...something"

"Is my body truly that repulsive?" She questioned "Why should I hide what I was given?"

"What are you even doing anyway? It's still dusk! It's freezing!" He cried as he pointed to the orange sky

"The sun will rise soon" She sighed "Besides, the cool wind against one's naked body is a...pleasurable experience, perhaps you should try it...far way from me though"

"Not interested" Snake grumbled

"What is your deal, can't you just let a woman enjoy a little sun?" Strangelove sighed as she propped herself up on her elbows "Why are you so concerned? You said it yourself, it's dusk, no one is even awake to see me...what are you doing up for that matter? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you woke up this early, HOPING to stumble onto a situation like this"

"I always wake up this early! I just decided to take a walk today and see this sunrise and instead I find...this!"

"Well then it must be fate, I never get up this early but since I couldn't sleep well, I figured I'd try something new" Strangelove smirked "But it seems my enjoyment has been ruined before it could even start"

"What if Huey or Kaz see you? You want that?"

"The fool can gaze all day, it does not bother me" She sighed "And the good doctor will probably thrive at the chance to see me like this"

"Huey will have a freaking heart attack!" Snake roared, AGAIN unwillingly appreciating her nude figure "I'll drag you back to your room if I have to!"

"Ah yes, I'm sure your precious armada will respect you even more after seeing you dragging an unwilling, naked woman back to an empty room"

"Just. get. dressed"

...

With one final sigh, she rose from the lounge chair

"Fine" she shrugged "If it's that important to you, I'll put on a bikini"

"Thank you" He mumbled as he watched nude woman began to retreat

"And one more thing" She said as she turned her head back to him "No looking at my arse as I leave"

Snake clearly violated that deal as he never took his eye off the petite behind until it was out of sight

"Huey would actually have a freaking heart attack" he sighed as he decided he wouldn't tell a soul what happened

The next day, Snake had decided to make his pre-dawn walk a tradition

Wandering around the deck until he reached the spot where he had the incident with Strangelove yesterday

Where he stumbled upon the exact same situation

"What did I tell you!" He roared at her

"What?" She shrugged as she lifted a leg into the air "I'm not naked, look, I'm wearing boots"