"Emmm...Snake?"
"What's up Chico?" Snake asked his young comrade
"Can I ask you about something?"
"Sure, is it about Paz again?" He asked, wondering if he had come to him for a advice on his crush
"Actually...it's about Amanda"
"Amanda?" Snake repeated, surprised
"I...I...It's...a bit weird but..."
"Come on, spit it out" Snake comforted the boy "You can talk to me"
"I...caught her doing something...strange"
And as if by some pervy magic, Miller appeared in the room
"What do you mean by strange, Chico?" The blond man asked
"Kaz? When did you get-"
"We got into a fight, she walked off but I followed her to her room, I was going to yell at her some more but she locked the door..."
"Go on..." Kaz pushed, much to growing worry of Snake
"I looked into the keyhole and saw her reach into her drawer...she pulled out this big purple thing"
Miller let out a mental "Jackpot!" in his head while Snake's reaction grew to one of worry
"And then she started changing her clothes!" Chico cried "And then I-"
"And then what?!" Kaz cried as he grabbed the boys shoulder "You recorded it? Even an audio recording is fine! Attaboy Chico!"
"Kaz!" Snake yelled as he threw him off the boy
"Wha-What? No!" Chico exclaimed as he waved his hand "I ran off!"
"You Wha-AWW DAMN IT KID, YOU BLEW IT!"
"KAZ!" Snake roared "It's his sister for gods sake! Of course he's not going to watch!"
"W-What are you talking about?" Chico asked "You knew what Amanda was up to?"
"Well..." Snake began
"Yes we do Chico!" Kaz gleefully exclaimed "It's a beautiful thing called Masturb-"
"KAZ!" Snake roared as he grabbed Miller by the collar
"Mass-terb? What is that?" Chico asked
"No, Chico, Masturbat-"
"I swear to god, Kaz!"
"What is it? What was she doing?" Chico asked innocently "Tell me...please"
"Well Chico-" Kaz began "I will throw you into the ocean!" Snake growled
"Snake...tell me...please" Chico seemed to plead
"Yeah, Snake. Tell him" Kaz grinned
"You shut up..." Snake grumbled as he released him and turned to Chico "You sure you want to know...?"
"Yes...tell me" Chico nodded
"Well..." Snake began as he knelt down to Chico's level "When a woman...feels lonely...she-
"AHHHHHH!" Chico screamed as he ran out the hall
Dashing right passed Amanda
"Do I want to know?" She sighed
...
"What's with the silent act?" She scoffed
"He...umm..." Snake began
"He what?" Amanda asked as she crossed her arms
"~He saw you~" Kaz sang
"Kaz..." Snake grumbled for what seemed the fiftieth time
"Saw me what?" She raised an eyebrow
"He...saw you...doing...'that'..." Snake slowly told her
"Are you going to tell me what...'that' is?" She asked, adding finger quotes
"After you two fought, he followed you back. You locked the door, he looked through the keyhole and he saw you...pull that thing out of your drawer"
"What thing?"
"~The BIG purple thing!~" Kaz sung once again
"My dumbbell?"
...
"Hmm?" Kaz inquired
"My dumbbell, it's large and purple" She shrugged
"He...also said you were starting to change?"
"Into my workout clothes, have you looked at me?" Amanda noted as she pointed out she was wearing a different attire than usual
"Ohh..."
"Uh oh" Snake gulped
"What?" Amanda shrugged once again "What did you tell him I was doing?"
...
"You're going to laugh at this" Kaz nervously chuckled "We told him you-"
Approximately nine seconds later, several chairs and tables were launched at the two fleeing men