Okay an update. Here you go guys. Enjoy.
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Entry 2
Soooo...yeah I'm back! It's not like I was planning on coming back...just thought I'd continue...this thing. Soooo where was I? Oh right! FINALLY dragged Rock out of his room, not to the flag though, I'm still broke. Dutch won't lend me any cash either, and apparently Bao has put up a sign that goes 'No Two Hand allowed'...just gotta wait three more days before I get back on land...then he's in for some real pain. Real Two Hand style. Asshole!
And yeah, that's why Rock finally emerged from his corner of woe; we had a job...something involving Rowan... I tried to get Dutch to tell me what but nobody tells me anything! It's not like I'm a baby for fucks sake! I've actually worked at that shitty place!
Something nice did happen though...we got into one of our usual fights again earlier today. Which wasn't so surprising really, I mean its about time Dutch and Rock acknowledge that when the words 'a simple delivery' and 'nothing could possibly go wrong' are in the same sentence as 'the lagoon crew' something is bound to go wrong. So here I was shooting down these really idiotic guys who were dressed like literal pirates...yeah complete with swords... I was really annoyed, none of 'em shot back! The assholes had literal cutlasses! Who uses swords in this age? What a bunch of fucktards...and then there was this gorgeous sight! One of them actually pulled out a RPG launcher from somewhere...I cackled in delight for a full minute before blowing his brains out.
So now we are headed back and hopefully we'd get back soon...'cause I'm totally outta smokes. And I don't really know why but everything in my bunk smells like fish. So that's it, I'll see if I'm in the mood to update this crappy notebook cause yes I'm still not sure why I'm sharing stuff with a notebook...and if someone finds out about this...my reps gone for good. Well shit.
There done. Short but I already said these would be short so please review.