Big The Cat hummed as he was waddling through the thick jungle of the Angel Island Zone, leaving behind his home of the Mystic Ruins as he spotted the Master Emerald charging up on the tall stone pillar surrounded by smaller though still tall standing stone pillars, with Locke sitting right on top of the Master Emerald as he had a microwave in his lap.
"Duh, what are you doing?" Big asked as he approached the pillar, looking up at Locke.
Locke chuckled as he glanced down at Big, moving his right hand around as he blinked. "Oh, I'm just microwaving the baby."
"...What kind of babies?" Big asked as he started climbing up the stone pillar, still looking up at Locke. "Froggy babies?"
"...No." Locke remarked as he opened the microwave, revealing an egg inside. "Eggs, my obese feline! Eggs! My favorite breakfast meal!"
Big blinked, with the stone pillar crumbling from the combined weight of the Master Emerald and Big, with the Master Emerald breaking into various pieces of the Master Emerald. And then all of Angel Island fell back to the sea, with part of the planet crumbling as a result. Omega hovered over the fallen island as he sighed, shaking his head as he watched the island slowly sink into the water.
"Worthless organic creatures," Omega admitted as he continued to simply shook his mechanical head slowly. "They should not do stupid things that are common amongst worthless consumer models."
Omega then continued to hover across the ocean, with some of Locke's dreadlocks and his microwave resurfacing after all of Angel Island sunk.
And that is why you don't microwave the baby by using the Master Emerald as an energy charger.
THE END