Sorry it's so short, guys! ^^' I promise the next chapter will be longer.

Locking the door behind him, Loki turned around only to jump backwards with a yelp. A weird-looking man stood face-to-face with him, wearing a bright red fez and a matching bowtie. Behind him stood a young women, face frozen in a look of surprise. Loki recovered his composure quickly.

"I am Loki, son of the great Asgardian ruler Odin. Bow down, mortals." He said, trying to sound haughty and important.

The man made a sort of face that looked like he wasn't going bow down.

"Weeelll, the thing is, technically I'm not a mortal. And secondly, I really don't do bowing down. Not my thing. And by the way, love the helmet. I really must get one. What do you think, Clara?"

"You are not getting a helmet, Doctor." The women said firmly, rolling her eyes.

Loki didn't know what to think. This was defiance!

"How dare you defy the son of Odin?!" Make that adopted. And unloved. But it was just as well that Loki had left those parts of the story out. "I-I'll have to destroy you, puny creatures!"

"Oh my, we mustn't have that." The Doctor made a tsking noise in the back of his throat. "How about we settle for kidnapping. We'll be your prisoners, as long as you explain to us where exactly we are, and who you are. Deal?"

"I do not make deals with inferiors," Loki said haughtily, head held high.

The Doctor arched an eyebrow. "Oh really? Then I suppose you know how to fly this thing? If you destroy us, then you'll never know and you'll be stuck in here. Unless, I mean, you'd like to return back outside?'Cause judging by the way you entered, quite rude, by the way, not to knock, you know, since you're just a bit out of breath, I'd like to say you've been running from something. Of course, Clara and I would gladly help return you to them..."

"NO!" Loki said forcefully. "I mean, I'd be...honoured," he spat out the word like it were poisonous, "to make such a deal with you."

The Doctor smiled cheerfully. "Then it's settled. Welcome aboard the TARDIS!"