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Dragon's Swordswoman 2013: Kami was explaining to Shinigami that Naruto needs to be alive to combat the Uchiha. Naruto's influence, which are basically Senju morals, will not stay with the world forever. The Uchiha will go back to their dark ways and if they are not put in their place, they will rule the world. Naruto will be the person to keep them in check. Shinigami doesn't agree with Kami from keeping her most prized soul alive. Kami compromised with Shinigami and created the instances he can die. By accepting Shinigami's essence through a kiss or being killed by an Uchiha. This chapter will further elaborate.

Beginning Notes: The romance will be forced hard, since that's the type of person I am. This will be the last chapter for a bit, I'm helping Logic with his fanfic The Division. After reading the concept myself, it's kind of crap. I'm going to help him with it. Also, I need to type up some chapters for The Day Shinobi Died. I'm making a new Fanfic thats a Comedy. Its about Naruto being arrested for back child support after he believes the child is not his. Lastly, I need to catch up with my own fics.

Chapter 3: The Meeting

Naruto opened his eyes. He sat up and looked around him to see white everywhere. "Is this heaven?" he asked himself. He started to walk around aimlessly. After walking around for what seemed like days, he came upon a his hitai-ate. He picked it up, examining it before placing it around his head.

"You should really take it off. You look better with you hair down." said a voice in his ear. Naruto quickly turned around to see noone was there. "You look more handsome with your hitai-ate off" The voice whispered in his other ear.

"Where are you?!" he yelled "Show yourself!"

"But that would take the fun out of everything." She trailed a finger down his back, causing him to shiver. When he turned around again, the mysterious stalker was gone once more. "Please, i'm getting tired of your game." said Naruto

He shivered as a hand touch his right cheek and turned his head. There he saw the most beautiful woman he ever laid eyes on. He looked into her eyes. They were pure black orbs, void of color, only darkness laid there. Her luscious lips with black lip gloss showing a smirk. Her hair flowed down to the upper regions of her breast. It was pure black but had a gentle glow as he touched it. Her skin was pale but that only contrasted the darkness of her hair and clothing, making her even look even more wonderful. Her breast where an admirable D-cup. She had curves that could rival supermodels.

Her outfit consisted of a black lace bra with smokey skulls rising from the bottom of the bra. She wore black lace panties with the same design to show off her gorgeous ass that could kill men, literally. She wore an open hooded jacket similar to that of the Fourth Hokage. Her long sleeved black jacket consisted of white dead souls moving at the bottom and end sleeves of the jacket. On the back was the kanji for Death. Naruto noticed a tattoo of a weirdly blood red shaped scythe around her belly button.

Naruto was in a daze as he looked at her. Awe struck by her beauty. The Shinigami was confused by his look. She never had a man look at her the way he did, most of the time they were cowering in fear of her power. Naruto put his hand to her cheek rubbing it with his thumb and said "You're gorgeous."

She was surprised to say the least. Giving him a smirk and started to trail a finger down his right cheek. "So you think i'm gorgeous?"

"Beautiful, gorgeous and angelic wouldn't even be enough to describe you."

"Oh? Then how about you make me feel beautiful, eh?" she said seductively

"My pleasure." Naruto put his hands on her waist and was about to kiss her when a fist that look to be on fire with black flames collided with his face. Naruto rolled a good hundred feet before stopping himself. He looked to see an enraged death god walking towards him. She pulled up her hood and began to glide towards him with black flaming fist. The hood made her face completely invisible, only leaving a black void to look at. A trail of black flames was created behind her.

Naruto looked at her and began to feel fear in his heart. Then something suddenly click in his mind. "That punch didn't hurt. Even if i'm dead, I should feel pain. Maybe she can't hurt me?" He stood off his knees to test his theory. They walked up to each other and stood there for a second, Shinigami trying to intimidate him hovered slightly above him and peered down at her would be most prized soul. Naruto looked up at her, turned his head with a smile and tapped his cheek.

Seeing this enraged her. She swooped down and tackled him to the ground. Sitting on his waist, she repeatedly punched him over and over. "JUST DIE!" She keep going for a full minute and the bloodied face Naruto started laughing. Growing tired of her punching him, he dodged. Leaning in too far on the missed punch, the Shinigami was shocked when her lips connected to Naruto's. At the first instance, she was stunned as they kissed, but once she felt the warmth of his lips she just couldn't break away.

She never felt warmth like this before. The heat from his lips was like nothing she ever experienced. She was already addicted the moment their lips touched.

Naruto feeling her start to get into the kiss was amazed. One second ago she wanted to kill him and know she was kissing him as if she needed him. Not one to argue, Naruto accepted it and started deepen the kiss back thinking 'This really is paradise.'

As the minutes of them making out went on, Naruto finally became aware of something. Breaking away the kiss, he looked to lustful face of the Shinigami and asked "I never got your name."

"I'm the Shinigami" she said as she trailed a finger down his chest. "But you can call me Shin-chan" She answered as she licked his cheek. Naruto shivered at touch of her cold tongue.

"Where am I?"

"We're in a small purgatory so I can tell you-" She then remembered what she was suppose to do. She placed her thumb and index finger to the top of her nose, closing her eyes. "Shit! I'm suppose to tell what's about to happen" She was so wrapped up in playing around with him, she forgot the reason they were here in the first place.

"What's suppose to happen?" asked Naruto with a little worry.

She got off his waist and floated up. She reached her hand out to Naruto, who grabbed it and stood up himself. She looked him in his bright cerulean eyes and said "Uzumaki Naruto, as of this day forward you are an immortal being so you make fulfill Kami-sama's wish. You, Uzumaki Naruto are to fight the Uchiha until Kami-sama says otherwise."

Naruto looked at her in shock. "What? This is some kind of joke, right?" She shook her head. "Oh I get it, Jiji put you up to this didn't he. He wanted to get me back for all the pranks I pulled. Come on out ojiisan."

"Naru-kun, I'm serious. Let me explain how this will go. You have influenced the shinobi world greatly. Ending all conflict, but just like the Sage of the Six Paths your lessons will fade into history. When that happens, the Uchiha will rebound back to their quest for power through darkness. If someone does not fight the Uchiha, then they will truly rule the world with an iron fist. The Senju were the only ones who could combat the Uchiha. With the death of the last Senju, your previous Hokage Senju Tsunade, you were the only one left to fight back. Sasuke died making Haruno Sakura's unborn, Uchiha Naruko, the only one left. Since the Uchiha will bounce back to their dark ways, there has to be someone to keep them from plunging the world into darkness. That's where you come in. Every so often, there will be an Uchiha that will rise from pure darkness, like Madara and Sasuke. You must deal with the one that feels so high and mighty. Their death will cause the rest of the Uchiha to stop their pursuit for a couple of generations. Do you follow so far?"

"I guess. Hey speaking of Sasuke-"

"Now, with this immortality comes some pros and cons. Here are the pros. You can't die by normal means, you can't feel pain, your wounds regenerate instantly, you don't grow old, you don't get sick and time is no longer an issue. Here are the cons. You can no longer have children, you will see the deaths of everyone you care about, you will live to no end and you could go crazy."

"Instant regeneration, huh." He then thought of something "Do you know where Kur-"

"There are a few exceptions though. You may die, but only through two conditions. If you accept my deathly essence through a kiss or by the hands of an Uchiha. Do you understand everything-" Naruto put up his hand to stop her from talking.

"I understand completely. What I want to know is where Sasuke-kun and Kura-chan are." He looked at her with a glare. She returned one even more fierce. After several minutes of staring, Shinigami relented and sighed. "Fine, Kami-sama!"

"Yes" she said directly behind Naruto. Naruto turned his head to see the beautiful Kami. He looked at her figure and had no words to fathom her look. She gave him the most innocent smile just like Hinata used to, causing him to faint with a smile. They both floated over him and looked at him as drool escaped his mouth.

"I think you killed him."

"Nonsense" Kami snapped her fingers above Naruto and he immediately became awake. He looked at Kami and said "I'm not complaining or anything, but could you tone it down a bit."

"Of course, I understand" she smiled. She transformed into his mother Kushina and asked "Is this better?"

"Perfect." Shinigami then went over to Kami/Kushina and said "He wants to know where Sasuke and Kurama-chan are."

"Oh, well Kurama will reappear inside you. And Sasuke is in his paradise."

"What do you mean reappear?"

"She died just like you, Naruto. It will take time for her to come back, longer than the rest actually."

"Why?"

"She is the strongest of the Bijuu. She will take the most time to come back. The more tails one has, the longer it takes to reappear. Don't worry though, you have all of eternity. She will be back before you know it."

"Alright, now lets take you back to Konoha." Shinigami started to pull on his jacket, dragging him across the floor.

"Matte! Matte! I can't go back to Konoha, everyone thinks I'm dead!" yelled Naruto as he tried to stop her from dragging him more.

"Don't worry Naruto-san" said Kami "Everything will be fine. You will be seen as god, technically you are, once you go back. Everyone will run to you with love, except for one person."

"Who?"

"Its a surprise."

Shinigami lifted him in the air and had him hold her tight. She took his hand and planted it on her ass while kissing him. She could feel the bulge that started to touch her inner thigh. She broke away and smirked "Looks like someone's going to enjoy the ride." She then turned to Kami. "See you later Kami-sama"

"See you Shin-chan. Take good care of Naruto."

"Wait, what?!" yelled Naruto

"Sorry, I forgot to mention. Shin-chan will be with you most of the time, you don't want to be lonely forever, do you?"

And with that Naruto and the Shinigami was gone in the blink of an eye.

IN KONOHA THAT INSTANT LATER

Naruto opened his eyes to see he was standing at the front gate of Konoha. He looked to his side to see the Shinigami staring at the village. "This place brings so many wonderfully terrible memories and some horribly good ones" She said the last with narrowing eyes.

"What do you mean" asked Naruto

"The day Pein invaded was the worst day of my eternity. I took all those souls, even the famous Copy Ninja Hatake Kakashi's soul, but in the end they were taken from me. It was the biggest I have ever been how you say trolled. Then there was the day Kurama attacked, oh I almosted climaxed from the number souls I took as trophies. Then I took you father, once I had him I literally was drowning in ecstasy." Naruto looked at her and sweatdropped.

"Keep shit like that to yourself." Nearby a shinobi was looking at Naruto talking to himself. He walked closer to see what was going on and upon seeing his face, he immediately called the ANBU.

Within seconds, Naruto was surrounded by fifty ANBU. "Who are you imposter!?" yelled a giant ANBU wearing a cho mask.

"Its me your Hokage, Uzumaki Naruto." he answered.

"Lies, Hokage-sama died in his battle with the infamous Uchiha Sasuke seven years ago. It is a shame that you would pose as him. He has lead this world into peace and prosperity."

"Come on Choji, don't act like this. I know its you under that mask. I'm the one who gave you that mask." Choji was shocked to say the least. He looked at Naruto carefully. "Naruto?" He then snapped back into action when he wasn't convinced. "You'll have to do better than that, I don't believe you are Naruto."

"When we were kids, you used to push flowers and mess with butterflies. You chased them around and one day you accidently swallowed one. You cried for hours when you saw a piece of a butterfly wing in your crap the next day." Some of the ANBU started snickering to Choji's irritation.

"You promised to never tell anyone!"

"Ha, see now you believe its me!"

"Ok, I believe its you. What are you doing alive? We buried you."

"You're not going to believe this but i'll tell you when we get everyone else together. Go get everyone, don't tell them i'm here. Meet me at Ichiraku Ramen."

"Um, Naruto. I don't know how to say this but... The ramen shop is no more. It closed down when Teuchi died of heart failure a year ago."

"Oh..." Naruto said sadly. "I guess I'll meet you guys at my old place."

"Actually, Hinata and Sakura live there. They couldn't handle your loss so they found comfort in each other and stayed where you live. Their raising Sakura's little daughter, Naruko, together."

"Wow, Hinata and Sakura huh. I sure have a lot of catch up to do. Can you think of anywhere Choji. We can go to Kurenai's diner. She opened up not too long after you died."

"Ok, I'll meet you there."

KURENAI'S DINER

Naruto sat in a booth in the far corner with a hood on, so he didn't bring any unwanted attention to himself. He looked at the menu in front of him and stared blankly. "Wow, I can't believe old man Teuchi is gone."

"Don't worry Naruto, you'll become more used to attached deaths as time goes by" said Shinigami as she sat across from Naruto.

"I know Shin-chan. I know"

A waitress walked up to him and asked "what will it be?"

"Do you sell sake?"

"Yea."

"A bottle then. Thats all"

Listening to his voice she thought it sounded familiar. "You voice sounds familiar, do I know you from somewhere?"

"No."

"Let me see your face"

"Please ma'am, I would very much like to have some peace before my company arrives, Ayame"

"How do you-" She was interrupted when Choji and company came into the diner. "Hey Kurenai-sensei, get out here, there's someone I want you to meet."

"Ok, fine" she said as she and her son walked out the back.

"Stay there Ayame" said Choji.

Once everyone sat down in the large booth, Naruto barely looked from under his hood. "It seems like some people are missing."

"Guys, I want you to meet a very good old friend of mine. You all know him actually" said Choji

"Really?" said a voice that sounded like a deeper version of Shikamaru's

"Yea, show them your face man."

Naruto sighed and lifted his hood over his head. He then looked up with a saddened smile and said "Hey, guys" He immediately received a chakra-enhanced punch that launched him out a window in the diner. He crashed into a nearby daycare. "Sorry" he said standing up unphased. He walked out the building and saw an angry Sakura, confused Naruko, furious Hinata, enraged Kurenai, her confused son Hiruzen, stoic Shino, pissed off Ino, relaxed Shikamaru, surprised Choji, infuriated Lee and raging Hokage Sarutobi Konohamaru.

"You son of bitch! You white trash piece of shit! How could you imposter into Naruto like this! Answer me dammit!" screamed Sakura

"He's not an imposter, Ino check his mind as proof." said Shikamaru to the surprise of everyone. Ino went with it and check his mind Shintenshin no Jutsu.

About a minute later, Ino was back in her body and she sobbed "Its the real Naruto" Hearing these words, everyone flooded the blonde besides one person. Konohamaru. He looked at Naruto who looked happy, but he knew his rival all too well. He could see the sadness in the smile. He walked up to Naruto and said "Stop faking you bastard."

"Hokage-sama?" said Hinata

"He's not happy to see us. I can see it on his face."

"He's right and wrong. I'll explain once we go back into the diner." They all walked into the diner minus Konohamaru. Naruto looked at him and asked "You coming?"

"No. You left me. You didn't even tell me you were going to die. You sent me off on a mission so I wouldn't be there. So you know what" he said with a smile. "You can go fuck yourself Naruto"

"Konohamaru wait" Naruto started to walk towards him. As he came closer, the young Hokage began to make hand seals.

"Back off you bastard"

Naruto began to walk backwards. He stopped making hand seals and turned around.

"I want nothing more to do with you." He walked off.

ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES LATER IN THE DINER

"...And that's what happened." said Naruto

"Immortal. How does it feel?" asked Ayame

"I'd rather talk about you guys. What have you been up, Sakura, Hinata?" Looking at the two holding hands on the table he smirked.

"We... um... w... well um" Hinata started to get nervous and went back to her old stuttering ways. She calmed down when Sakura held her hand tighter and smiled at her. "Don't worry Hina-chan. I got this."

"Ok" Hinata smiled back

"Well, as you can see Naruto-kun, Hinata and I have been together for a while now. It started about two weeks after you and Sasuke-kun's funeral."

FLASHBACK

Hinata and Sakura was where in Naruto's house, the one he bought who he became Hokage. They were looking at pictures of him and reminiscing.

They sat on the couch in the living room together. Hinata was holding a picture of Naruto in her hands. The picture was him with his hand behind his head smiling. It was his first day of being Hokage. A tear dropped onto the frame. She was crying. Sakura put her arm around her and held her tight, trying her hardest to be strong for them both.

"Its ok Hinata, we'll see him again. We'll be face to face before you know it."

"Thank you Sakura. You've always been here for me." Hinata looked up at her with tears in her eyes. Sakura lightly rubbed her hair and looked at her with soft eyes. She leaned in on her face, and kissed her gently. Sakura then broke away quickly and turned her head. "I'm sorry. I-"

She was interrupted and when Hinata turned her head and pushed her lips to hers. Sakura shocked. Hinata broke away and looked to her with pleading eyes. "Please... please Sakura, I need this." Sakura sighed and smiled at her. She kissed her again saying "Of course, Hinata"

FLASHBACK ENDS

"After that, Hina-chan and I started spending more time together. When Naruko here was born, Hinata immediately helped me. Her shyness and kind heart warmed my soul and I knew I could spend the rest of my life with her. We got married about eight months ago. We've been happy ever since."

"Well congrats guys. Though I have to say I'm surprised."

"Why?!" said the angry Sakura

"One, I didn't take you girls as people who would swing both ways. Secondly, if anyone I thought you would end up with Ino, considering your best friends and all." said the smirking Naruto.

"You don't think me and Hinata could be together?!" She started to get more angry.

"Honey, don't worry about it. Naruto is just being himself." said Hinata

"You're right, thanks for calming me down Hina-chan" She quickly pecked her on the lips. Naruto smiled at the affection.

Naruto then looked to Naruko. "So, you must be little Naruko"

"Hai, I'm Uchiha Naruko and I'm going to be just like my daddy!" Naruto looked to Sakura. "I only told her about the good times." Sakura said. Naruto sighed with relief. He didn't want to have to kill an Uchiha so soon. He then talked back to Naruko.

"So, are going to the Academy?"

"No, why would I go back to the Academy?"

"What do you mean go back?"

"Little Naruko her is a genin. She graduated at six, not too long ago." said Kurenai.

"WHAT?!"

"Its funny, when she was born she already had her sharingan unlocked. After that, she just blew through everything. She has skill greater than Sasuke and control better than Sakura." Naruko blushed of embarrassment from the praise she was getting.

'Wow she could become as powerful if not more than Itachi one day' thought Naruto. "Well, what have you been up to Shikamaru" Naruto looked to see he was passed out on the table. "I guess we'll skip him for now. Ino?"

"Me? Oh, I haven't been up to anything since you died. I just been helping with the interrogation department as usual. Its been all work for me."

"Really? Well I'm going to have to take you someplace and bring back that old Ino" smiled Naruto

"I would like that."

He looked to the covered up ninja. "What's up Shino."

"I see you remembered me this time."

"I told you, you had your face covered. How was I to know it was you?"

"Friends never forget each other Uzumaki-san"

"Sigh, what have you been doing while I've been gone?"

"Things." answered Shino

"What kind of things?"

"Important and unimportant things."

"Like what?"

"This." Shino waved out his hand.

"What are you talking about Shino, I don't see anything?"

"This conversation."

"Okayyy... I'm gonna skip Shino for now. What have you been up to Lee?" Shino is saddened unknown to the others.

LATER IN NARUTO'S HOME

"I can't believe it, so much can happen five years" said Naruto "Shin-chan, why didn't you tell me he were dead?"

"It would have ruined the mood while we were making out."

"You still could have told me after"

"I'm sorry"

"I just never thought of Kakashi to be someone like that. To kill himself from grief."

"We'll you're going to see a lot you don't expect. Listen, if you want to talk..."

"No. I'm fine. I'm just going to go to bed. Night Shin-chan" She then hovered towards his bed and got under the covers with him. She wrapped her arms around him in a tight embrace. Naruto shivered at her coldness, but as the night passed his warmth started to overcome her icy body.

ENDING NOTES

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