Beginning Notes: Sorry for taking so long, but I have a reason. I was working, doing scholarships, playing The Last of Us, and playing Saints Row IV with Logic. I think that's a good enough excuse. Also, sorry for the short chapter.

Naruto- Age 213

Naruto was laying in the bed as he caressed his Shin-chan's body, moving his hands gently across the surface of her skin. As she began to kiss him more forcefully, she tried to slip a bit of her essence inside him. Naruto knew this would happen, resisting the smooth smoke trying to enter his throat.

Every time they began to passionately kiss, she would attempt to slip a bit of herself in his mouth and every time he would repel her endeavors. "Kami, I don't want the first thing I see after decades of waiting is you groping The Shinigami's breast!"

Naruto's eyes flew open as he heard the voice of Kurama. He quickly sat up, accidentally knocking the Shinigami of the bed. 'Ass' she thought as she hit the floor.

Naruto quickly went into a meditative position and entered his mindscape. In front of him stood the beautiful Kurama. He slowly walked up to her as if he was dreaming. He placed a hand on her cheek and she snuggled into it. Naruto's eyes began to water as he hugged her tight. "You don't know how much I've missed you," sobbed Naruto.

Kurama smiled and returned the hug, "I've missed you as well."

"Long time no see Kurama-chan," said The Shinigami. Kurama swiftly ran at her and tackled her to the ground, wrapping them around her tails. She began to plant kisses all over her, "I haven't seen you in ages, Mitsuko."

'Mitsuko?' Thought Naruto. 'That couldn't be her name, could it?' Naruto walked over to the two, "Is that really your name?" She looked to the side in embarrassment. "Kami, it is your real name!" laughed Naruto. He just couldn't stop laughing at the irony. Both the women began to get angry and started walking towards him fiercely. Naruto stopped laughing slowly backed away from them.

"Um... I was joking, that's a nice name. Please don't hurt me." He began to run as fast as he could but he only seemed to be running in place. 'Fuck me.' He was tossed to the floor as the two godly women looked down at him. "You don't have to do this, I promise to never mention or say your name for as long as I live." The Shinigami and Kurama smirked as they lift a foot over his crotch. 'This is really going to hurt' he thought.

Naruto- Age 485

Naruto was walking to Konoha, he had to see how his village has developed over the years. From what he saw of the rest of the villages around the world, the technology was rapidly advancing. Apparently, Konoha was the most advanced due to the quality of their weaponry. As he came to the gates, he was in awe of the sight of the magnificent steel doors.

As he walked up to the gates, he noticed something that never happens, the doors were shut. 'I wonder what's happening, the doors are only shut in case of an emergency,' thought Naruto.

He was about to bang on the door until he heard the clashing of weapons. Not wanting to destroy the metal masterpiece, Naruto ran over the door to see a horrible sight. Men, women and children stained the streets with their blood. Burning corpses made the air foul. Finally, the Hokage Monument seemed to only have one face upon it, the rest removed over a decade ago.

Naruto jumped down to a little girl who seemed to barely be moving. The young red haired genin crawled in the sea of blood she lay in. Naruto grabbed her and picked her up, making her immediately start to somewhat struggle. "Shhh... Its ok," whispered Naruto. "You can't be hurt anymore." Naruto put some of Kurama's chakra into the girl, healing her in the process. The genin looked to him, she felt like she knew him.

"What's your name?" Asked Naruto with a smile.

"Y-Yoko, what's yours?"

"Its a secret"

"What!? That's not fair! Its not right to ask someone their name and not give your own!"

"Fine... Its Naruto"

"I know a Naruto!"

"You do?" Asked Naruto nervously.

"Yea! Uzumaki Naruto, the sixth Hokage!"

'I don't like this,' thought Naruto.

"He was a blonde haired man with whiskers, a charming smile and beautiful blue eyes..." Her pause worried him. "No, that's silly. Even if he was an Uzumaki, they don't live that."

"You know about Uzumaki?" Just when she was about to answer, Yoko felt a cold chill down her spine. Naruto looked to her stomach, there laid a hand that was oh so familiar.

Yoko's skin began to pale as she became limp in his arms. "Yoko?!" There was no response. He stared at the Shinigami. "Never get attached," she looked at him with a serious face. "Getting attached to people will only cause more pain."

"You didn't have to kill her, you could have made her forget we met."

"Ha, you do remember who I am right?" Naruto remained silent as he walked down the red streets of Konoha, the girl still in his arms.

KONOHA ACADEMY

When Naruto walked to the Academy, before he saw many men and women slaughtering genin. He laid the young girl in his arms down by a tree, closing her eyes with his two fingers.

Naruto sensed someone behind him and swiftly elbowed the man in the face. "Who are you people? Do you always go committing massacre?"

"We, are the Uchiha. We are only getting revenge for the death of our ancestor." Said a man with black hair.

"And which ancestor is that?"

"Uchiha Naruko!"

"What?! She wasn't murdered, she died of cancer."

"No! Izami said she was murdered and we believe him!"

"He's twisted your mind with ideas that are not true."

"The Hokage would never do such a thing," yelled a woman.

'Hokage?' Thought Naruto. His thoughts distracted him as a kunai cut him, making him wince in pain. He then remembered one of his rules to be immortal, 'Only an Uchiha Cam kill you.'

He was outnumbered 7 to one, and didn't like where this was going. "Lets even the odds," said Naruto as he created a hundred Kage Bunshin. "No mercy!" Ordered Naruto. His clones made quick work of the Uchiha, he was saddened slightly due to the screams of death. After his clones dispersed, all the deaths bombarded his mind. Naruto would never want to kill someone if he didn't need to, but he had to avenge the deaths of the people of Konoha.

Suddenly, Naruto's face became serious. "Shin-chan, where is he?" The Shinigami appeared before him and pointed to the Hokage Tower. "Be careful." She said sincerely.

"Why should I be careful, if I die I'll finally be your most prized trophy won't I?"

"Why would you say something like that?" She grabbed his hand but he brushed her off and continued to the Hokage Tower. "Naruto?" For the first time in her existence, her eyes began to water, burning her eyes.

"Sorry, I just don't feel like talking right now."

HOKAGE TOWER

Naruto walked into the Hokage's Office, leaving a trail of souls for death to collect. He looked at the man sitting behind the desk, wearing a cloak to cover his entire being. The only thing that could be seen were his spiraling Sharingan, but something was different about it. "You must be Izami," said Naruto.

"And you must be Uzumaki Naruto. My ancestors have told me much about you. Especially Uchiha Sasuke."

"What?! How can you talk to them!?" Izami took of his hood, revealing his features. His face was pale, his hair white and his eyes were dark red. However, the pupil and tomoe were pure white. "I am the offspring of two Kekkei Genkai. My father, the bearer of the great Sharingan, and my mother, the user of Kōreijutsu or contacting the dead. Through these combined abilites, I may speak to them."

"What did they tell you?"

"Everything! There isn't a move that wasn't revealed to me."

"So, you think you know everything about me?"

"I don't think, I know."

"What if I told you that would mean nothing, because you'll be dead in the next 10 seconds."

"I am an Uchiha, you think you can easily kill me by placing a Kage Bunshin behind me?"

"No, under you," Just as Naruto said that, the Bunshin behind Izami attacked with a rasengan. Izami dodge it quickly and killed the clone with look of his eyes. The bunshin became pale and his hair began to fall out. The clone dispersed, dying of old age.

When the clone's memories entered Naruto, he felt what it was like for the first time to die. The rapid progression of age felt horrible.

Focusing his mind on the battle, Naruto looked to Izami, who leaped over the desk towards him. Inches from Naruto's face, Izami suddenly felt heat from under him. The Hokage Tower exploded thanks to the Bijūdama Naruto's clone delivered from the first floor of the building.

The real Naruto stood outside at the gate of Konoha, watching the destruction of his home. "That was easier than I thought, it was like fighting a chunin." The Shinigami floated over to Naruto with a satisfied face. "Looks like you had fun."

"The amount of souls I have collected are immense, my scythe is oozing spiritual energy."

"Can I ask you something?"

"What is it?"

"Why didn't you tell me this was happening?"

"If I could tell you, I would. It seems Kami has rendered me ignorant towards the actions of the Uchiha. She most likely wants you to continue your trials unassisted."

"Why is she such a bitch sometimes?!"

"Why such vulgar language about me Uzumaki-san?" Said a familiar voice. Naruto suddenly feared for his life. He slowly turned around to see the all mighty goddess hovering above him. He tried to hide his fear as well as he could, but it did him no good. "I'm in trouble aren't I?"

"Yes. As punishment for speaking so awful about me, I will strengthen the Uchiha since they seem to not be much a challenge for you."

"How strong are we talking?"

Kami smiled at his worried face. "That shall be a surprise."

"I usually like surprises, but this one has me concerned."

ENDING NOTES

Sorry for taking so long, I had a good excuse for it though. Remember to review! Also, special thanks to Digitize27 for the Hokage Monument Idea. My first attempt was very stupid for how they would forget Naruto.