Well I decided to upload this asap because I had more free time than I thought and it was already halfway written anyways xD so here it is chapter 6 (:
Disclaimer: Naruto is not owned by me, if it was then Hidan would have obviously not been trapped under that hole and Lee would be his sidekick xD
Rated M for Language- Yes, Hidan's mouth is even worse than Sunnora's….
Chapter 6: "The First Impression"
'I've been stuck down here for too fucking long, I'm even starting to feel normal again after having that shitload of rocks piled on me' purple eyes opened and couldn't believe the sight.
Cool air hit the pale flesh and the sounds of birds invaded the albino's ears.
"Please Jashin-sama don't let this be a dream", after several minutes of trying to wake himself up he finally let the joy sink in and started laughing for what seemed like hours.
'I knew Jashin-sama would save me, after I figure out a way to get myself back to one piece I'm going to go on a killing spree to thank him, and I'll start with that fucking brat that put me in that damn hole' he frowned recalling the past.
After forcing himself out of his thoughts the immortal noticed something out of the corner of his eye.
A couple of feet away from him there lay what seemed to be a young girl. Her whole body was covered in burn marks. She wore black leather like clothes that covered half her face and matched her dark shiny hair. He noticed a katana sheath sticking out under her.
'Is this girl a shinobi? Is she the one that saved me? What the fuck happened, did someone burn her?' All the unanswered questions were starting to build up inside the Jashinist's head.
He heard a groan and realized it came from the girl.
'That poor girl, she's still conscious, if you're going to kill someone at least do it right...amateurs'
His thoughts shifted from his questions to amazement as he witnessed what seemed like a miracle, or a really useful jutsu. The girl that only seconds ago had been seconds from breathing her last breath was now being covered with light, her whole body was surrounded with the sunshine that shone over the land and was leaving behind what looked like new skin or repairing the burned one.
'Who the fuck is this girl?'
In only a minute the burned red skin had returned to the pale flawless skin it must have once been. She stirred and opened her eyes. Light blue eyes looked at her surroundings and noticed the brightness, and the many beautiful colors. Sunnora sighed and smiled, she pulled the material that covered her mouth down to her neck and took in the air. It was all so lovely. Her eyes widened as she heard a rough voice nearby.
"Oi, girl…wake up I have a lot of questions to ask you"
The goddess shifted her head to the side to see who the voice belonged to. Bright blue eyes widened as she saw a head on the grass…
Just the head.
Sunnora screamed and ran behind a tree, leaning over so only her head could be seen by the head.
"W-Who a-are you? N-no w-what are you? She questioned her voice cracking.
The head rolled his eyes and sighed. 'Great, I have to deal with some stupid girl'
"Just come over here, I won't hurt you…I just need-"
The head stopped talking as he saw the girl step away from behind the tree and walk towards him. 'Well that was easy'
"I'm sorry" she said as she stood before him, "you just caught me off guard you know, I've never seen a talking head, well I mean all heads talk, well not all heads I guess, just haven't seen one talking without a body but I'm sure whatever you are is normal, oh I'm sorry I'm just rambling" she started laughing quietly.
'what the fuck is this girl talking about? Just my luck, to be stuck here having to listen to this brainless chick without being able to kill her...or at least walk away' the head groaned out loud.
"Oi, idiot, can you shut up for one second and pick me up, or want me to stare at your damn feet all day?"
Sunnora laughed again.
"Oh yes, sorry" she said picking up the head.
He looked at the girl intently, now that he got a better look at her she wasn't half bad looking. She had clear pale skin, long black hair and bright blue eyes. Her eyes showed kindness and her smile was like no other. 'Oh how I'd love to see if the stupid girl would smile after I sacrificed her to Jashin-sama'. The thought brought a grin to his face which was replaced with annoyance as the girl shook the head in her hands.
"What the fuck! It's my head you're carrying be more damn careful!"
"Sorry! Umm mister but I was talking to you then you just had this creepy look on your face, thought there was something wrong with you"
"There is nothing fucking wrong with me other than the fact that I have to put up with your dumb ass!" the girl looked lost.
"Umm… what?" she said with a smile.
"Ughh you really are stupid, answer my questions and I might consider not sacrificing you to Jashin-sama"
'yeah right I'm definitely going to sacrifice her'
"Jashin-sama?" Sunnora asked, adopting her lost puppy look.
"Shut up girl, I do the questioning around here"
"Umm…okay" again the young girl smiled at the rude talking head.
"Good, now.. what's your name?"
The girl placed her finger on her cheek as if in thought and thus let the head fall to the ground with a thump.
"THE FUCK!" the head screamed, startling the girl from her thoughts.
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!" picking up the head she moved her hand across his face to remove some of the dirt not once realizing the dirt wasn't coming off.
The girl let out a whimper and widened her eyes at the pissed off looking head.
"OW! Y-You bit me!" Sunnora said as she pulled her hand away.
"Of course I did you stupid idiot! You just dusted me off!"
The girl smiled and sat down leaning against a tree pulling her knees in, placing the head on her knees for a face to face level.
"Well I don't really know what my name is, maybe I don't have one, hey mister do you know what my name is?"
The head rolled his eyes.
"You really are dumb, why would I ask what your damn name is if I already knew it?"
She laughed and shook her head.
"Oh yes, that wouldn't make sense"
The head grinned as he had an idea.
"Actually I do know your name; I must have forgotten too, you know with being only a head and all" the head gave off the most innocent face with the saddest tone he could muster.
"Oh really?!" the girl smiled even larger showing off all her pearly teeth.
"Yep, your name is dipshit"
...
"Dipshit?" Sunnora rolled the name around testing it out on her own tongue then grinned "…I like it!"
The head snickered, feeling water on the ends of his eyes. 'I'm going to have so much fun with this one'
"I knew you would you stupid girl" he said with a grin. "Okay now second question, what happened here?"
The girl looked around her, for the first time taking in the scenery.
The land was completely destroyed, rocks and dirt everywhere, trees broken in half like twigs, it looked like a warzone. To Sunnora it didn't look bad; she thought it was beautiful nonetheless.
"I'm not sure mister" she paused, "all I know is I woke up after hearing your voice"
"Do you know anything?" the head said with growing irritation.
"I know you're definitely the only talking head I've ever met…oh! And I also know I'm dipshit"
The head snickered, the tears escaping 'oh I'll never get tired of that'
The girl laughed too, not really knowing why they were laughing.
"okay dipshit, you know you're not too bad, I might even consider not killing you" 'for real this time' he thought.
"Why would you kill me?"
"To sacrifice you to Jashin-sama"
"Jashin-sama?" Sunnora stared off "I think I've heard that name before.."
The head gave the girl a quizzical look.
"You have?"
Most people ignored him or made fun of him whenever he brought up his God's name or details about his religion, no one had ever said they had heard of him, so that surprised him.
"Yep, he sounds familiar", the girl smiled at him again and continued "oi mister, can I ask you a question?"
The head frowned but dismissed it, "yeah sure, whatever, what is it?"
"What's your name?"
"Hidan"
"Hidan? Well Hidan, it's very nice meeting you", she said, giving the head another heartwarming smile.
"yeah well it's Hidan-sama to you"
"ooh ohh" the girl spoke as if remembering something.
"yeah? What is it? Do you remember what happened here?"
"No, but I also wanted to ask, what happened to you?"
The frown returned on Hidan's face. "None of your business girl, now I'll spare your life if you can put me back together you obviously know how, I saw that thing you did"
"What thing?" the young girl really wanted to help the first person she had ever met but she didn't know how, and she didn't know what Hidan was referring to.
"Don't act dumb-" he paused. 'wait she's not acting'
He continued, "when I first saw you, you were covered in burn marks, like all over your body, you were severely burned, any regular shinobi would have died of burns that severe, but you just healed yourself somehow with that jutsu you have, it's freaky but I want to know how you did it"
"I was burned?"
"Yes dipshit, isn't that what I just said?"
The young girl inspected her arms; there sure wasn't any kind of scars that proved she had been burned.
"You lie!" the girl said shaking her head at Hidan with a hint of amusement in her voice.
"Shut the fuck up! I'm not lying!"
"Well Hidan-sama, I guess I can try, I'm not sure what I did though"
"Yeah whatever, just grab the rest of me-"he paused as he saw the rest of his body in a pile on the grass. Anger rose within him, "THE FUCK! Whoever dug me up is going to get sacrificed, leaving my body in a pile like that; it looks like it's fucking garbage! FUCK!"
The girl got up and made her way to the pile placing the head on the grass gently and placing the body parts together as if it were a puzzle. Hidan just watched the girl, if she really could put him back together he wouldn't sacrifice her, she would come in handy now that Kakuzu was nowhere to be seen.
After a couple of minutes the pile was no more and each piece had been arranged on the grass, almost looked like Hidan was just lying down casually.
The goddess got on her knees and adopted a worrisome expression on her face.
"I'm not sure what to do Hidan-sama, are you sure I could heal?"
"Yes I'm sure now hurry up!" Hidan said with excitement and anticipation in his voice, he couldn't wait to move and walk again. He really needed to go on a killing spree to cheer him up.
The girl sighed and placed her hands hovering over Hidan's chest.
-Five minutes later-
"This isn't working" the girl spoke sadly.
"Well no fuck genius, it's not working" Hidan groaned sarcastically.
"Umm…I just said that"
Hidan gave the young girl a WTF look and took a deep breath. Not killing this girl was going to be harder than he thought.
"Just keep trying" Hidan said taking in another deep breath.
She looked at him, again rewarding him with another heartwarming smile; she nodded and placed her hands above him. 'If he's not giving up neither am I, he may say some weird things that I don't understand from time to time but I really want to help him, I don't know what it is about him but something tells me that I must help him, please give me strength'
Two sets of eyes widened as a soft purple glow covered her palms. The purple light immediately made Hidan feel so much better.
Sunnora was completely relieved and had never experienced this kind of happiness before.
Sure enough the skin was beginning to repair itself under the light. Hidan sighed in relief as he saw his tattered skin begin to lose the burn marks.
Hidan moved his arms and legs, it had taken awhile but as time progressed the purple light from the girl's palms had gotten stronger and soon enough the light had covered his whole body making the process that much faster. What would have taken days to repair had taken about fifteen minutes.
The whole time Hidan stared at this strange shinobi girl in awe, questions swarming in his head.
Her healing skills were like nothing he had ever witnessed before. After inspecting his body he swore it was as if nothing had happened he didn't know what kind of jutsu this was, he didn't even see her make any hand signs. Sure the obvious dirty look remained but there were no visible scars or stitches.
The girl had fallen asleep after she had finished healing Hidan; obviously the jutsu she used had taken a lot out of her. The sun was at its strongest and Hidan decided to carry the girl to a new location, away from the messy warzone like scene and maybe take a bath to wash off all the caked on dirt off his hair and body. He adjusted his cloak and moved closer to the girl about to pick her up when he spotted something on the girl that made his eyes bulge out.
A silver hollow circle with a triangle encased inside.
dun dun dun! I know you might be confused about the whole Sunnora thing but it will be explained soon. Next chapter will be up next week, let's wait and see who Tsunade picks for this mission to track down the evil demon ^-^
Also let me know through review or pm on who you would like to see be picked to be part of the mission if you have a favorite (: