Beginning Notes: I'll tell you right now, I laughed so hard at certain parts, my neighbor started pounding on the wall

Chapter 2: The Beginning of the Trial

Naruto woke up surrounded by the multiple women in his harem. Hinata had her head in Temari's big and juicy booty. Tenten, with cut marks all over her body, had her face in Tsunade's huge rack. Shizune still had a finger in Tayuya's ass while Ino was face first in her crotch. Naruto looked around at all the women around him, some on his bed while others were passed out on the floor. As he got out the bed and left the room to take a shower, he heard all the girls scream. He rushed back into the room "What!? What's wrong?!"

"You left" said all the girls at once. He sweatdropped at the comment. "I'm going to go take a shower, you guys can use the other three bathrooms."

"Wait, Naru-kun. We have to talk to my father" said Hinata and Ino

"Your fathers can go fuck themselves!" he said as he left to the bathroom

"Isn't he so wonderful" said Temari. They all sighed as he daydreamed of Naruto.

"Who would've thought his one inch cock could grow to thirteen inches like that." said Tsunade

"That's like a ratio of 1:100!" yelled Ino

"Bitch, shut yo dumbass up!" said none other than Tayuya

"Who you callin a bitch, I'll fuck yo shit up!"

"Her shit already fucked up" said Temari

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! SNAP!" yelled everyone except the raging Tayuya

"You trying to start shit you ugly ass cunt!" Tayuya pulled out a kunai "I'll cut ya ass"

"Bring it on bitch!" yelled Temari. Once the two started fighting, everyone got dragged into it, excluding Hinata. Hinata just backed into a corner and tried her eyes out "Why can't we just get along? There's always racism in the world. Why does Obama not say nigga?"

One of the girls you guys thought of looked at her "The fuck are you talkin about!" She pulled Hinata's hair and dragged her into the fight.

Now apparently this bitch is dumb, otherwise she would know to never fuck with a blac- I mean Hyuuga girl's hair. Lets just say the fight turned from a brawl to a slaughter.

IN THE SHOWER WITH NARUTO

Naruto was listening to the new J. Cole album while he washed his body. He then took a gallon of bleach and poured it on his crotch. 'Damn, I hope I didn't catch anything from Anko. I heard that chick's a slut.'

'Hey man, be careful with that shit. Its starting to burn a little' said his penis

'Don't worry, Kurama will fix us up. Right buddy?'

'Fuck you Naruto! You didn't let me watch!' yelled Kurama

'Listen, I figured you didn't deserve to watch, not after you got Sakura-chan pregnant.'

'I didn't get her pregnant or else he would've had a tail. You didn't get her pregnant or else he would have whiskers like you. So who does that leave?'

'Kiba, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Choji, Kakashi, Iruka, Lee, Shino, Konohamaru or Udon. I think she got pregnant the day we ran a train on her.'

'Will you two shut the fuck up! I think I hear something going on.' yelled his penis

'How the hell can you hear, you're a dick?'

Narr: Don't you question my story!

'Fuck you Author!'

Narr: Fuck me, FUCK ME!? Fuck you! Just for that, you're life will be more hell!

'You... ain't... gone... do... SHIT!'

Narr: Keep thinking that. Asshole.

Finally finished Naruto got out the shower. As he walked down the hallway to his bedroom, he smelled blood. He smelled a lot of blood! "You fucking asshole, you didn't?" But I did. Naruto entered his to see dead bodies everywhere. In the center of the bloody mess was Hyuuga Hinata. She looked at Naruto "Does this mean I get all your love now?" Blood and guts were all over her body.

"You bastard! WHY?! WHY?!"

Narr: You forced my hand

"Please give them back! I'll suck your dick."

Narr: Sorry, I have a wife for that. She has excellent form you know, no teeth.

"Please, I beg you!"

Narr: Say sorry, autograph this picture of you as Hokage and do your Oiroke no Jutsu. Then dance on this stripper pole for me while I make it rain.

"Ok anything." Naruto did as I said. When he turned into his Naruko counterpart, I brought my other friends over and we looked at his body for hours.

Logic: Is this gay?

Narr: Naw, we admiring a girl not a guy. Burgers are done.

Logic: Can you hand me a Bud

Narr: We only got Coors left

Logic: Shit

Narr: Oh I'm sorry, I forgot you guys are still reading let me finish up the story.

Naruto undid the jutsu and looked back to see all the girls were back alive and sound asleep. "I feel so violated and used." Looking at his watch, he saw the time. "Shit! I'm not going to make it to my case!"

Narr: I got you my nigga

Naruto and his sexy and fine women were instantly teleported to the courtroom. Naruto looked at his women that filled up half the courtroom. They all had on outfits that a whore should be wearing. "Nice!" said Naruto. He then looked at what he was wearing a orange and black pimp suit. "Fuckin awesome!"

He looked to see his lawyer. It was a fine ass asian girl with tits you would want to fuck for days! Naruto walked over to her and said "My dick is cold, can you help me-" She immediately put her hand in his face and shoved him to the ground. She planted her foot on him and looked him directly in the eyes. "If you touch me, I'll rip your small dick off. And the name's Laquisha." "HOT!"

She just sighed and sat back down. Naruto sat next to her. He looked to the other side of the courtroom to see Sakura talking to her lawyer, Nara Shikamaru. 'I'm screwed' thought Naruto. Sakura looked at Naruto and pumped her fist at him. Laquisha noticed this and looked at Naruto. "So you and Haruno Sakura had a child, huh? I can see it happening. You would only go after ugly sluts."

"Hey, she may be a slut, she may be a cheating whore, she may be on her period 24/7, but she's still Sakura-chan to me."

"So let me get this straight. You, Uzumaki Naruto, the Hero of the Shinobi World, the man who could probably have any woman he wants goes after Haruno Sakura?"

"Yea"

"Then you marry her, have a child with her, and says he's not yours?"

"Yea"

"Then you divorce her when she cheated on with the Uchiha and decided to not pay child support for the baby that's supposedly not yours?"

"Yea, Sasuke and I are the best buds"

"You get arrest, almost get raped twice and end up with a harem of women bigger than a small village?"

"Who told you about the rape?" whispered Naruto

"And after all this, you still somehow love her?"

"She's the love of my life"

"You're one crazy dumbass, how you saved the world I will never know"

"I don't know how I did it either, I think it had something to do with Sasuke, my dad, the Kages and Shikamaru's Ultimate Plan. I got high with Kirabi before we started fighting. He has the best dank."

She facepalmed. "Oh Kami" Just as she said that, the bailiff walked in. "All rise for the Honorable Sarutobi Sasuke."

"Kurenai's son is the judge!? He's only like 6!" yelled Naruto

"Kid's one of the most smart and ruthless people in the world. Once you die, he'll probably take over everything." answered Laquisha

Sarutobi Sasuke walked out his office with two little girls around his arms. "What up my niggas! Lets get this shit started" As the two girls walked away he slapped their asses. He suddenly grabbed one of them by the arm "Where you goin La-a"

"How many times do I have to tell you, its La'Dasha"

"I'm sorry baby but come on up here with daddy" They walked up to the his sit. "Get under there, you know how stressful this job is."

"I think I'm going to puke" said Naruto as he started to heave.

"Your Honor please, this should not be done in a court of law" said Laquisha

"Bitch was I talkin to you?! Shut you oriental ass up before I make you come suck my dick."

"Yes your Honor"

"Sasuke! Please stop this!" yelled Naruto

"What did I do?" Sasuke said in the audience. He bit into the hotdog he bought outside. "Mm, Hot meat taste so good. The juices just explode in my mouth."

"HAHAHAHAHA THAT NIGGA GAY!" laughed Sarutobi Sasuke "Listen to not cause confusion, just call me Young$imba, cause I was born to be the motherfuckin king"

"Yes Young$imba. Now can you please have that little girl get off from under there, we don't want the story to be taken down. Even if the author is a huge fan of Loli"

Narr: I'M A PEDOPHILE AND I'M PROUD

"Ok bitch, you heard the man. Get yo fine ass out of here."

"Yes daddy" said La'Dasha. Young$imba looked at her ass as she walked off. "I can't wait til this over with, I'm gone plant my di-"

"WOAH! Lets not push it!" said the bailiff. Naruto then looked closer to the bailiff and recognised the person.

"TYRONE! They let you out!"

"Naruto! Yeah man, they got the real nigga that kill my pops. I was a victim of racial profiling man."

"Who did it?"

"My twin brother De'Angelo. We don't look nothing like each other man. It was some bullshit. See." Tyrone pulled a picture of his brother and showed it to Naruto. They looked exactly alike. "Well how you been man?"

"I've been good, a nigga could-"

"I hate to interrupt y'all niggas tradin stories and shit, but we got shit to do."

"Yes Young$imba" said Naruto and Tyrone

"Alright, lets get this baby started"

ENDING NOTES

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