Chapter 3

Naruto was confident in the witnesses chair. He looked to Young$imba and asked "How long is this going to take, I have women I need to satisfy?" Young$imba looked at him and looked to his Naruto's girls.

"How is it man, to have all those chicks?"

"Its great! Why you jealous or something?"

"No, I'm just happy I'm not the only pimp for once. You see, when you ain't got no competition in the hoe business then you can charge people anything you want. My girls charge $1000 for a stinker(Anal) and $500 for a quick pusher(standard sex)."

"I'm not a pimp! This suit just appeared on me."

"Right and I'm in a good little bitch who does everything her mommy says."

"Fine, think what-" He was interrupted when the doctor finally came out the back room.

"It seems the father of the child is Uzumaki Naruto's, but-" said the doctor. Naruto leaned over to the doctor and whispered in his ear. "What the fuck man?! I payed you good money!"

"She payed more" answered the doctor. Sakura was on the table shaking her ass like it was her payday. She was twerking the little ass that she had. "You gotta pay up now you son of a bitch. If you don't, then Black Sunshine gone tear that ass up!"

"HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THAT?!" yelled Naruto

"You were gonna be raped by Sushine?!" exclaimed his harem of women.

"Don't worry girls, there's no way I will go to jail. I'll kill that baby before I go back there." Everyone sweatdropped at his moment of stupidity.

"Would everyone hold on a second. I didn't get to finish what I was saying. Naruto is the child of Haruno Sakura's child, but he isn't the only father."

"WHAT?!" yelled everyone in the courtroom

"Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Inuzuka Kiba, Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Choji, Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Rock Lee, Aburame Shino and Sarutobi Konohamaru are the fathers of little... How the fuck do you say this name?" Naruto looked at the sheet of paper. "Clitorisandrea"

"What kind of fucking name is that?! You're asking your daughter to be a whore!"

"I thought the baby was a guy?" asked Hinata

"She's a futanari." answered Sakura "Naruto thinks she's a guy because she has a penis."

"And I stand by that claim" The Naruto thought for a second. "Wait, Udon was there with us, how was he not a father to the child."

"Udon, are you in this courtroom?" asked the doctor

"Yes."

"I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're sterile."

"WOOOOO! FUCK YEA! Hey ladies, this guy is open for a free fuck anytime!" yelled an ecstatic Udon.

"You sir, just turned yourself into a free prostitute." said Young$imba.

Sakura then walked up to Young$imba's podium and looked him straight in the eye. "So how is this going to work?"

"What do you mean how is this going to work, you still get $700 a month for child support. Naruto's debt will be split amongst the others. So in all, you each only have to pay $70 each for child support."

"This is bullshit! This bastard owes me and they should pay $700 each. You're a fucking asshole of a judge!" Young$imba got angry real quick and bitch slapped her. He walked around the podium and beat the living shit out of her. "Know!" PUNCH "Your!" SLAP "Fucking!" KICK "Place!" ARM BREAK "BITCH!" He pulled her by her hair and lifted her up. He took the gavel and slammed it against her face, knocking a tooth out. He dropped her and she fell to the ground. He turned her around and shoved the thick end of the gavel up her ass. She moaned when it entered her.

"This bitch is slut!" He pulled the gavel out making her sad. "I've meet some hoes in my day, but I think you may be the queen." He threw the gavel to the side and walked to his door. He whistled and the same two girls appeared around his arms. "This case is dismissed!" He walked into the his office as he grabbed the girls asses.

Naruto walked up to Sakura and put out his hand. "Need help Sakura-chan" He smiled at her and she looked at him in disgust. She slapped his hand away! "Get away from me you demon!"

These words repeated in his head over and over. Then, something snapped. He became angry. Really angry. Enraged! "KILL HER BOY!" yelled Kurama. Suddenly Naruto grew a chakra cloak and grew nine tails. "YOU BITCH!" He grabbed her by her hair and toss her at the wall. She blasted through it and twenty more buildings. As she came to a stop, Naruto appeared behind her and kicked her from behind. She landed back in the courtroom a bloody mess. Naruto picked her up by her throat and slammed her against the wall. He proceeded to punch her over and over while she was in his hands. She dropped to the floor flat. He started to hear her cry and suddenly removed his chakra cloak. He kneeled down next to her and turned her over. "Sakura! Who did this to you I'll kill him!"

Sakura looked at him with what vision she had and spat blood in his face. "Your a fucking dumbass!" Once again Naruto snapped and dragged her by her hair towards the hole he made.

Young$imba suddenly burst out his office with only his boxers on. "What the hell is going on!? I'm trying to fuck here!" Naruto looked Young$imba with killer intent flaring. He quickly ran back in his office sweating profusely. Naruto continued to drag her until he came to a sidewalk. He planted her teeth on the curb and lifted his foot above her head. He slammed down hard but stopped an inch away. He got an excellent idea.

He walked into the courtroom and looked to his women. "Do what you want with her, I know you're itching to kill her." All the girls got a smile on their faces.

NARUTO'S HOUSE- 2 WEEKS LATER

Naruto laid in the bed with all his women. He was in bliss. He looked to the ceiling and asked "I haven't seen Sakura in a while, did you girls kill her?"

"No. We contemplated it but decided to do something else." said Temari

"What did you guys do?"

"We taught that bitch a lesson! I think she's still there."

"Where?"

IN FRONT OF THE FOREST OF DEATH

Sakura was bent over in a torture stock. In front of her was a sign that said FREE FUCK! She began to cry as she heard rustling in the woods behind her. The girls cut open an enormous hole in the gate to the forest. A giant bear suddenly came out the bushed and started to walk behind her. She started sobbing and yelled for help but It didn't come. The bear was on top of her now. He leaned his butt back as she screamed and-

BACK WITH NARUTO

"I'm sure she loves it" laughed Naruto and the women. And they all lived happ-

"Wait! That can't be it! What happens to Sakura, what about the kid, what about the other dads?! You can't just stop the story!" yelled Naruto

Narr: Fine, I'll answer your damn questions! Raped to death by a bear, dies because she blows herself up combining jutsu resulting in half your harem dying, NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THEM!

"Your fucking bastard you know that"

Narr: Well I got other ideas and I wasn't planning on this being long

"But the fans will want you to continue or make it longer"

Narr: FUCK THE FA... I'm sorry, they will just have to hate me. At least I finally completed something, thats more than what other writers can say.

"Your a dick"

Narr: And your a 10 year old girl in the arms of Pedobear

"No!"

Narr: Bye my nigga

Logic: And they lived happily ever after! Now come help with me and Famousone with The Division!

Narr: Ok ok calm your tits pussy