Hello again everyone~! I'm bored and thought, "I might as well update! I have nothing to do otherwise~!" *Glances over at Science and English homework that needs to be done* "Yup, nothing to do!" /SHOT/ LOL So here I am in my snuggie writing this.
Anyhoo thank you to: polomints63, Jade-Queen of Fantasy, rawr141414, Lolly1o1, and Lennylovesrinny02 for everything! I love you guys~! :D
Disclaimer: When road rollers dominate cars as the main form of transportation, I'll road roller the head of Vocaloid and make it mine. (No offense sir/ma'am if you are reading this. :/3 heh..heh..) Then Rin and Len will be an official couple! xD
Chapter 6: I'm A Vocaloid (Finally)
Len's POV
Year: 2013
Sunlight streamed through my window hitting me in the face causing me to wake up. I glanced at the clock to my right. It said 11:00. 'Oh that's nice. It's eleven. What a wonderful number. It has very nice symmetry.' I thought, obviously not aware the horrors the time eleven possesses. 'Wait…' "HOLY CRAP IT'S ELEVEN! THE AUDITIONS ARE AT NOON WE ARE GONNA BE LATE ON OUR FIRST DAY, THEN WE ARE GONNA GET KICKED OUT AT LAUGHED AT, AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HATE US AND CALL US FAILURES NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!" I screamed. I quickly put on my Voca-costume and ran to wake up Rin. In the process I ran into the door because my stupid brain forgot that it had a doorknob.
I opened her door and looked inside. Rin was there all curled up in her bed. She was hugging a stuffed orange and her cheeks were slightly pink. I blushed so hard I think I set a new record. I gently shook her and told her to get up. Her eyes fluttered open and she sat up. While rubbing the sleepiness from her eyes she said, "Is it morning already?" Remember what I previously said about setting a new record for blushing? Screw that cause I just got even more red. Stupid hormones and whatnot. "Rin, hurry and put on your costume. Then run downstairs so we can quickly eat breakfast and then get to Headquarters." She looked at me and then her eyes opened really wide. Before I knew it I was quickly shoved onto my face in the hallway and loud rustling sounds could be heard from behind her door. Then she ran out and tripped over me and fell on the floor. Awkward moments love us huh?
And at that exact moment my dad walked out of the bathroom, looked at us in our 'position' and said, "Len at least do it in a bed and not a public hallway." Rin and I both blushed and quickly sat up. "Umm…I'm just going to go get breakfast now." Rin said and quickly walked away. I whipped around and glared at my so called "father" the one who was supposed to help me get girls, not scare them away! "Dad! What was that for?!" But alas…. he was gone. My family is so animated….. it's scary.
I went downstairs to see Rin with an orange. I grabbed a banana, Rin's arm, and we hurried over to the Vocaloid Headquarters. It was on the corner of NowhereInPaticular Street and JustGoWithIt Avenue. Building number…. 987 if I remember correctly. When we got there Rin was giggling. Either she was all happy-go-diddy from her orange or was laughing at how "ancient" you would call the building. In 2013 it was one of the most well built/designed buildings in Tokyo but to her, it most look so old school. At least that's why I think she's laughing.
We walked in and met the receptionist. Her name was Miriam or something. She told us that we were to go to the 17 floor and then room 1706. That's where we would meet everyone else. We got into the elevator. It was playing SPiCa by Miku. Rin was screaming at the elevator to freaking hurry up! So she can't even stand Miku's voice huh? That says something. The elevator doors opened and Rin ran out. "FRESH AIR~!" She screamed. If you couldn't tell I have a sweat drop.
We walked into the room and all of the new recruits were there. "Gumi-chan, Neru-chan, Miki-chan, Haku-chan! You're all here!" Rin yelled smiling. I just calmly walked over and started small talk with Piko and another boy named Mikuo. He look like Miku oddly. Suddenly Teto and this guy who looks like her popped out of nowhere. Will she ever stop doing that? "HEYO WORLD AND PEOPLE I SHARE IT WITH! IT IS I! THE ALL POWERFUL AND MIGHTY TETO ALONG WITH MY ALMOST AS POWERFUL AND MIGHTY BROTHER TED~!" Teto screamed. Then Gumi threw a carrot at them and they fell over.
"What are you doing her Teto?" I asked. "Well you see, you know how I'm in the group UTAU right? Well our building just burned down so Vocaloid took us in and we signed up with then and now UTAU belongs to Vocaloid. Now we get to see each other all the time, every day, every second, every minu-" She was cut off by Ted who put his hand on her mouth. "I think they get it Teto." Teto pouted and went to sit in a corner for a while. But Ted brought her French bread and everything was okay.
Then Kiyoteru walked in. "OMG IT'S KI-RU OUR TEACHER. LOOK LEN LOOK! HI KI-RU WE KNOW YOU! SHOUTOUT!" Rin yelled while waving at Kiyoteru. Everyone sweat dropped. "Rin, when you read the letter didn't you notice that he signed it?" Rin looked at me for a second. "Of course not!" She said with a big grin on her face. Why do I have a crush on such a blonde? Wait I'm a blonde so… word to the wise.. think before you speak about blondes. It's serious chiz. "Rin….. good to see you too." Kiyoteru said. "And from now on just call me Boss. AND NO KI-RU!" He said, yelling the last part." "Awwwwwwwwwwwwww but Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~!" This time I was the one to put my hand around someone's mouth. "Umm… she's just surprised that you're the Boss of Vocaloid Kiyoteru-san. I mean, because your our teacher and all." He looked at me thoughtfully. "That's just a cover job so nobody figures out that I'm the head of this company. Do you know how many people could kidnap me and hold me ransom, or worse! They could destroy my image and the entire Vocaloid enterprise!" We all just laughed. "Hey I'm serious!"
Rin's POV
Ki-ru is so funny. And he's paranoid. He brought us to a room and handed us a bunch of paperwork. We had to fill it out with information. It was stuff like, "What kind of songs do you like to sing? or "What is your preferred tempo? and shtuff like that. Len and I, since we were mirror images (or so to speak) had to fill out the same sheet. Luckily we pretty much agreed on all the same answers. Then he took the papers back and put them in their respected files. He said that we could go look around the building for a bit while he got our papers and songs filed. We nodded and headed out. Len and I went to the roof.
"Len look at the view! Isn't it breathtaking?" I ran to the edge of the roof. I know what you thinking. Rin you are so stupid! Don't go to the edge? Haha your wrong! There is a very safe, strong fence/boundary thing so no one will fall off! If someone did that'd be terrible! I heard that there's this really tall building in America that if you drop a penny off of it, it has enough power to kill someone. But I digress, I digress. "Yeah it sure is something Rin." Len replied. We looked out at the view and let the sunshine fall on us. I glance at my watch. We had about and hour to kill. "Len let's go find the others!" He nodded and we went to the building's cafeteria. We found everyone in their eating away on stuff. We sat down with them. "Hey I heard that we will have to pick out character items!" Mikuo said. "What are you guys going to choose?" Everyone paused for a minute. "Cherries!" "Carrots!" "Bananas!" "Oranges!" "Leeks! But then again, they are already Miku's item...so negi maybe? Or spring onions? They aren't EXACTLY the same thing right?" "My beautiful cell phone!" "Way to be lame Neru…." "Quit nagging me!" "Beer!" We all looked at Haku. "Hey I dunno bout you guys but I'm over 18 therefore eligible to drink it." Moving on…. Lastly Piko said, "Umm…. I don't have a preference but my Voca-costume is based off of a guitar…so if it were a life or death choice…. a guitar maybe?" We all agreed.
Then we heard over an announcer system thingy that our papers were sorted and we could go back to the room. They all headed up into the elevator but because I can't stand Miku's elevator music I took the stairs. Because I ran up them I beat them hahaha! But then again, we were only like 6 floors away….. whatever a win is a win right? When they all got up here we went in and sat down. Ki-ru handed us each packets with demo songs in them. We had to sing them, so they could get a feel for our voice, and if they were good they would release them and we would make our debut. Yayyyyyy. I took a look over my paper. I'm going to sing a song called R-Side, and some nameless duet with Len. I looked over at Len's packet and he is going to sing a song called L-Side and then our duet. Well that's nice.
When the others were done looking at their songs some of the Vocaloid managers came in. Each one was assigned to us and then we went to go record the songs. Len and I's manager is named Lola. "Aunt Lola? You never told me you work here!" Len said obviously surprised. "Well I do so congratulations on your discovery. You've made a real breakthrough in our lives." Lola and I did a slow clap together and Len was just standing there dumbfounded. "I'm so lost." He said with his head down. To cheer him up I took his hand and we walked to our studio.
IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO YELLOW! Their was everything a studio has in that room and it is alllllllllll yellow! They must have took into account our costumes designs because there things such as treble/bass clef pillows, coffee mugs, plates, you name it they have it. "Alright Rin if you just step in here for a second and you can meet our band members." I nodded and walked in then started to introduce myself. Huh Lola and Len are talking about something. Len looks frightened. Wonder why….
Len's POV
"Alright Rin if you just step in here for a second and you can meet our band members." Aunt Lola said. Rin steepped inside and started talking to the members. Lola turned around and gave me this pedo bear kinda face. I flinched and started backing up. "Lenn~! You can't escape!" She grabbed me and tied my wrist to hers. Dang. that woman is like a rock! No matter how I try to escape she just won't budge. "What…" I said. This is irritating. "You like this Rin girl huh? I saw you blush and look away when she grabbed your hand." I stared at her. "You…, you saw that?" She nodded. "Don't worry I won't tell!" Then she untied me and turned around back to face Rin. "Alright Rin. I'll give you a few minutes to look at the music and then we'll start ok!" She spoke into the microphone. Rin gave her a thumbs up and started flipping through her packet.
I on the other hand went to the yellow fridge to find it stocked with various banana and orange flavored things. I grabbed myself a banana milk and Rin and orange soda. I went to the couch and looked through my song. It didn't seem to complicated. Then Aunt Lola called to me saying it was my turn. As I walked by Rin I gave her the soda and told her a good job. Yes, I could hear her from the couch. She was so cute. Well… my turn. I went into the recording room and met the band members. They seemed nice. "I'm ready when you are Aunt Lola." I told her. She nodded and gave the signal to start. The song was a fun one to sing. I saw Rin through the glass window and she was smiling at me and then she winked. SHE WINKED~! Inner Len: Yeah man~! You go! Score~! Outer Len: Blush and then a shy smile. I'm so bipolar. The song was over and I walked out.
"Len you were so good!" Rin said. She came up and hugged me. There goes Lola's pedo bear face. Why am I related to such weirdos? And why do all of our names start with L? Whatever…. "Alright you two, I completely understand that you are in love with each other but please do not display your affections in front of the entire band." Lola stated. We glanced at the band who was just standing there awkwardly. "That's it!" I yelled. "This is war!" Then I chased Lola around the entire building while throwing bananas at her.
Normal POV
Miriam glanced up from her paper work to see Lola being chased by the new artist Len Kagamine. Then another worker in the building, Prima, came up to her desk. "Lola again?" Miriam glanced back at the two, and then back at Prima. "Yep. I'm surprised that she's not fired yet considering how many times this has happened." Prima looked at her in surprise. "You mean this is normal around here?" "Yeah it is. Your new here right? So you haven't really experienced yet. Lola is one of the toughest to get along with managers, I hear she even fired one of her artists, Tonio once." "Really? Wow, I feel bad for people who have to work with her." "Not really." Prima looked surprised again. "What makes you say that?" "Well, despite her outer character, she one of the best managers you'll ever meet. She does wonders for her artists. You just have to warm up to her." "Oh I…I see. Well I have to deliver these files to someone so I'll see you later." Prim walked away leaving Miriam alone at her desk. She glance back at Len and Lola. It appeared that Lola threw all the bananas in the lobby's fireplace and was holding a crying Len in a headlock. 'Len… I hope you know what you've got yourself into."
And done~! That was a fun chapter to write. Lookie I added more Vocaloids! Well, Engloids actually but whatever. So how was this chapter? Leave you thoughts below! As you may know, Piko doesn't have a character item...yet. So I just chose a guitar off the top of my head. THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT THIS IS HI OFFICIAL ITEM. And I'm not sure if the drinking age in Japan is 18, but that's what I heard somewhere, and I'm pretty sure that Haku is over 18 so...
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